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Alan Smithee posted:I have seen it I beat this disease came from one of these starseeds.
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Lolie posted:Until it does. You just put more effort into the virus the the United States government.
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Mar 10, 2020 13:13
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Strategic Tea posted:The assumption that anyone not taking this seriously enough must be a chudlord. People calling it a hoax are chuds, let's be honest.
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Mar 10, 2020 19:59
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We doomed, y'all. DOOMED
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Mar 11, 2020 20:07
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Anyone else feel like shits about to get bad with Trump classifying everything? Can't possibly be a smart move, even for Mr. Goodbrains.
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Mar 11, 2020 20:21
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sleepy gary posted:Each room is equipped with everything you need to relax, including a flat screen TV, PlayStation 3, WiFi and en-suite bathroom. You can take a look at our testimonials to see how others found the FluCamp experience. Look at this casual eager to die for last gen tech
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Mar 12, 2020 00:18
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This is the dark timeline, y'all. I know it's hard to imagine but we need to wear shoulderpads made of tires and carry hammers made of rebar and concrete.
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Mar 12, 2020 02:39
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Colonel Cancer posted:How would you advertise guns in wake of global plague? "THESE SOCIALISTS THAT STOPPED THE CHINESE VIRUS WANNA TAKE YER GUNS. BUY NOW BEFORE CRAZY BERNIE STEALS YOUR FREEDOM"
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Mar 12, 2020 16:59
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This fat criminal has got the Roni, y'all.
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Mar 13, 2020 20:53
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bomb posted:I still think it's crazy how close contagion got a lot of this stuff. Almost like the simulation that The Onion is running (our reality) didn't have enough data so it started copying movies from the real universe to fill in gaps or something... I honestly don't think I'm joking, but who knows what's real anymore?
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Mar 13, 2020 22:28
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Cubone posted:me, I know what's real Prove it!
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Mar 13, 2020 23:00
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Excelzior posted:"its just like the flu" is asinine because we're not choosing between the flu and this - covid is ON TOP of the flu. So even if we were to agree with the stupid assertion and it WASN'T 20X deadlier we'd still be looking at a 100% increase in flu-and-flu-like related deaths But in a land devoid of nuance it makes sense. People can be good or bad, no in-between. Right or left, no in-between. Flu or covid19, can't be both. This level of stupid is what ends civilizations.
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Mar 14, 2020 12:29
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:My wife still wants to bring our feverish, sneezing toddler to her grandmother's 95th birthday party today. I made the argument that it would be a bad idea when we weren't in a pandemic but soon came to realize that she probably lusts for old lady death. "Where there's a will, there's a way"
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Mar 14, 2020 13:11
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Rutibex posted:you can also be mad at china for not giving a poo poo about food safety and hygienic conditions in its markets So you're saying sycophants and yes men coupled with no regulations led to chaos and death? Good thing America isn't making the exact same mistake...
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Mar 16, 2020 15:05
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unpacked robinhood posted:Important Joe's speech but it's TP instead "That's bait" but it's just a single roll of TP
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Mar 16, 2020 15:47
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Disco Pope posted:Here's the thing; I (sadly) am not a big science guy. Did okay enough in Chemistry at school but my maths brain is weak so knew it probably wasnt to be my path. Trump is president. Hopefully, this helps explain HOW stupid Americans actually have become.
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Mar 16, 2020 19:32
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Earwicker posted:these days most people probably think the spanish flu came from spain, or had something to do with spain, so most likely people in the future will think this virus was caused by beer Sales of the beer already took a hit. We won't need to wait, they're already doing it.
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Mar 16, 2020 22:20
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Is it considered stolen valor if I change my VPN to Italy for the free premium Pornhub? Stolen Viralor
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Clitch posted:I can't help poo poo like that making my skin crawl. I'm sure half of Washington gets a semi every time someone mentions Martial Law. Probably because that's how we transition from "democracy" to autocracy. Which looks to be about three months from happening.
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Mar 17, 2020 13:22
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haunted bong posted:whats been real wild to me are the people who are straight up complaining about having to watch their kids all day due to schools being shut down for the foreseeable future. There's the issue for most folks. I have loved being home with mine. I get to play, watch fun shows, take naps.
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Mar 17, 2020 13:33
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935 posted:Yes, I'm worried about that more than a mass die off Omg not YOUR job!
