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I would make friends with the space otters, they seem nice, plus are probably super horny after that long trip 
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Jan 21, 2020 13:33
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Zippy the Bummer posted:god dammit i already said they look like the star wars space otters IMO you have it all wrong. The Space Otters are helping us wrestle the invisible aliens! Han Solo learned the art of seeing through invisibility which is why he is punching at thin air.
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Jan 21, 2020 13:49
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Spinz posted:A blowjob good enough to save the planet: redemption Spinz posted:I've given this some thought actually Is the alien’s dick on his neck?
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We must remember in these trying times that our predecessors, the bonobos, have sex as a greeting. I believe that if we can just reach deep inside ourselves and pull on our primal knowledge that we can master these aliens. The time has come to thrust boldly into our future as a space loving race and finally penetrate the depths of this galaxy.
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Jan 21, 2020 16:52
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I would cry like a baby and then die to some giant plasma beam as it crawls across the surface.
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Jan 21, 2020 16:54
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The aliens have big boobs and their ships are big spacefaring boobs and their home planet is just a big boob.
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Jan 21, 2020 16:58
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if they managed to get to earth from wherever they came from they're obviously better organized as a species than we are so i'd become a collaborator also didn't han solo gently caress that space otter?
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Jan 21, 2020 17:00
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:The aliens have big boobs and their ships are big spacefaring boobs and their home planet is just a big boob. The alien reproductive organ looks just like a human, so both sides are too horny to communicate.
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Jan 21, 2020 17:03
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Pitdragon posted:if they managed to get to earth from wherever they came from they're obviously better organized as a species than we are so i'd become a collaborator Solo most certainly did NOT gently caress that space otter. He made sweet passionate love to that space otter, their bodies intertwined for what seemed like hours, reveling in each other’s flesh, their joining a perfect, blissful metaphor for peace throughout the galaxy. And this time, Han did not shoot first.
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Jan 21, 2020 17:07
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I'm gonna do whatever the gently caress the aliens want me to, and so will you. lol at anyone who thinks the Aliens are going to be just "slightly more advanced". What, you think they started only a hundred years ahead of us? Take the aliens you're thinking of, and think of what would happen if they got here a thousand years ago, instead. Or maybe more like a million years ago. There'd be more distance between what they'll have and what we have than there is between modern weapons and pointy sticks (hardened in fire, the very latest of technologies).
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Jan 21, 2020 17:11
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Is the alien’s dick on his neck? If so AWESOME
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Jan 21, 2020 17:22
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First we hack their antivirus with a MacBook then we blow 'em up 
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We'll certainly blow something 
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Jan 21, 2020 18:36
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If bitch about losing my job to all these fuckin' aliens while I get high on prescription meds
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Jan 21, 2020 18:54
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I'd use offensive anti-alien language in public and tell my children they'll be disowned if I see them with any fuckin' aliens. Then I'd search "cucked by space alien" on pornhub and jerk off.
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Jan 21, 2020 18:57
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pretty sure gbs already decided it was gonna collectively get horny for aliens when applewhite drew the comic with the alien girls with big butts, boobs, and dicks.
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Jan 21, 2020 19:01
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Buddy we all wanted to gently caress aliens long before that.
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Jan 21, 2020 19:04
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As a radical posadist I will invite our alien comrades with open arms. Maybe even push citizens Google and Facebook in front of a flying saucer.
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Jan 21, 2020 19:05
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I would trade recreational drugs with them, who knows what space weed does! Also down for the alien banging, not gonna read up on otter mating practices either this is blind speedrun time
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Jan 21, 2020 19:07
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:What was it? What was the problem? The problem is her species is really horny for humans. A reverse alien fucker fantasy basically. It's a comic about an alien professor trying not to gently caress her students, usually without success, getting her in trouble with the college.
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So now that it's obvious that the invaders are not Asari Futa Queens, all my plans and preparations are for nought. So idk, I might try to get a bucket of fresh clams to bribe the Space Otters when they arrive in their aqua hover tanks. To all horny ET fans: I just saw this documentary called "Love and Saucers" (trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9XoWl3ewag) about a guy who allegedly had lots of sex with an ET lady during his youth. The whole thing did not sound very sexy tbh - getting abducted and having weird sex while a Mantis being or even the whole ET crew is watching is super awkward. 
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Jan 21, 2020 19:21
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SavageGentleman posted:So now that it's obvious that the invaders are not Asari Futa Queens, all my plans and preparations are for nought. So idk, I might try to get a bucket of fresh clams to bribe the Space Otters when they arrive in their aqua hover tanks. drat that happened to me too
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Jan 21, 2020 19:24
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Smooch the aliens if they are attractive
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Jan 21, 2020 19:26
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Sexually exhaust them then take the spaceship for a joy ride. 
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Jan 21, 2020 20:05
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what if the aliens are like the equivalent of interstellar black mold??? nothing sexy about that.
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Pick posted:Smooch the aliens if they are attractive Haven’t you been reading the thread? They have dicks, butts, boobs, and pussies ALL AT ONCE. The question isn’t if they are attractive; the question is where to start
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numberoneposter posted:what if the aliens are like the equivalent of interstellar black mold??? nothing sexy about that. Haha yeah that’s true. *sheepishly closes moldbus.com browser tab*
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Jan 21, 2020 20:14
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I don't know if otter boobs have been confirmed or denied yet and that's one thing I won't put in my search history
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Jan 21, 2020 20:16
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otters are mammals so i am guessing they indeed have big ol furry honkers
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Jan 21, 2020 20:17
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Op should learn the difference between otters and weasels because that is not an otter. It doesn’t even have webbed paws. 
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Jan 21, 2020 20:22
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Otter than make a fuss we otter find a way to peace
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numberoneposter posted:what if the aliens are like the equivalent of interstellar black mold??? nothing sexy about that. I think molds would have a boring spaceship tbh. Like the Honda scooter of spaceships. 
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SavageGentleman posted:To all horny ET fans: I just saw this documentary called "Love and Saucers" (trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9XoWl3ewag) about a guy who allegedly had lots of sex with an ET lady during his youth. The whole thing did not sound very sexy tbh - getting abducted and having weird sex while a Mantis being or even the whole ET crew is watching is super awkward.
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Jan 21, 2020 20:58
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Spinz posted:If so AWESOME Spinz your dedication to loving and/or sucking the aliens to death is a tribute to your kind. On behalf of mankind, I'd like to award you with this medal: For getting freaky with it.
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even if the aliens were peaceful, benevolent, sexy and dtf, i'd still die. just seems like it'd be a good time to do so.
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Big Beef City posted:Spinz your dedication to loving and/or sucking the aliens to death is a tribute to your kind. It's an idea as old as recorded history Swords into plowshares
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SavageGentleman posted:The whole thing did not sound very sexy tbh - getting abducted and having weird sex while a Mantis being or even the whole ET crew is watching is super awkward. You and your kink-shaming rear end can go get hosed, thxbye Edit:  http://imgur.com/a/0Tai8SqWOULD The Bible fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jan 21, 2020 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Haven’t you been reading the thread? They have dicks, butts, boobs, and pussies ALL AT ONCE. The question isn’t if they are attractive; the question is where to start a veritable cornucopia of sweaty genitalia
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 the penis defense spines only emerge when threatened
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