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Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Spoiled Victorian Goon.


I survived World War III without stumbling around blind and on fire before making GBS threads my guts out, so Iíll take dying of the sniffles now rather than dying in a clean water stampede in 25 years.

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


https://twitter.com/PaulHuangReport...054382349185024

11 million people live in Wuhan

poty fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jan 22, 2020

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

100% Rad


serious norman posted:

Lol a dying. What a noob.

cucked by a microbe.

The mystery virus driving your convertible and plowing ur wife and taking your kid to baseball practice.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


Also the death toll is now 17 (up from 6 yesterday) and there are 547 confirmed cases

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016



poty posted:

11 million people live in Wuhan

Sounds like it's going pretty well over there then, don't know what you're fuzzing about.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!


Chrs posted:

Is this the annual doomsday virus that ultimately amounts to nothing?

yes.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Hail the Crimson King

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004



numberoneposter posted:

Pabst Blue Rabies???

Westvleteren Nile Virus

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


Welp goons, time to sit back comfortably knowing we don't make human contact

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



talk about having the yellow fever

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

poty posted:

Also the death toll is now 17 (up from 6 yesterday) and there are 547 confirmed cases

that's like a moderately strong tropical storm striking the philipines-type death toll. wake me up when its "influenze during world war I" or "massive earthquake in the middle east" level

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on


Pillbug

Play posted:

that's like a moderately strong tropical storm striking the philipines-type death toll. wake me up when its "influenze during world war I" or "massive earthquake in the middle east" level

Itís still early and thereís also no way in hell those are the real numbers.

UltraRed
Apr 9, 2005



Fun Shoe

numberoneposter posted:

talk about having the yellow fever

It's not fun, anymore!

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!


Ugly In The Morning posted:

Itís still early and thereís also no way in hell those are the real numbers.

Yeah if anything the sickened are higher and the overall lethality lower because funny thing it turns out to be pretty hard to hide a corpse and when one is found people tend to start asking questions

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Coolguye posted:

Yeah if anything the sickened are higher and the overall lethality lower because funny thing it turns out to be pretty hard to hide a corpse and when one is found people tend to start asking questions

Let me introduce you to this little country called China that is exceptionally good at it!

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on


Pillbug

Following the Uighyr concentration camp story should show you how strong Chinaís denial game is.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!


MarcusSA posted:

Let me introduce you to this little country called China that is exceptionally good at it!

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Following the Uighyr concentration camp story should show you how strong Chinaís denial game is.

Thanks but Iím very intimately familiar with the CCP and China and youíre not really aware of what youíre talking about if you compare the Han heartland to the provinces the genocide is occurring in

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with a rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream for as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Itís still early and thereís also no way in hell those are the real numbers.

I know that, but I don't appreciate you responding to my joke as if it were serious. It makes me think that my joke wasn't good, which, while true, is extremely hurtful

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on


Pillbug

Coolguye posted:

Thanks but Iím very intimately familiar with the CCP and China and youíre not really aware of what youíre talking about if you compare the Han heartland to the provinces the genocide is occurring in

Point is I donít trust anything that they say, considering how long they were denying person-to-person transmission. That was just an example of how much their state run media will spin bullshit about things that are clearly happening.

Play posted:

I know that, but I don't appreciate you responding to my joke as if it were serious. It makes me think that my joke wasn't good, which, while true, is extremely hurtful

I got what you were going for, but what is the internet for if not for correcting people whenever possible?

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo


Let me know when the WHO classifies this as a stage 4 epidemic, or when they release a sequel to Pinball Wizard.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop


Soiled Meat

Has Madagascar gone into lockdown yet?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

bob dobbs will one day live again


Nap Ghost

Yeah, the provincial authorities tried to cover it up but then Beijing yelled at them hard enough that they stopped covering it up

They also sequenced the thing so now they have a test. The only facility in China capable of the test is in Wuhan, luckily. So that was responsible for the huge increase

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



Having read war Z - lol. If there is one place where the actual Death Virus will originate, it's gonna be china. China is also well known for underreporting any negative numbers, so expect the actual count to be much higher.

frajaq
Jan 30, 2009

#acolyte GM of 2014



unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013


Satellites could report piles of bodies burning somewhere and ping will explain the photos are incorrect opinions

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Grimey Drawer


Looks like the plan worked out great!

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013


I expected India to come up with the first really good virus

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Son of Rodney posted:

Having read war Z - lol. If there is one place where the actual Death Virus will originate, it's gonna be china. China is also well known for underreporting any negative numbers, so expect the actual count to be much higher.

Nah dog you gotta have faith in homegrown antivaxxer community. Antibiotics resistant death measles from shining sea to shining sea!

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on


Pillbug

unpacked robinhood posted:

I expected India to come up with the first really good virus

The Ganges is basically the largest bio weapons lab in the world.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com


Can we get this over with already? I've got an afterlife/empty void to get on with.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.



Kiss From a Hog

Eh, I'm still waiting for something really bizarre to take out humanity, like an airborne prion disease that remains infectious for months and can't be killed by an autoclave, or a hemorrhagic fever that penetrates CBRN protection.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


What if i told you that human race is the ultimate disease, Mr Anderson? And the planet is patient zero

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!!

Elwood P Dowd
Jan 4, 2003

Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.


I saw this documentary already -
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n1kda

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007



Grimey Drawer

I watched contagion on the flight back from London last week and itís literally almost the same premise lol.
GG China

Radirot
Feb 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

Shifty gimbal posted:

I'm in Madagascar suckas, good luck with the dying y'all

Hug a lemur for me

bomb
Nov 3, 2005




Moving to Montana just south of Glacier to live this out up in my uncle's sweet 100 miles off-the-grid cabin-mansion that uses natural springs to generate electricity.

Also we all hunt so we should be fine.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"


MarcusSA posted:

I watched contagion on the flight back from London last week and itís literally almost the same premise lol.
GG China

I watched it years ago on one of the movie channels, And a few hours ago saw that it was back on the same channelís on demand service...and literally just started it up for a re-watch! (Just finished the autopsy scene.) Gotta slip into the right mindset for a pandemic!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



All those moments will be lost in time, like beers in rain.

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Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

Kill yourself and kill everyone around you.

ChickenHeart posted:

a hemorrhagic fever that penetrates CBRN protection.

Crake needs to hurry the gently caress up with the bliss+ already.

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