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Mar 17, 2020 23:52
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I just heard a woman here at work say "the people on the beaches are smart. I bet the wind blows the virus away"
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Mar 18, 2020 12:52
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Ehud posted:Time to return to our big, beautiful economy! Working very hard, thanks! Remember sailor (s lungs are filled with mucus)
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Mar 26, 2020 19:46
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VikingSkull posted:all those spring break morons are definitely trump supporters and not bernie bros Keep that whataboutism going, slave.
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Mar 27, 2020 18:54
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Lady in my neighborhood stopped my wife (a pharmacist) to ask "what do you know about the virus spreading through 5G?" My wife just said, "biological viruses don't spread through digital signals" and the lady stared at her like she spoke martian. 5/5 would enjoy pandemic again
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Apr 2, 2020 18:42
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gary oldmans diary posted:i dont know what k means but if 10 people died who were probably so old they were about to die anyway is that really worth shutting down the economy? I don't have any family members that are the economy so I say kill it.
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Apr 5, 2020 13:07
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You do not, under any circumstance, "have to give it to them".
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Apr 5, 2020 13:34
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Lol @ wealthy people being tried for crimes. You kids are having coronovirus fever dreams.
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Apr 6, 2020 22:27
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lilbeefer posted:There is a high chance this guy gets the crow If anyone isn't familiar, he was the sheriff of a jail that let a man die of dehydration. Looks like the family won the suit, too. https://splinternews.com/family-of-man-who-died-of-dehydration-in-david-clarkes-1835078919
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Apr 7, 2020 10:53
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Piggy Smalls posted:I don’t like trump and seriously don’t trust him but could we be talking poo poo about the drug because we hate Trump that much? I try to fight to keep an open mind when talking or judging about the orange menace but I find myself always doubting what he says for no real reasons at all sometimes. How about he owns a significant portion of stock in the pharmaceutical companies that manufacture the drug and he's only pushing it's use for self profits? Is that an acceptable reason to be skeptical?
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Apr 7, 2020 14:01
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I Was The Fury posted:Now hang on man, we can't just dismiss it all outright. I mean, what if the disease just dies when the season changes, as all diseases have to go on cool down some time. And if big man is wrong? Well at least we gave it a shot. You just referred to Trump as an educated person. Lol.
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Mnoba posted:https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1247347152445005824 I, too, praise dear leader for allowing me to survive because he owns a cure.
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CarpenterWalrus posted:I am 100% wishing for some specific deaths here and I don't care who knows it. The one downside for when BoJo eats it is that it'll probably make Tmudmp bunker down more seriously. Lol, still giving that brain dead ghoul benefit of the doubt.
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Apr 8, 2020 10:41
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Did anyone post Ron Desantis glove debacle? https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1247955113693646850?s=19
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Fartbox posted:Mostly all the elderly and weak No, fool. The aliens are here. The only people getting sick are body snatchers. We are being liberated and everyone will be safe. (This is sarcasm meant to make me feel like this isn't endless chaotic suffering, which it is)
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CarpenterWalrus posted:VikingSkull is an inveterate dipshit who will never take any position that contradicts Big Orange Daddy, and is representative of about a third of voting adults. Please do not associate his worm-brained garbage with your average American. Most of us recognize the danger posed by covid and are self-quarantined despite lack of national leadership. Imagine seeing what's happening and STILL believing things will improve. We're on a death spiral. hemale in pain posted:What was all that about america doing a great job at dealing with the roni? you're in the early stages America has it's own "dear leader" that his sycophants will say anything he does is perfect, even with clearly visible contradictory evidence. pop fly to McGillicutty fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Apr 13, 2020 |
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gay picnic defence posted:Is this the $1200 that is actually just an early payment of your tax return or something? No, it's just a government handout, better known as socialism, the thing Trump pretends to hate.
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Apr 15, 2020 11:21
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coronavirus posted:You do realize that Trump didn't make up HCQ himself right? He just heard about it from other countries first. There is about 100 things that Trump has royally hosed up about this pandemic. Mentioning how he saw an article on daily mail or whatever about miracle drug being tested is really low on the list. I love people white knighting for trump, it's the funniest poo poo.
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Apr 16, 2020 11:02
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GolfHole posted:look at these selfish fucks, wow I loving LOVE the "bootstrap" people bitching about how they can't get haircuts. Everyone should know how to cut their own hair. Learn to tie shoes, learn to ride a bike, learn to cut hair, learn to build a guillotine. You know, the basics.
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