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BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:
what is it BIG PUFFY NIPS told me again?? always...put salt in my eyes zer0spunk fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Mar 2, 2020 |
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hey cool, it's where i live now what do i win https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/01/nyregion/new-york-coronvirus-confirmed.html
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Mar 2, 2020 03:54
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Flutieflakes017 posted:Hahahahah, don't touch the poop. Let them keep buying all the Dinty Moore and Wolf Brand Chili. I'm loving this. like all things pure and good, king of the hill ran this simulation for you already
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Mar 8, 2020 18:14
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zer0spunk fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Mar 9, 2020 |
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Mar 9, 2020 17:05
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lofi posted:You didn't even go for Breathe? Did breathe have a first person pov music video though?
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Mar 9, 2020 17:10
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Floodixor posted:Jesus christ I went into work this morning and we now have 29 THOUSAND tickets in our support queue. Just set up an auto-reply system that responds to every ticket with "RIP"
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Mar 9, 2020 17:18
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I goto the movies 3-4 times a month depending on what's out, which is doable since NYC has a bunch of limited releases. I thought about going to bloodshot since it's the only thing out this month but the idea of catching a virus cuz of a bad vin disel movie being in my obituary is more possible shame then I can bear
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Mar 9, 2020 17:21
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lofi posted:Here lies zer0spunk, in a better place now.  Yaldabaoth posted:People still don't get that the masks are for preventing people who are already sick from spreading their germs, what makes you think they'll eventually learn how to wash their hands? 2030, America: A red sun slowly peaks over the crest of a burned-out horizon. Dust clouds kick and sway in the rotten air, slowly followed by the thunder of engines.. It's the WASH squad and they are here to make sure YOU WASH YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS, or it's the cages with you and your family. zer0spunk fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Mar 9, 2020 |
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Mar 9, 2020 17:44
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I'm less afraid of catching it than just being homeless from losing months of work. I can't work from home and today they said this-quote:On Monday, MTA Chairman Pat Foye was even more explicit at a press conference to discuss the agency's coronavirus response: "If you don't need to take the subway, don't do it.” It's only a matter of time before they start pulling permits and then all my industry gets screwed union or not.
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Mar 9, 2020 18:31
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quote:12:15 p.m. The first patient with coronavirus in New Jersey spoke out to CBS New York. James Cai, a 32-year-old physician's assistant with residences in Manhattan and Fort Lee, said he was not a smoker and has no underlying health conditions. He believed that he got it while attending a medical conference at the Times Square Westin. bro, chest pain and diarrhea at the same time is just plain hosed up. just like "please lord let my heart not explode and they find me on this Play posted:
I couldn't decide if the caption should have been "NYAHHHH!" or *highlander theme starts* zer0spunk fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Mar 9, 2020 |
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Mar 9, 2020 18:50
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Shaocaholica posted:Did Thanos snap apply to wildlife? What about plants? Plants use resources too. I didn't see anyone in Endgame complain about their pets or garden getting wrecked. If this hits 50% mortality rate then we can officially call it the thanos flu ya nerd
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Mar 9, 2020 19:06
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quote:During Monday's call, Messonnier turned most of her attention to older individuals, or those over 60, which are the most vulnerable to developing serious complications from the respiratory disease. you're all assigned (1) senior citizen do not lose your assigned senior citizen
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Mar 9, 2020 19:16
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mike12345 posted:Wet market sounds like cyberpunk poo poo where I can buy eyes and stuff. cybervirus 2020 confirmed
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Mar 9, 2020 19:17
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20 people from march 1st to march 9th in NYC isn't terrible. I guess the real test is the third week of march. Or if you're in the future like I am, also known as The Great Purge of March.
