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zer0spunk posted:i'm sure we'll also see a lot of religious weirdos claiming this was a plague from ____ because of ______ WBC is back and better than ever!
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2020 20:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 18:50 |
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pages back, but Hopper posted:And the loving machine makes me enter my PIN even though it was under 25€ which is the official limit for PIN free shopping. So as a thanks for trying to do my part I get to touch the grimey loving keypad. the russians just used a pencil
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2020 07:49 |
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First covid death in Montana today, 77 y/o guy in the asbestos capital, Libby. I also got my "this guy is essential" letter to show to cops if they try to stop me from going to work. e: forgot to add after "this guy is essential" dee eight fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Mar 28, 2020 |
# ¿ Mar 28, 2020 04:36 |
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ThermoPhysical posted:Also they'd do something for those on Social Security too? Lobby the feds to lower the age for full SS benefits to 60, get more at risk people out of the workforce, open up employment for younger folks. win win
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2020 00:23 |
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Mnoba posted:the key pads and touch screens have to be little roni hotbeds. I've been using a pen or pencil for poking key pads.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 17:42 |
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klapman posted:dont worry everyone, my grandpa's just confirmed that the coronavirus "isn't even real anyway" well my uncle works at the CDC and he says
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 18:46 |
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I'm furloughed from my job until May 5th. Time to reread every book, replay every vid game in the house.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 23:26 |
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it's true that 1% protection is better than 0% protection any nerd knows that real life THAC0
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 00:39 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:That’s a pretty drat normal temp unless you’re doing an axilary one on yourself. 98.6 isn’t actually the “normal human temperature”, thats from a terrible study that’s like a hundred years old. this pandemic just needs a theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykN6Cz05bLM and maybe a laugh track e: first day of lock down, putting this on loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLTZavs4WAo dee eight fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Mar 31, 2020 |
# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 02:06 |
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Dear Watson posted:I have it on good authority (predisent of the untied states) that urine is tremendously sterile virus is not stored in the pee
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 02:15 |
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Furloughed until May 4th at least. I guess I'm not that essential after all. edit: losing my mind already, i already posted that
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2020 19:46 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I just realized that my work cell, which would routinely get 1-2 spam calls a day, hasn't gotten one in about 2 weeks. Yes, absolutely. I haven't been called by the social security administration or the department of bank fraud for 2 weeks or so. And I stocked up on gift cards just in case
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 03:23 |
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Rolo posted:I didn’t get a mask and obviously I won’t find a mask. I have a merino wool buff for hiking in cold weather. Better than nothing? better than nothing
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 15:07 |
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Hopper posted:Bernie Sanders ends his camapaign. The US is truly hosed. They can now vote either for a demented old fart or for Joe Biden. my new bumper sticker: The Other Senile Dotard 2020!
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2020 17:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2020 14:02 |
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Bend Over and Open Up Again, America! BOOUAA!
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2020 00:53 |
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canyoneer posted:
with trigger discipline like that, the virus is the lesser chance of dying
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 01:25 |
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bottom right look like walking dead already
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 02:13 |
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I really don't have a lot to say, but I don't like counting down instead of up. Counting up days of stay-at-home (22) is ok, fine, I'm good with this. Counting down to "back to work day" (13) is worrying.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 02:09 |
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Big Beef City posted:That's why birthdays are happy affairs. If we did them the other way it'd suck. thanks 4 the perspective, i appreciate it
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 02:17 |
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I'm trying to figure a way to not go back to work at all.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 02:20 |
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redgubbinz posted:Yes, it would be, and yes they are. Cuomo and BDB suck, you're not going to find many defenders of milquetoast corrupt centrist liberals here. sir, this is a drive-up testing site
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2020 01:38 |
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dee eight posted:I'm trying to figure a way to not go back to work at all. and furlough was just extended to june 1st if i can get my unemployment claim unfucked, it looks like i can coast to retirement and never leave the house again
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2020 13:16 |
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Can you cook a pizza with UV light? Then eat the UV infused pizza to treat corona virus? Would I have to eat 19 pizzas to make sure I get all the viruseses? On a happier note, my work furlough got extended to June 1st. e: I'm losing it. 2nd time I posted the same thing ITT dee eight fucked around with this message at 02:15 on Apr 27, 2020 |
# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 02:11 |
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bird with big dick posted:Lungs are made of millions of little tiny air sacks and if you’re not careful they can get filled with cigarette tar or crystalline silica or cum. Swallow, don't inhale
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 02:17 |
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Pitdragon posted:wait a minute, has anyone ever tried vacuuming the virus? perhaps this should be looked into! Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 02:41 |
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LionArcher posted:I don’t give a poo poo about UV. Where’s my death numbers chat, foods stockpile chat and people being miserable with their spouses/alone kids chat? The Life of Pi but instead of a boat it's my house and Mrs d8 is Richard Parker.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 14:24 |
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Mnoba posted:may 1st back to work thank god, need to reopen business before we find out what 50% unemployment does to a first world country a first world country could probably manage, but us of america is fuckt
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 23:41 |
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bird with big dick posted:I loving love tuna melts. Any tuna melt. Even the worst tuna melt on the planet is still delicious. i have eaten exactly one (1) tuna melt in my life and that was because i was getting paid to eat it you can have ALL the tuna melts and i don't mind
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2020 20:04 |
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this is a joke i made up all by myself, original joke do not steal: So FDR walks into a bar... and Jonas Salk is the bartender. FDR: Gimmee a shot of whiskey and a vaccine chaser. Salk: Sorry dude, you just missed last call. FDR: Well gently caress, I guess I just roll then
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 22:30 |
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mrs d8 stitched up a bunch of homegroan masks custom fit bespoke masks rule
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# ¿ May 7, 2020 22:42 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Did a countdown clock just appear for anyone else or have I lost it Yeah, it's there for me 1 hour 8 minutes 46 seconds and then nothing happens I think it's the end of the world
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# ¿ May 8, 2020 21:52 |
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Grabbed from the boomer thread: it belongs in every shop window in america
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# ¿ May 9, 2020 18:06 |
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abigserve posted:It's simultaneously crazy and amazing that patriotism in America basically means you hate th government Ambrose Bierce posted:
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 00:14 |
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sweet thursday posted:I wonder if people know that their mom could be dead in 2-3 weeks all because they wanted to take a pic of her eating some eggs and drinking a mimosa or whatever I'm going to visit my mom today. I will sit on the porch and chat with her through an open window about 12 ft. away. I will also put her unwrapped gifts near the door and wipe them down with 70% alcohol and move away before she opens to door to get her gifts (carton of smokes, rack of miller lite, brick of .22lr). I love my mom.
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# ¿ May 10, 2020 17:38 |
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The Butcher posted:lady with the giant tits reads off a teleprompter. this is all the news i need
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 03:42 |
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Celexi posted:I have a nice Hawaiian shirt that now I can't wear since I don't want to look like a neo nazi woman. wear that shirt gently caress them nazis tell all your friends to wear hawaiian shirts let poc and lbgt and libs and tankies and goofballs and goons and goobers and goons wear hawaiian shirts everybody wear hawaiian shirts if nazis really want shirts, they can have the brown ones
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 04:44 |
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dee eight posted:wear that shirt you said goons twice
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 04:47 |
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dee eight posted:you said goons twice i like goons
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QuarkJets posted:tie-dye is cringey man don't be hatin next you tell me my nehru jacket is bad?
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# ¿ May 11, 2020 05:08 |