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Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Is it safe or order Chinese food in the US? What about eating out?

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Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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I bet there are people who think this virus only affects chinese people and if you're not chinese the virus will skip you.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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So can they extract anti bodies from the sick and dead?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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That's neat I going to put that up on a big screen at work.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Luckyellow posted:

No. Technically if you have antibodies, you're already cured.

Ok then from the cured?

Technically couldn't you still die if your body made anti bodies too late?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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^^^ To make China great again? ^^^

Laterite posted:

I have a native Chinese coworker (now a naturalized us citizen) who genuinely believes this virus was engineered by the Chinese government to specifically genetically target the elderly Chinese population to reduce their drain on public benefits lmao

Maybe the Japanese made it and just testing in China first.


e: has a non chinese person been diagnosed? :ninja: :tinfoil:

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Laterite posted:

also lol in two weeks we're supposed to have a bunch of folks from seoul fly in for a big face to face meeting. as well we'll have key stakeholders from LA and Dallas showing up. like there will literally be 100+ people sharing air in a giant conference room together.

should be fun!

Hand out masks.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Lol

https://www.rt.com/news/479641-india-patient-coronavirus-hospital/

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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China flu aint no joke.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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redreader posted:

I have a colleague who is not dumb (master's in engineering) and her husband is an EMT. She never gets the flu shots because her husband has told her it's 100% worthless. She's sort of scared to admit it because she knows she'll get shouted at, but also she still doesn't get the flu shot. I shout at her about it.

The next 10 posts will concentrate on the part of this post where I said I shout at women.

edit, she has 4 kids

Masters degree does not mean smart.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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On the bright side this will be a net positive for the environment.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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MorrisBae posted:

A guy just escaped quarantine and is livestreaming it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzmbiUyu7eo

Lol CIA virus vector gonna destroy Putin.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Bat cooking. No thumbnail for your safety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oggAadi_AFM

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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What about people that just look chinese?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Quick someone send that script to Korea.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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So is this virus more or less survivable compared to regular pneumonia?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Jabor posted:

If the ICU is already full and doesn't have room for you then you're in a bit of trouble.

Oh good point.

So you can get into a better hospital in China with some bribes right?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Wuhan is now raccoon city. Capcom needs to delay the next resident evil game for political reasons.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Didn't WHO promise a catchy name by now?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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My kids just call it the super virus.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Golli posted:

Disembarked after suspected case tested negative


https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-asia-china-51314138

Chinese tourists everywhere: Hey there's no line!

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:

Everyone is quarantined for at least 14 days on that ship. Imagine knowing that there's a new pandemic that is absolutely on the cruise ship you're vacationing on, and the government is keeping you there with the infected in order to protect the rest of the world. Have fun being sacrificed.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZp6Cw2m4nw

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Yeah but look at zombie fiction people on cruise ships survive.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Stock up on masks and profit.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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I'd hate to be the person working in the lab testing 1000s of coronavirus samples.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZp6Cw2m4nw&t=54s

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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executions will be performed after this is over using infected bats on virus island.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Gearhead posted:

Some extremely detail oriented person or another has been trying to puzzle out what the actual death toll of this is in Wuhan by checking out the discharges of Sulfur Dioxide over the city, since bodies produce this during cremation processes. This has been somewhat stymied by the fact that Wuhan is covered in a perpetual, snuggly blanket of Sulfur Dioxide that would probably dryclean your lungs if you spent a lot of time out in it regularly.

This may have some correlation to why so many people in China are having lung problems.

There is basically one hotspot on the atmospheric map, in the midst of this funk, that breaks the measure of the sensor's ability to detect and goes screaming off the top of the scale.

Someone is too much into death stranding.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Imagine how many people will want to gently caress you if you survive the virus and thus have super anti bodies inside your goo.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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stephenthinkpad posted:

But but but one of the major causes of the Renaissance was the population shortage after the black death.

Looking forward to explosion of remote collaboration/driverless technologies after 2020.

Tiktok renaissance

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Computer Serf posted:

There’s been extremely livid netizens pissed in the comments sections calling for that “to see how western countries respond”

They're not wrong and Thanos was right.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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They should stream outbreak, contagion and deep rising to all the rooms on those cruise ships.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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No goons confirmed infected yet?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Burt Sexual posted:

Can someone link some deece n95 or whatever’s for me.



https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013SIIBFQ/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_6?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1

Dont forget goggles so the spores can't go into your eyes.

Shaocaholica fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Feb 8, 2020

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Can the virus spread through farts?

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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spacetoaster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L7mZH2u3Qc

Play this music whenever you check the virus maps.

Here's a chinese biotech company with the same logo in shang hai.



Checks out

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/resident-evil-umbrella-coronavirus/

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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spacetoaster posted:

You didn't read the link you posted. lol, dumbass.

spacetoaster posted:

Here's a chinese biotech company with the same logo in shang hai.


:thunk:

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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The cure is in the upside down.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Bring a big stack of movies and I guess a Nintendo switch or whatever kids are playing these days. And lots of condoms and lube and sex stuff.

“Orgy in room 204. No sickies. Everyone must wear a mask”

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Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

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Can’t you just wet down a disposable with alcohol and then let it dry?

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