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Now who’s stupid for spending the last 15 years mostly loving around? Bunch of chumps out there having kids and poo poo lmao
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 16:48 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:22 |
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gunna be a bunch of sick people with guys threatening doctors who are already dying
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 21:22 |
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yes autocorrect hosed me
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 21:29 |
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zenguitarman posted:What's it like to die of the flu, sounds like a lovely way to go I don’t think anyone has lived to talk about it
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 22:16 |
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Good good all is going according to plan
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 22:53 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I created the virus This man is a menace first Kobe now this who will stop him?
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 22:52 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:All these things were done with no malice it's not my fault they turned out poorly That seems fair
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 22:55 |
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Personally I’d rather people not die
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 22:11 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Good news, the virus contacted me, personally, and told me all goons will be spared We will live like kings
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 01:51 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:There will be a punch bowl next to the paper napkins and we will have pigs in the blanket Will there be small swords and cheeses George?
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 02:03 |
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Chrs posted:Does the flu shot actually stop this thing though? The flu shot stops the flu
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 15:38 |
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stephenthinkpad posted:In other news, the official who took care of the Japanese returnees killed himself. That seems good
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 17:17 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:so hows this thing kill you anyway Fills your lungs with fluid I think
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 21:46 |
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Drowning in your own fluids can’t be that bad right?
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 22:01 |
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A few months from now your going to be arguing with each other than we’re not dying of the virus correctly
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 19:26 |
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Nurge posted:I thought about this poo poo some more and while I'm still sick I suddenly understand that I don't give a gently caress about anyone else. I really genuinely hope about 90% of the people on the planet die from this. I'll pour out a beer for all y'alls. I’m gunna haunt you so bad and I’m just warning you now I’m really good at depressed moaning
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 00:58 |
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Nurge posted:Just promise me you'll wear that sexy white linen and we're good. You know it bb
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 01:08 |
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Spinz posted:I'm doing that thread if you die, just sayin.' Oh poo poo
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 01:08 |
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i dont think i would ever go on a cruise seems really expensive for a hotel that takes you to a few tourist areas.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 18:19 |
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Burt Sexual posted:So y’all can track my death spiral more like Symphony Of Disease please dont die
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 18:52 |
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Nurge posted:Been coughing for a week straight now. I pulled a muscle in my stomach from coughing. If I'm gonna get corona after this I'm gonna kick someone in the balls. lol same I got sick once last school year, its been like 4 times this year, so im sure ill get this poo poo too
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 19:30 |
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the Canadians were working on some kind of man pangolin hybrid and then tried to dispose of the evidence
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 20:22 |
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i see
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 16:00 |
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cspam is leaking meanwhile I jsut want to post about lizard boobs
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 16:06 |
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VikingSkull posted:i have a hockey mask, a leather thong and a rifle Can I ride in some kind of side car with you, swinging a chain with some like dolls on it and spikes on the dolls
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 22:54 |
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Peachfart posted:We need more crazy stockpiling stories on this thread. Spill you crazy and paranoid goons. I am breeding thousands of Guinea Pigs for their milk
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 22:49 |
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What’s this about a virus anyway?
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 22:50 |
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Nurge posted:I'm milking pangolins all day for sustenance. That’s what got us into this mess bro and we know your just playing with lizard titty for fun bro
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 22:51 |
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Spinz posted:I so so hope you are right Peachfart You’ve been reading too much cspam
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2020 00:02 |
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Just in from c-spam: a bunch of dumb bullshit
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 14:56 |
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Poisoning myself with ozone to own the virus
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2020 16:07 |
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Viropodes
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 22:29 |
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Fly Molo posted:a murder of virus
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 23:06 |
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Spinz posted:If your wife has the flu right now you aren't going anywhere why...
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 23:14 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Idc really, just want her better. She said the doc said it may be some flu that starts with P. She couldn’t recall. Nice
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 01:09 |
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Myriarch posted:
Don’t tell me how to live my life
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2020 22:07 |
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like it’s good to have emergency supplies in general but lol that an illness that would impact even the most unhealthy of goon minimally is what made that happen
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 22:44 |
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Friend in beer sales out there havin a little fun
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 22:51 |
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There Bias Two posted:It strikes me as a bad idea to be using medical equipment for jokes in anticipation of a scenario where there will likely be a shortage of said equipment. it’s not the same mask calm down lmao
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2020 23:24 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 02:22 |
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Xaintrailles posted:When I read this my finger was way in my mouth touching the gum/wisdom tooth area... nice nice keep going
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 21:02 |