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I live in a duplex with a fenced in yard, and earlier today my dog was outside and I heard him start barking for about 3 seconds before a loud rear end yelp, then I heard someone running upstairs to the top unit before I could make it outside to see what happened. Now my loving dog is walking on 3 legs, poor guy can’t put any weight on his back right leg at all. I’m scared it’s broken or something and am gonna have to spend a shitload at the vet. Watching him hobble around is the saddest poo poo. I dunno if he bit the person or just pissed them off by barking, he’s never bit anyone before, and he’s a small like 20 pound cockapoo bishon mutt mix. Anyways I am full of anger at these pieces of poo poo who live above me and really wanna throw down with them. I’m thinking of vandalizing their car over and over every time they get it fixed. How do I get revenge on the dog beating gently caress head besides my preferred method of violence??
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Jan 21, 2020 04:27
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Try talking to them first, then management if that doesn't work?
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Jan 21, 2020 04:31
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Pepperoneedy posted:Try talking to them first, then management if that doesn't work? Lol, yeah I’m going to knock on their door after I have some time to cool off so I don’t immediately start yelling at them. I’m pretty sure they’ll just deny but we will see.
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Jan 21, 2020 04:32
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Call him out, seriously. gently caress people that kick pets
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Jan 21, 2020 04:32
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Maybe figure out if your dog actually did bite them?
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Jan 21, 2020 04:32
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Kick his fuckin rear end.
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Jan 21, 2020 04:33
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How dare a dog bark. Who the gently caress does that dog think he is?
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Jan 21, 2020 04:42
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kerpal????
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Jan 21, 2020 04:44
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Who What Now posted:Kick his fuckin rear end.
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Jan 21, 2020 04:44
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Maybe figure out if your dog actually did bite them? Yeah that’s the plan but if my neighbors dog bit me I’d be knocking on their door to scream at them about it. Who just sprints away like that after disabling the dog? The dog knows the people who live there and is friendly with them in the yard. I’m worried they had a guest come over or something and that’s who did it
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Jan 21, 2020 04:46
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Maybe your dog was barking at a political ideology. 
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Jan 21, 2020 04:48
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seriously post on social media about it. real social media not here then get x-rays and make updates and when he has a doggy cast make updates if you include an address that guy will probably not want to live there anymore shortly gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jan 21, 2020 |
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Jan 21, 2020 04:55
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Tetramin posted:Yeah that’s the plan but if my neighbors dog bit me I’d be knocking on their door to scream at them about it. Who just sprints away like that after disabling the dog? The dog knows the people who live there and is friendly with them in the yard. I’m worried they had a guest come over or something and that’s who did it Carry your dog with you when you knock then observe who the dog has an adverse reaction to Does the dog snarl/whimper at the weedy little gently caress sitting on the couch? That's the guy, that's the monster, run over and taekwondo hammer kick his head 
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Jan 21, 2020 04:56
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Who What Now posted:Kick his fuckin rear end.
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Jan 21, 2020 04:56
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Small Gay Planet posted:Carry your dog with you when you knock then observe who the dog has an adverse reaction to Yes actually that’s another thought I had, find a way to bring him around them and see when he hides behind me. That’s his behavior when he’s scared so it’d be pretty telltale.
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Jan 21, 2020 04:57
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burn their house down
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Jan 21, 2020 04:57
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Your dog didn't start poo poo if your neighbor kicked it in the rear. gently caress that guy.
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Jan 21, 2020 05:00
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Don't let your dog onto the neighbourhood irc channel
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Jan 21, 2020 05:01
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Who What Now posted:Kick his fuckin rear end.
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Jan 21, 2020 05:02
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Kick him in the hog
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Jan 21, 2020 05:03
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Drill a hole in the ceiling, attach a hose between said hole and your butthole.
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Jan 21, 2020 05:06
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So a duplex with one fenced shared area?
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Jan 21, 2020 05:07
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if he lives alone you have all kinds of options
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Jan 21, 2020 05:10
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Burt Sexual posted:So a duplex with one fenced shared area? Yeah the whole yard has chain link around it, and it’s a top/bottom duplex. I think it was once a single family home that was converted at some point because the layout is goofy as hell. Both units generally use the back doors to get in because there are separate doors for each unit. The front door opens into a staircase where the top and bottom doors open straight into the bedrooms.
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Jan 21, 2020 05:11
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gary oldmans diary posted:if he lives alone you have all kinds of options Uh You're kinda scaring me here But also 
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Jan 21, 2020 05:17
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gary oldmans diary posted:if he lives alone you have all kinds of options _/ 
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Jan 21, 2020 05:18
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i had a friend who had a neighbor spray his dog with a garden hose, so my buddy climbed the fence, held the guy down and sprayed him in the face with it asking him "hows it feel when i do it to you?" probably not a good idea, though.
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Jan 21, 2020 05:21
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Argh
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Jan 21, 2020 05:21
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i think you should pick the lock on the door of the enclosed access area then look for a spare key you could leave his freezer door cracked open all day pour bleach in his laundry detergent soak his spare toilet paper with water wrap the thermal fuse of his dryer in aluminum foil then blow torch it and put it back
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Jan 21, 2020 05:51
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buy that dog some wieners and then laugh when the dog gets fat.
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Jan 21, 2020 05:53
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it seems like tin snips should be enough to cut whatevers holding a muffler on and then if you could just jam a stick in there and stomp it down that should work. i dont know im not a mechanic op do you have any occupational skills with a potential revenge application to them?
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Jan 21, 2020 05:58
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Lock them in a room together and let them work it out.
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Jan 21, 2020 05:59
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find out if your dog is just faking it for attention
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Jan 21, 2020 06:10
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Flaming bag of dog poop is a classic
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Jan 21, 2020 06:10
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Open fire with a devastating fusillade
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Jan 21, 2020 06:14
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1redflag posted:Flaming bag of dog poop is a classic
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Jan 21, 2020 06:15
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here's a guide on how to proceed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3EgH0oUZI
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Jan 21, 2020 06:42
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I hate your neighbor OP
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Jan 21, 2020 06:46
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Buy the dog a gun.
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Jan 21, 2020 06:48
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Animal abuse is not ok 
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