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Is it safe or order Chinese food in the US? What about eating out?
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 16:24 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:20 |
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I bet there are people who think this virus only affects chinese people and if you're not chinese the virus will skip you.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 20:53 |
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So can they extract anti bodies from the sick and dead?
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 23:26 |
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PIZZA.BAT posted:This seems to be getting updated daily: That's neat I going to put that up on a big screen at work.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 23:30 |
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Luckyellow posted:No. Technically if you have antibodies, you're already cured. Ok then from the cured? Technically couldn't you still die if your body made anti bodies too late?
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 23:31 |
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^^^ To make China great again? ^^^Laterite posted:I have a native Chinese coworker (now a naturalized us citizen) who genuinely believes this virus was engineered by the Chinese government to specifically genetically target the elderly Chinese population to reduce their drain on public benefits lmao Maybe the Japanese made it and just testing in China first. e: has a non chinese person been diagnosed?
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 00:13 |
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Laterite posted:also lol in two weeks we're supposed to have a bunch of folks from seoul fly in for a big face to face meeting. as well we'll have key stakeholders from LA and Dallas showing up. like there will literally be 100+ people sharing air in a giant conference room together. Hand out masks.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 00:21 |
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Lol https://www.rt.com/news/479641-india-patient-coronavirus-hospital/
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 06:19 |
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China flu aint no joke.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2020 20:11 |
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redreader posted:I have a colleague who is not dumb (master's in engineering) and her husband is an EMT. She never gets the flu shots because her husband has told her it's 100% worthless. She's sort of scared to admit it because she knows she'll get shouted at, but also she still doesn't get the flu shot. I shout at her about it. Masters degree does not mean smart.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 07:24 |
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On the bright side this will be a net positive for the environment.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2020 16:57 |
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MorrisBae posted:A guy just escaped quarantine and is livestreaming it: Lol CIA virus vector gonna destroy Putin.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2020 05:23 |
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Bat cooking. No thumbnail for your safety https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oggAadi_AFM
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 22:31 |
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What about people that just look chinese?
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 22:47 |
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Quick someone send that script to Korea.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 23:28 |
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So is this virus more or less survivable compared to regular pneumonia?
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 23:45 |
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Jabor posted:If the ICU is already full and doesn't have room for you then you're in a bit of trouble. Oh good point. So you can get into a better hospital in China with some bribes right?
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2020 23:52 |
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Wuhan is now raccoon city. Capcom needs to delay the next resident evil game for political reasons.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 17:11 |
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Didn't WHO promise a catchy name by now?
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 20:12 |
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My kids just call it the super virus.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2020 21:18 |
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Golli posted:Disembarked after suspected case tested negative Chinese tourists everywhere: Hey there's no line!
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 04:19 |
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Everyone is quarantined for at least 14 days on that ship. Imagine knowing that there's a new pandemic that is absolutely on the cruise ship you're vacationing on, and the government is keeping you there with the infected in order to protect the rest of the world. Have fun being sacrificed.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 04:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZp6Cw2m4nw
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 04:29 |
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Yeah but look at zombie fiction people on cruise ships survive.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 07:05 |
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Stock up on masks and profit.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 07:25 |
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I'd hate to be the person working in the lab testing 1000s of coronavirus samples. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZp6Cw2m4nw&t=54s
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 20:50 |
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executions will be performed after this is over using infected bats on virus island.
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2020 21:53 |
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Gearhead posted:Some extremely detail oriented person or another has been trying to puzzle out what the actual death toll of this is in Wuhan by checking out the discharges of Sulfur Dioxide over the city, since bodies produce this during cremation processes. This has been somewhat stymied by the fact that Wuhan is covered in a perpetual, snuggly blanket of Sulfur Dioxide that would probably dryclean your lungs if you spent a lot of time out in it regularly. Someone is too much into death stranding.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 11:43 |
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Imagine how many people will want to gently caress you if you survive the virus and thus have super anti bodies inside your goo.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 18:13 |
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stephenthinkpad posted:But but but one of the major causes of the Renaissance was the population shortage after the black death. Tiktok renaissance
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 19:18 |
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Computer Serf posted:There’s been extremely livid netizens pissed in the comments sections calling for that “to see how western countries respond” They're not wrong and Thanos was right.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2020 20:38 |
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They should stream outbreak, contagion and deep rising to all the rooms on those cruise ships.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 19:20 |
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No goons confirmed infected yet?
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2020 22:21 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Can someone link some deece n95 or whatever’s for me. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013SIIBFQ/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_6?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1 Dont forget goggles so the spores can't go into your eyes. Shaocaholica fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Feb 8, 2020 |
# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 00:30 |
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Can the virus spread through farts?
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 01:12 |
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spacetoaster posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc Checks out https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/resident-evil-umbrella-coronavirus/
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 03:55 |
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spacetoaster posted:You didn't read the link you posted. lol, dumbass. spacetoaster posted:Here's a chinese biotech company with the same logo in shang hai.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 04:06 |
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The cure is in the upside down.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 05:13 |
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Bring a big stack of movies and I guess a Nintendo switch or whatever kids are playing these days. And lots of condoms and lube and sex stuff. “Orgy in room 204. No sickies. Everyone must wear a mask”
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2020 06:39 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 22:20 |
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Can’t you just wet down a disposable with alcohol and then let it dry?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2020 17:09 |