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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Now who’s stupid for spending the last 15 years mostly loving around? Bunch of chumps out there having kids and poo poo lmao

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
gunna be a bunch of sick people with guys threatening doctors who are already dying

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

yes autocorrect hosed me

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

zenguitarman posted:

What's it like to die of the flu, sounds like a lovely way to go

I don’t think anyone has lived to talk about it

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Good good all is going according to plan

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I created the virus

This man is a menace first Kobe now this who will stop him?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

All these things were done with no malice it's not my fault they turned out poorly

That seems fair

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Personally I’d rather people not die

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Good news, the virus contacted me, personally, and told me all goons will be spared

We will live like kings

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

There will be a punch bowl next to the paper napkins and we will have pigs in the blanket

Will there be small swords and cheeses George?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Chrs posted:

Does the flu shot actually stop this thing though?

The flu shot stops the flu

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

That seems good

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

gary oldmans diary posted:

so hows this thing kill you anyway

Fills your lungs with fluid I think

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Drowning in your own fluids can’t be that bad right?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
A few months from now your going to be arguing with each other than we’re not dying of the virus correctly

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Nurge posted:

I thought about this poo poo some more and while I'm still sick I suddenly understand that I don't give a gently caress about anyone else. I really genuinely hope about 90% of the people on the planet die from this. I'll pour out a beer for all y'alls.

I’m gunna haunt you so bad and I’m just warning you now I’m really good at depressed moaning

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Nurge posted:

Just promise me you'll wear that sexy white linen and we're good.

You know it bb

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spinz posted:

I'm doing that thread if you die, just sayin.'

Oh poo poo

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
i dont think i would ever go on a cruise seems really expensive for a hotel that takes you to a few tourist areas.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

So y’all can track my death spiral

Cruise: 7 Night Western Caribbean & Perfect Day
Ship Name: Symphony Of The Seas
Date of Departure: 14-Mar-2020
Departing From: Miami, Florida

Deadly :synpa:

more like Symphony Of Disease

please dont die

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Nurge posted:

Been coughing for a week straight now. I pulled a muscle in my stomach from coughing. If I'm gonna get corona after this I'm gonna kick someone in the balls.

e: Or vagina I don't want to discriminate.

lol same I got sick once last school year, its been like 4 times this year, so im sure ill get this poo poo too

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
the Canadians were working on some kind of man pangolin hybrid and then tried to dispose of the evidence

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
i see

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
cspam is leaking meanwhile I jsut want to post about lizard boobs

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

VikingSkull posted:

i have a hockey mask, a leather thong and a rifle

Can I ride in some kind of side car with you, swinging a chain with some like dolls on it and spikes on the dolls

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Peachfart posted:

We need more crazy stockpiling stories on this thread. Spill you crazy and paranoid goons.

I am breeding thousands of Guinea Pigs for their milk

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
What’s this about a virus anyway?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Nurge posted:

I'm milking pangolins all day for sustenance.

That’s what got us into this mess bro and we know your just playing with lizard titty for fun bro

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spinz posted:

I so so hope you are right Peachfart

You’ve been reading too much cspam

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Just in from c-spam: a bunch of dumb bullshit

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Poisoning myself with ozone to own the virus

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Viropodes

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Fly Molo posted:

a murder of virus

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Spinz posted:

If your wife has the flu right now you aren't going anywhere

Wth

why...

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Idc really, just want her better. She said the doc said it may be some flu that starts with P. She couldn’t recall.

I said “pandemic “? Lol I’m terrible

Nice

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Myriarch posted:

Bad Good news everyone! As long as you are wearing pants, the coronavirus cannot be spread by farting.

https://www.globaltimes.cn/content/1180514.shtml

Don’t tell me how to live my life

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
like it’s good to have emergency supplies in general but lol that an illness that would impact even the most unhealthy of goon minimally is what made that happen

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Friend in beer sales out there havin a little fun

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

There Bias Two posted:

It strikes me as a bad idea to be using medical equipment for jokes in anticipation of a scenario where there will likely be a shortage of said equipment.

it’s not the same mask calm down lmao

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Xaintrailles posted:

When I read this my finger was way in my mouth touching the gum/wisdom tooth area...

nice nice keep going

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