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AllNewJonasSalk
Apr 22, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Well, if we're all gonna die then I guess now is a good time to discuss all those murders I never got around to committing.

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007



Dinosaur Gum

Lol a dying. What a noob.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

M'caque



loving finally, Jesus. Waiting for climate change to kill me was getting so boring.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012



I always thought the lime in the neck of the thing was to stop the corona virus

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011

Hail Satan, dude.

Can vodka kill the virus?

If so, I think I'm immune. A real superman, even.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 8, 2001



i volunteer to die in the pandemic that finally convinces the feds to do single-payer

"felt sick, doctor too expensive, took fish pills instead" x 163 million

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010


Are you just learning that we're all going to die, OP?

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


So it's going to cost way too much and only gently caress up total lightweights got it.

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017



When the SARS panic happened, one of my friends went to China on a trip and when they came home their family wouldn't let them in the house for a month. People are always panicky and dumb.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008


Cough


Sniffle


Cough

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW

Clapping Larry

ArbitraryC posted:

新年快乐

More like 死年快乐

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


We were all gonna die anyways, stupid, that's how mortality works. Now if you found some sort of an immortality virus I'd be pretty loving spooked

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

I'll just walk it off if I get it. Always works.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Bear in mind those numbers are coming from the PRC, who were denying that there was person to person transmission at all until yesterday. I'd take anything they say with a grain of salt.

Yeah I came to post this. I dont think wed ever get the real numbers from China.

Lt Dan Ice Cream
Jul 29, 2006



Lipstick Apathy

I just hope I can die really high and comfortable.

Lt Dan Ice Cream fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Apr 13, 2020

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
Racist Trump supporter please do not try to engage in good faith. Mock him.

Oh yeah and I'll keep buying this avatar so I mean you can change it if you want but I'm changing it when I notice.

i hope i get the virus named after the best beer in the world

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Mnoba posted:

i hope i get the virus named after the best beer in the world
Pabst Blue Rabies???

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008




Gravy Boat 2k

I'm getting my flu shot


Take that china

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya

Biscuit Hider

I'm in Madagascar suckas, good luck with the dying y'all

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012



Rudeboy Detective posted:

Can vodka kill the virus?

If so, I think I'm immune. A real superman, even.

im trying the same with moonshine so ill post my finding later

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Mnoba posted:

i hope i get the virus named after the best beer in the world

Firestone Double Barrel Ail???

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012



bollig posted:

Flying internationally tomorrow. Europe to States. So I can't wait to be stuck an ocean away from my cat while the world wheezes to death. I was honestly hoping to age my way out of vulnerability of these flus. Basically if you're young you're hosed.

Weeeeeell. I got bad news about getting old(er).

I went to a convalescent home today for work (in the US). They had signs all over the place: "We are experiencing an outbreak of respiratory tract infection. Please wash your hands, cover your mouth and nose when coughing or sneezing, and feel free to wear the face-masks provided."

toggle
Nov 7, 2005



Pig loving has doomed us to diseaae

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


No pig flu was a joke. Drinking corona has doomed us to a doomy doom of some kind this time.

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed

At this point we're gettin' near double jeopardy levels of "What will kill the who wheres firstwhens?"

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


OP I watched a couple episodes of Doomsday Preppers in Netflix I think Ill be ok

Son of Sam-I-Am
Feb 12, 2002





the shame of being diagnosed w/ the Zima virus

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007



in 2018 i got the flu p badly

it sucked

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




If I stab myself with a dog coronavirus vaccine am I good?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


I was in Toronto during the big SARS "outbreak" there, and will do the same now as I did then.

Which is nothing. No one there cared, everyone still took transit and went shopping. I saw one person in total wearing a mask during the entire outbreak.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



I do find it very suspicious that this happens right after china pushes a pig off a bungee tower

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


maybe ill finally be able to afford a house.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



NOT ON MY WATCH!!!!!

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Colonel Cancer posted:

We were all gonna die anyways, stupid, that's how mortality works. Now if you found some sort of an immortality virus I'd be pretty loving spooked

I found one on GeoCities once, pretty spooky right?

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006



College Slice

This virus made the rookie mistake of showing any signs of lethality before first spreading all over the world in a lengthy but highly communicable incubation period

This is some scrub tier bush leagues made in china poo poo

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up





It's ok all goons are of Nosferatu bloodline

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.

Are the dogs going to be okay after 85% of the world's population dies? That's all I care about.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Once the supply of cadavers dwindles it's about a 50/50

ThePopeOfFun
Feb 15, 2010


*gets on stage. Turns back towards audience and bends backwards, so as to see the audience upside down. Dangles the microphone above upside down mouth*

*whisper screams*

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIEEEEE

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015



Is this the annual doomsday virus that ultimately amounts to nothing?

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