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OMFG FURRY posted:
would this be like the Welcome Wagon helicopter from independence day except with Blake Shelton instead of random flashing lights
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Probably get drunk and high and wait for their ion cannon or whatever to level my city.
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Zippy the Bummer posted:would this be like the Welcome Wagon helicopter from independence day except with Blake Shelton instead of random flashing lights https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSbigjiKLoU
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Jan 21, 2020 06:25
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Face down, rear end up.
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I’m gonna gently caress the aliens
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i spread my cheeks. i want to please Dracmus. i feel his powerful otter hands grip me as he roars
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Spinz posted:I've given this some thought actually this belongs in every 3rd cubicle at the JPL
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Edgar posted:I'll stay home and drink wha ti have on hand and eat dominos if they still delivered. Bro dominos delivers 9am to 10pm. On weekends holidays and alien invasions. Read the drat fine print.
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I'd gently caress the aliens
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Then I'll gently caress their spaceships in the exhaust pipes
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Then I'll gently caress the heart of their home planet which is powered by a large explosive energy source and their entire race will die out as I gently caress their whole world
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If they could build viable generation ships why'd they ever bother to invade a gravity well 
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it is integral to their religion that they live in a terrestrial environment capable of sustaining life CHECK
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I'd learn to suck alien cock and like it. Hey, how bad could it taste?
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Spinz posted:I've given this some thought actually
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what if they don't have cocks what if these space otters reproduce by budding
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speaking as an Australian: gently caress off we're full
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Spinz posted:I've given this some thought actually rare medical diagram from area 51 
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Chrpno posted:speaking as an Australien:
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my tractor already has spikes on it so i would build some stupidly impractical armor out of scrap metal and get some nerd swords to augment my guns maybe use the back hydraulic loader into a kind of mobile bastion where people could shoot from. i could re-direct the pto to have spinning blades on the sides
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Kazak posted:Retreat to my basement and watch evangelion MY man!
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Here's to ten million years of syncretic evolution.
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that loving owns harder than i can say
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THE EDF DEPLOOOYS! TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Jan 21, 2020 |
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Nothing, lmao. I wouldn't raise a finger to help this country or this planet.
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I hope they interpret 'cowering shamefully' as a threatening posture because by god I'm going to give it to them in spades
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Offer my body as a tool of erotic learning to the (assumedly) sexy aliens
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Dust off my Blu Ray player just in case the internet goes down.
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I'm pretty sure we nuked space sometime in the 80s to test shooting down satellites. I want to say it was even fired from a fighter that flew really high, not even an icbm. Looked it up and nuking space was actually done in the 60s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish_Prime The one I was thinking about was just a regular missile I think but I can't find the name, another article I found about shooting down a satellite in a 2008 test said they did it first in 1985 though.
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Gotta get back to building that stellar converter out in the garage.
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Do they look like the blue aliens from Mass Effect? Asking for a friend.
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god dammit i already said they look like the star wars space otters
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Welcome new space otter overlords.
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