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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
she still making pornos or what

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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precision posted:

Maybe she and Gwyneth Paltrow should go into business together

If you know what I mean

What like a store that sells smut, puppies, butthole candles and candy all under one roof? :thunkher:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

What like a store that sells smut, puppies, butthole candles and candy all under one roof? :thunkher:
and you have to be *this* white and privileged to enter

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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numberoneposter posted:

and you have to be *this* white and privileged to enter

drat is there a hue chart or an app you can download? I have an Audi, but it’s a 2014. I don’t really have a blazer, but do you think a leather jacket and funny golf tie would be good enough? :thunk:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


How high was she when they filmed this video OP?

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I find this video strangely endearing.

But what if the little dog jumped up on the kitchen bench after Paris left the room then poochie gobbled down all of the lasagne and then jumped down and shat it all over the floor, and then Paris came back in and slipped over and got covered in dog poop.

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Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Highlights for me were

Her long silky hair flowing free and sweeping over the food the whole time.

Burning her hand on the pan handle and casually throwing out a sultry “that’s hot”.

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