serious norman posted:

Lol a dying. What a noob.

Burt Sexual posted:

Y’all got any suggestions for an updated thread title? I didn’t even click in here bc I hate nihilism. Op you can pick

Bardeh posted:

https://twitter.com/DarrenPlymouth/status/1220427053717250050

uhhh wtf, obviously there's no proof this is all recent footage, but it loving looks like it

jesus

Bardeh posted:

looks yum

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Its only caused like 6 epidemics. Seems like an over-reaction if you ask me.

Charlz Guybon posted:

Death toll up to 259

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1223372109243613189

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1223396372159901697

EvilJoven posted:

IDK burt the commercial for your cruise doesn't look that fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4xB2miroJU

Mozi posted:

like what? "a hundred people came into X and X hospital today, 50 tested negative and then we ran out of tests, so.... let's call it, maybe, 30 infected?" i don't see how that's any better

it's ok to accept uncertainty. certainly there are many more dead and sick than the official numbers, but that's just because of the nature of how they are counted. i do believe the math people when they said a week ago there were high five figured infected and that's also valuable information. i just don't need there to be some great source of truth that is being hidden from us

and yes there are additional issues where in China the cause of death for a lot of these probably won't reflect the virus which is annoying but apparently just how things are done there

i don't mean to diminish how awful it must be for many people affected by this, which could very well just be the start of a larger global issue (imagine if it was spreading in Bangladesh, India, African slums...). but everyone getting excited about the most extreme stuff getting tossed out online just removes us further from seeing what is actually happening in reality

Play posted:

i will give my body and life to the virus, willingly. this way it shall be appeased, and many moons shall pass before it requires another sacrifice

unpacked robinhood posted:

Make America Gangrenous Again

The French Army posted:

I am aboard this ship, ask me anything. Four Chinese nationals were sent to a hospital, 23 immediately deported.

stephenthinkpad posted:

What the hell is the point of expressing more concern only in private? This guy is essentially doing what the wuhan official were doing.

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

The viruses will fight it out to decide if you cough or poop yourself to death, Alien vs. Predator style.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

You will never stop my cspam posting and my gbs posting and my yosposting

Gws posting you could prolly stop me from tho

Jamsta posted:

im all set

Gearhead posted:

And, you know Bat Soup Fever.

IAMNOTADOCTOR posted:

Not even close, only two samples were fully analysed and we're practically completely identical

"HKU-SZ-002a and HKU-SZ-005b differ from each other by only two bases. One of them is a non-synonymous mutation at amino acid position 336 of non-structural protein 4 (Ser336 for HKU-SZ-002a; Leu336 for HKU-SZ-005b; figure 4)"

Partial rt-pcr was done on 5 samples which confirmed it's different from SARS etc.

This paper literally states the opposite of what your saying. Your left and right but probably would differ more genetically.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

\


exactly! it bugs me so here are some rules I'll need all goons to follow

-wash your hands (w/ soap)
-drink juice and exercise and you'll be fine
-avoid licking door handles if you can help it
-it's viruses
-avoid rear end to mouth (or "eating rear end") while the virii are in town
-the boys are back in town
-the boys are back in towwwwn.

RichardA posted:

So about people 78 of 1000 people will need a ICU bed. There are about 0.2 ICU beds per 1000 in the US and that on the higher end world wide.

i am harry posted:

Which are you going to eat first?

frogge posted:

It's a flat 69%.

(I'm guessing not far from the reported 0.2%-3.6%, age bracket depending.)

Pick posted:

Why wouldn't you just poop into a paper towel and throw it out the window?

Burt Sexual posted:

I do not like your username

Books On Tape posted:

Our plan is kinda one of stages.

1) Now: start slowly phasing in light social distancing and improved hygienic habits. View large crowd gatherings as risk/reward scenarios.

2) Spreading begins stateside: Telecommute. Shelter in place mostly. Social distancing and Light PPE when in public. Establish decon station in garage w/ crude "scrub station" to keep inside home "clear". Stage 2 bins with important personal items, have 2 large bins ready for clothes (Odds: Likely)

3) Spreading begins locally: Firm shelter in place. Stage clothes, supplies & be prepared to roll to a buddy's house on short notice. IF either of us needs to leave, full PPE and scrub in when returning home. (Odds: 50 / 50 of happening)

4) Quarantine / Instability: If we see threat of forced quarantine / local travel restriction / Localized looting, we will load clothes/supplies/weapons/personal bins into our two vehicles, secure the house, and relocate to a buddy's house about 4 miles away per an agreed upon plan. (Odds: Highly unlikely)

Secondary / Emergency Location: He, his wife, and 2yo son live in a 9000 square foot brick home in a very nice neighborhood. It sits atop a hill at the end of a cove with great sight lines in all directions.

He's in the military, is a weapons expert. He's got 2+ years of food, more ammo than we could ever need, reloading bench, a nice garden, honey bees, significant medical supplies, an extensive whiskey collection, roughly 500gal water storage (bottled, 2x 55gal drums, 4x water BOBs), plus rainwater collection system tied into his gutters and a large water purification system. HE is a "prepper", albeit a very normal dude. His wife is a military/civilian pilot as well. You'd never guess any of this meeting them or walking around their house, which is by design.

We will have 4-5 couples (all close friends) there to share watch/duties with plenty of bedrooms/space for everyone. Each would be coming in with ~2+ months of supplies. We could comfortably shelter in place for extended period there, and properly defend it if anyone who didn't prepare decided to get nosy.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Burt Sexual posted:

Like 4/5 articles on the AP news app are about corona Jfc

pixelizedpope posted:

A series of bendy straws would allow you to get way deep into the lungs and would work better

unpacked robinhood posted:

I hope the bat flu takes out those retarded upwards blowing hand dryers that accumulate warm water at the bottom and spray poo poo fcuking everywhere.

wilderthanmild posted:

Clearly everyone is already dead

Mithaldu posted:

https://twitter.com/scottsantens/status/1234532782166151168