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So covfefe was a misspelling Makes sense
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 21:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 00:59 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:im safe Lol
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2020 21:13 |
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Here's a political hot take, and forgive me if I'm a loving idiot. The lack of public healthcare in America actually stymies the spread of the disease, as people who are too afraid of bankrupting themselves do not go to the hospital. They die in solitude, causing the coronavirus to peter out in the USA. In countries where healthcare is guaranteed, the hospitals are flooded with people, some are not even sick but pick up the virus while waiting thus causing the virus to spread like wildfire and wipe out their populations. This unfortunately is totally negated by the working sick
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 21:28 |
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Hungry posted:One Olive Garden server is going to infect like 100 boomers/day. This^ I worked in food service for decades Everyone works sick until its either super obvious (then its at least 50% work if not front of house) or you physically can't.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 21:30 |
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As an old one thing is different than before (Adjusts glasses) Now that we all carry cell phones which most of us don't sanitize because gently caress I paid 800 bucks for it, can't get it wet.. That fact alone would make some of us sick. I wash my hands 30 times a shift at work and handle my dirty phone all day. I think this huge change would matter in an epidemic.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2020 05:15 |
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Despera posted:There is never going to be a doomsday virus. Anti-Virals keep getting better, quarantines are better enforced and the public knowledge/testing keeps improving. I think this is incorrect. Granted I have no medical background but an airborne smth with a long asymptomatic incubation that was decently fatal would wreck absolute havoc until we stopped air travel and industry [with further massive impact from that] wouldn't it? I've always been morbidly fascinated by apocalyptic stuff
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 05:19 |
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GBS hates wuhan
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2020 23:05 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:they are basically inert until they haphazardly encounter the right conditions to inject their genetic info How goons lose their virginity ^
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 16:34 |
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Philthy posted:Make sure you go to Vegas next and lick all the spin buttons. Holy poo poo this JACKPOT
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 23:01 |
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 05:14 |
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Today when I was asked at my new medical insurance clinic if I wanted the flu shot I stopped, thought a sec, and said if the doc thinks I should, yea. She did So totally due to the coronavirus I did not skip it.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 06:37 |
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Son of Rodney posted:I'm gonna go ahead and say that everybody is extremely dumb about literally everything, and also state that on the list of people to make fun of emts should be bottom 5 because these people do one of the worst job on the planet and we all should be goddamn thankful that they do. So true and for poo poo pay too
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 03:08 |
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Illuminti posted:That has been precisely my point. I've not been the one claiming it's far worse than it is and highly likely to cause mass death. As I said earlier in the thread, it's not 1918 anymore and it's highly unlikely that any virus emerging in the modern era could achieve even a 10th of what the Spanish Flu did. And this one certainly doesn't seem likely to. Stay, its ok
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 06:21 |
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This is starting to get alarming
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 00:02 |
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Man I'm dead because I really like keeping my lipstick nice All of us women, dang Makeup is nothing BUT touching your face
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 04:52 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:RIP Spinz I'll miss u You too forum friend!!!
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 04:54 |
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MarcusSA posted:If he lived in a Chinese major city his lungs were probably destroyed from the smog. Like 75 percent of Chinese guys smoke cigs i think
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 04:55 |
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HAM ON THE BONE posted:so i have to go from columbus to chicago tomorrow. should i keep the flight i booked or rent a car and drive back? it’s like 1 hr vs 6 hours... I would drive, honestly, because you can, its not too far. Airplane is recirculated air.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 06:13 |
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cda posted:You should probably tell them that you will make a stink on every kind of social media if they do not refund cda posted:You should probably calmly explain that you are a moderator on something awful, and you can sticky a thread
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 05:34 |
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Son of Rodney posted:I've heard rumors that Chinese people in wuhan are currently locked into a death match with roving gangs of wild pangolins, who push them to the ground with their enormous titties while coughing onto them. Millions have died so far in this struggle. They've also acquired boats and are currently looking for suitable cruise ships to board. It begs to be painted
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 18:36 |
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Luckyellow posted:Jeez I thought y'all were also following the other thread. My bad.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2020 22:42 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Mrs sexual and I had a discussion and we’re going to go. I’ll leave my credentials by the door on my way out. I'm doing that thread if you die, just sayin.'
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 01:04 |
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I was seriously sick last year for first time in my life so I bought a gold plan from Kaiser Permanente starting this January 1st. 25 percent of my total take home pay for that alone. I have had face to face time with a doctor for maybe 10 minutes from 3 total visits, and she was typing into computer screen during all of it. Do I want Xanax? They will give me Xanax. No loving thank you. Like, the one mistake I haven't made in my life is pills.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 01:41 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Not that I want to derail the thread further on this but I don't understand how american health care doesn't lead to massive revolt and hasn't already. It's absolutely loving bonkers. Note For right now they cannot exclude you for a preexisting condition thanks to Obama Another reason Trump really REALLY needs to gtfo
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 05:49 |
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Just read most of the c spam thread about this tonight, much more informative lol But some real whackos too (and they diss GBS in there, so stupid) The main takeaway is the length of time you are asymptomatic and spreading it may be 24 DAYS.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 07:44 |
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doctorfrog posted:does that informativeness come with any kind of a link to a source Oh dang ok will look back hold https://t.co/jqm2A59sFm Spinz fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Feb 11, 2020 |
# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 08:02 |
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I'm going to do this Burt!!!! working title is "The Bug Boat" but if you guys can think of a better one let me know
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 18:04 |
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Forgot pic ^^^^
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 18:05 |
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I read about pangolins prepping for a thread and this is maybe some deserved karma on us all, starting with China which makes sense, loving stupid woo woo medicine, for their near extinction
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 21:09 |
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Is it spread thru cannibalism of an infected corpse? Probably So yea, NK could take a big hit
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 21:38 |
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Nm Lol Spinz fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Feb 12, 2020 |
# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 01:08 |
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If you get into this like I morbidly have the cspam thread has a lot more detail and links Just an fyi friendly service message https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3912152
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 02:17 |
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Mithaldu posted:isn't cspam for poo poo-posting worse than gbs? No. Nothing is more poo poo posting than gbs All we DO is poo poo post here Welcome
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 03:18 |
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Giggle Sorry but this is hilarious The CSpam Wuhan Flu thread I linked earlier today saying hey its good and has more detail etc.? Now it's completely derailed into a slapfight with someone accusing a poster of being Guyovich a permad ex mod and admin iirc Smh lol
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 04:03 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Do not import cross thread drama/pandemic itt Sorry for the cross contamination
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 04:50 |
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I'm near San Diego and I'm like gently caress. The Mirimar quarantine is a joke from what I've read. I'll get some extra stuff at Costco I guess, realistically what else can I do? Nothing Logically this is going to hit the US hard but since we were all wrong about ebola and hurricanes and all sorts of poo poo it feels stupid to worry.
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 19:02 |
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Peachfart posted:We need more crazy stockpiling stories on this thread. Spill you crazy and paranoid goons. I so so hope you are right Peachfart
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2020 23:55 |
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Hopper posted:A picture of an apartment filled to the brim with toilet paper taken from a higher apartment window? Lol yup
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 08:39 |
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:I do as well. wtf pnumoman posted:loving word nerds. Pangolin tits are that way, please suck on them until you get a fever. BATTLE OF THE LURKERS ^^^^^ On page 123
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 14:19 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 00:59 |
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Burt Sexual posted:We leave in 25 days. If your wife has the flu right now you aren't going anywhere Wth
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 21:03 |