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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Coronavirus 2021: I Threw Up On My Sheep
 
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Jun 27, 2008

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Soiled Meat
Has Madagascar gone into lockdown yet?

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Jun 27, 2008

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Facebook Aunt posted:

A few weeks ago I took my senior cat in for a checkup and they wanted blood and urine. The blood looked tricky. But I was not expecting them to just jam a big needle in her belly to get at the urine. :catstare: I was thinking, "'how they get a cat to pee on demand?" then "Oh poo poo!"

Jesus gently caress is this normal? I've never had a cat who needed a urine sample and it sounds kind of extreme :catstare:

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Jun 27, 2008

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Hopes Fall posted:

Yup. They did it to my fatboi when we brought him for "inappropriate urination" (pissed on my leg while I myself was taking a piss). We learned he had urine crystals, but they just jammed a bugass needle into him and pulled it directly from the source. He didn't even really bitch that much.

Edit: Eww page snipe.

On topic: most school districts in my area decided to start Spring break early, then go to online education.

And people still came into my store today, casually buying shoes and not covering their mouths while coughing. I also found a very expressioniatic booger-finger painting on one of the mirrors in the kid's dept. I left it for the other other manager to deal with.

Mooey Cow posted:

That's how they sampled urine from our dog who was diabetic. It looks pretty brutal but you can't exactly ask animals to pee in a cup.


21st Cherry boy posted:

Yeah they've done it to two of my cats, one of them the vet said was almost too chubby to get to his bladder haha.

I wonder how long they'll wait to eat my face after I die.

Huh, I had no idea. Guess I shouldn't find it surprising since you can't get cats (or any animals) to piss on demand (like Mooey Cow said) but I'm still somewhat suprised.

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