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Mar 9, 2020 22:16
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thepopmonster posted:2.2 cases per day? Not great, not terrible. estimated population of 8.5 million so 0.000235294117647% so far i like my odds
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Mar 10, 2020 03:01
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monkeytennis posted:Any tips on how not to touch your loving face all the time? Since I became conscious of it I’ve realised I spend about 90% of each hour playing with my beard or brushing my hair off my face remove face and place in dishwasher for safekeeping
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Mar 10, 2020 16:30
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permission to now call this hanks disease?
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Mar 12, 2020 03:27
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Traxis posted:I have bursitis so my doc gave me a cortisone shot and prescribed prednisone, I'm going to die aren't I? you got the hanx
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Mar 12, 2020 03:36
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tim hanx, survived by his sons colon and white rapper guy gone2soon
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Mar 12, 2020 03:50
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Out of respect, we should pay tribute to some of his more famous roles. Phil in Philadelphia
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Mar 12, 2020 03:54
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what if this is the turning point and history textbooks refer to this period as post hanks infection (PHI)
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Mar 12, 2020 03:59
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Disgusting Coward posted:I have/had the roni. Got my official Yep, You A Plaguebearer talk from a doc on the phone today - drat near a month after my poo poo got hosed up. My little plague dot should be appearing in the UK tomorrow. The contract you signed by registering here means that the nearest member to you geographically is bound by law to come erase your browser history upon your death
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Disgusting Coward posted:
nice, you got the OG strain before it became hipster
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dr_rat posted:Pangolin justice, harsh but fair.  y'all got any bats
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Hazo posted:Ridiculous that dogs have a coronavirus vaccine before we do. just show up in a dog suit and commit to it rip all my work for the month of march..no it's cool i didn't need income only viruses. pay me directly in virii
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Mar 12, 2020 20:08
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unpacked robinhood posted:All schools closed in France starting next monday sacré bleu
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Mar 12, 2020 20:11
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broadway is shutting down for a month bad day for poo poo white people like e: anyone check on panera?
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Mar 12, 2020 21:58
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:A Grand Egg posted: 
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Mar 12, 2020 22:22
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statistically, there's gotta be people immune to this specific virus what i'm saying is, i'm willing to shave my head and get a wheelchair
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bird with big dick posted:I’m in the susceptible age bracket plus my immune system is compromised due to obesity I just sat my 4 year old son down and told him he would be the man of the house soon and gave him the combination to the gun safe. what was the next clue you hid inside the safe? treasure map? poem with a secret message in vanishing ink?
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i'm calling it right now, covid19 is going to be this years hottest halloween costume the god drat onion beat me to this https://local.theonion.com/i-can-t-wait-to-dress-up-as-the-coronavirus-for-hallow-1842271965 zer0spunk fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Mar 12, 2020 |
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Mar 12, 2020 23:44
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my new fav covid19 casualty when the nba shut down for the season it ended up breaking the nba2k game since it pulls season data apparently.... once that vanished the game bugs out quote:The culprit is the NBA Today mode which lets you start a new franchise mode from the exact day it is in real-life. However, when starting it up, NBA Today tries to simulate games that don't exist, sending it into a spiral that ends up with the game crashing.
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Mar 12, 2020 23:48
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it's officially a state of emergency in nyc. i wonder what i should do for the next 3 months of no work....is whittling a good indoor hobby?
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everything is canceled now fun, canceled hope, canceled
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Colonel Cancer posted:Masturbation is ok tho if you wanna give your dick covid19, sure e: or vagina, its 2020
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r u ready to WALK posted:
hol' up you believe that this:  the most commonly found shower head in existence is not sufficient enough to wash your rear end? explain yourself
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Mar 14, 2020 17:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:You just need to push up against the walls and climb up horizontally until your rear end lines up with it 
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Apparently if the man can't spray water with the pulsating setting directly into his anus, he just can't get it clean. I just spread my cheeks goatman style and use the old windshield wiper finger. you guys don't hire a person on taskrabbit to come over with a powerwasher every night???? 
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Nurge posted:about the TP factories working overtime to try and meet the demand. I'm picturing some really weird oompaloompas right now
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