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Posters Delight posted:-a helicopter drops a huge safe on their house and through the roof to which they happen to have the lock code. amount in safe must exceed the cost of repairing the roof by a significant amount ofc at its very basic, wealth management is simply how accurate one can fire a hefty safe full of stolen nazi gold from a trebuchet. ideally you'll want to lodge it into the ground somewhere outside of a metro area and then build an 8000 square foot gently caress palace around the crater
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Has to pay someone to build a gently caress palace instead of inheriting an ancient and storied gently caress palace from the grandparents.
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Sex Skeleton posted:Has to pay someone to build a gently caress palace instead of inheriting an ancient and storied gently caress palace from the grandparents. username checks the gently caress out
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Jan 21, 2020 07:08
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Whole house looks like the palace of Versailles had a one night stand with Hollywood Regency
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Jan 21, 2020 07:10
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huh. i never heard of genuine slovakian marble before
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Jan 21, 2020 07:16
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that countertop material w/ the lovely garnets in it
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Jan 21, 2020 07:17
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that loving dolce & gabanna line of home kitchen appliances that looked like mustard threw up some mosaic tiles
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Jan 21, 2020 07:18
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They're called agates and they make your counter top look like it has skin lesions
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Jan 21, 2020 07:36
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naem posted:cross posting from the make fun of the poor (aka ourselves) thread: naem posted:at least one weird, quiet, blank teenaged kid with no personality whatsoever I want to hear more about the particular kind of hosed up kids of new money Besides Pick
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Barudak posted:They're called agates and they make your counter top look like it has skin lesions I shouldn't cast shade because my parents installed floor tile for their countertop but god save them it is really durable and has less grout
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Jan 21, 2020 07:39
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Absolutely staggering amount of Gucci poo poo. Not old Gucci, new "playful" Gucci where they spell the brand name Guccy and it looks like knockoff poo poo from a vietnamese factory except it costs 6 grand
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Jan 21, 2020 07:48
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Barudak posted:Absolutely staggering amount of Gucci poo poo. Not old Gucci, new "playful" Gucci where they spell the brand name Guccy and it looks like knockoff poo poo from a vietnamese factory except it costs 6 grand don't get me started also the louboutin line where they literally glued legit-rear end garbage to the shoes like they were ripping off loving zoolander
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Jan 21, 2020 07:52
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Pick posted:don't get me started the thing is about zoolander is that it is barely a parody
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Jan 21, 2020 07:54
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Buying an Audi Q8 as the family car by saying it has a better safety rating than the BMW X series
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Jan 21, 2020 07:55
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burberry is for chavs and the keen mind never forgets
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Jan 21, 2020 07:57
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missoni by target
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Jan 21, 2020 07:58
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- pristine duck boots - wall safe concealed with white millwork not walnut paneling - basin on cabinet bathroom sink
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Fjallraven bags, north face fashion label gear, over a stella mccartney poncho How rich are we going cause "pile of hermes key rings to buy the love of the hermes rep" has to be one
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Also Barudak, I've been meaning to ask--maybe you remember, but I could swear Fendi had a technique for gold-tipping a fur coat--this was around 15 years ago--and they had one or two in the $90k range, but I have not seen any reference to this since and I'm starting to think I'm huffing gas, except I could loving swear they had them in Vegas because I feel I tried one of them on.
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Jan 21, 2020 08:02
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huffing regular unleaded gas and not the 95 octane
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Jan 21, 2020 08:11
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Two ovens, sinks, and dishwashers despite not being jewish. A guesthouse on the property that is unrented and empty, but fully furnished
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Jan 21, 2020 08:33
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New money trying to pretend like old money classy is hilarous poo poo. If I ended up ficlthy rich, I'd move to posh neighbourhood and annoy them by being either outragiously pimp like strolling around in snakeskin pants, white fur coat and nothing else or over the top gangster from Cyberpunk 2077.
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Owns Yellow Wilson Audio Alexandria XLF speakers and only plays Nickelback and Blake Shelton out of them.
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Jan 21, 2020 11:52
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tesla will work out the bugs eventually. love the car though
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Jan 21, 2020 13:33
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mixed media relief artwork, possibly with a swear or a bunch of LEDs
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Jan 21, 2020 14:47
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Gadgets in car cost as much as down payment for new car. My dad can control his headlights with his cell phone.
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Jan 21, 2020 14:59
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:dude goes by jeff and not geoff Also Epstein not Epstain
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Jan 21, 2020 15:05
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There's a Juicero on the counter.
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Jan 21, 2020 15:23
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Organizes charity events for local PBS station instead of orchestra.
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Jan 21, 2020 17:16
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Wears a big buttfucking ugly Diesel watch
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Bought all their own furniture.
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Jan 21, 2020 17:18
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Media knows about their procuring of children.
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Deeply into mysticism that they are doing wrong Are top backers for Kickstarters Buys and drinks as showily as possible a $6,000 bottle of whiskey, it is a blend
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Jan 22, 2020 11:16
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New money smell.
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Jan 22, 2020 11:20
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Their pronunciation of Porsche is the correct, non-poor way to say it but they clearly struggle with it and must concentrate when they do so.
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Jan 22, 2020 12:29
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Seriously though, not friends with Jeffery Epstein
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Jan 22, 2020 14:47
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- Meandering driveways - Mormons who have replaced every tenet of their faith with wine-mom-wall-platitudes and BYU merchandise
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Jan 22, 2020 15:00
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I want to hear more about the particular kind of hosed up kids of new money Elliot Rogers
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Jan 22, 2020 16:07
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Servant imp can only cast level 2 spells. No enchanted equipment. House is full of monsters and nobody can detect invisible
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They insist on looking under the hood and the undercarriage at the Aston Martin dealer.
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