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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Bonzi Buddy is not actually your buddy, but instead a pal.

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big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
mars is fake

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Contrary to popular belief, arguing pedantically on the internet is now known to make you cooler and more attractive

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Captain Hygiene posted:

Contrary to popular belief, arguing pedantically on the internet is now known to make you cooler and more attractive

It’s not really arguing so much as debating

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

thanks to new research close now counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and haircuts

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

It’s not really arguing so much as debating

:heysexy:

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Japan is a fabrication created by the French in the early 1960s for the sake of selling Americans cheap cartoons.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
Brussel sprouts put hair on your chest

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
Your dick is supposed to look like that

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Opinions are the larval stage of facts

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
all the planets are actually sleeping gods, dreaming in the dark until it's time to wake up again

beliefs are the imago of facts

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
No matter where you go there you are (this even works underwater)

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

humans are worms

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
bats are bugs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lady squirt is pee but pee is not lady squirt.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Videogames are the birth of human art and culture. All prior achievements are irrelevant. In a few hundred years, nine of ten museums will be dedicated to experiencing videogames in historically-appropriate settings (in an arcade, in a dark gamer's basement, inside a tank of nutrient fluid, etc). The old junk we use in our museums now will be stored in warehouses and catalogued, only and solely for its potential to make decent assets for future videogames.

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
hating people on the internet will never make your own dogshit life any better.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The planet is undergoing climate change which will negatively impact it's habitability for humans, and human activity is the root cause of the changes.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sapience was a mistake

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
America is not a real country but rather a system of financial penalties constructed by Freemason Satan-worshipers

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Gravity is really hard to explain and doesn't make sense. Most scientists now agree that Newton just made the whole thing up, though some disagree.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
robots are a kind of ghost

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Kegels are not just for ladies

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
If you believe in yourself you can do anything. except math. Math is only for smart people.

Seriously 2.0
May 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747

Colonel Cancer posted:

Sapience was a mistake

Life was a mistake, living organisms are in fact not 'cool & good'.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Bush did 9/11

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

The abscess of evidence is not the evidence of abscess

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Management posted:

Kegels are not just for ladies

Just lol if you’re a dude who can’t nail a headshot at twenty paces.

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
mercury is also fake

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

-bugs dont take falling damage

Kinetica
Aug 16, 2011
Goons are good posters

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Sex is gross.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Seriously 2.0 posted:

Life was a mistake, living organisms are in fact not 'cool & good'.

Everything is aliiive man :2bong:

Things like rocks and stars just operate on a different timescale.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
It turns out the "hard problem of consciousness" is hard for the same reason the question "why is there a force of gravity" is hard; it is simply a fundamental aspect of the universe inherent in all things.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
No why is the fundamental truth of the universe

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
humans have eggs because we are the reptilians we made along the way

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Colonel Cancer posted:

No why is the fundamental truth of the universe

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It is in fact not gay to cuddle and spoon with your bros. Ancient Spartans did it every day it is manly as HELL!!

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
There is no biological basis for racial classifications. Our modern ideas of race stem from phrenology and other biotruth-esque pseudosciences made up by rich white people to convince poor white people that it's "those people"'s fault they're not rich.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Whoria Discordia posted:

There is no biological basis for racial classifications. Our modern ideas of race stem from phrenology and other biotruth-esque pseudosciences made up by rich white people to convince poor white people that it's "those people"'s fault they're not rich.

Race segregation makes everyone poor. Even rich people can’t enjoy their own poo poo when poverty exists. :shrug:

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