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My company finally got its poo poo together and is going full remote.
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Mar 12, 2020 17:02
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this meeting could have been an email
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Mar 13, 2020 20:44
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coronavirus: sponsored by walmart
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Mar 13, 2020 20:47
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canada: the country will support you usa: walmart and google will support you edit: and check out our low low savings while you're here
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Mar 13, 2020 20:48
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All week I took every preventative caution, wore gloves like a crazy person in 10*c weather, covered my face, everything. and I'm pretty sure I got it anyway. It's everywhere, folks.
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Mar 14, 2020 17:41
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In Canada the most popular drug store had its monthly "seniors discount day" last thursday. Most seniors do not leave their house except for doctors appointments, and to go to the discount day. Get ready for those numbers to fuckin spikeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Mar 15, 2020 18:26
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tbqh in a few days they probably wont let her anyway.
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Mar 15, 2020 18:29
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GolfHole posted:In Canada the most popular drug store had its monthly "seniors discount day" last thursday. im quoting myself because i want to write a dissertation about this when its over shoppers drug mart has coronavirus on its hards
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Mar 15, 2020 18:31
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from my balcony right now i can see a group of senior citizens standing in a circle and talking to one another they are saying things like "it'll only effect older people" we are hosed on account of we are stupid monkey loving idiot brains notice ants cant get this virus? ants are perfect
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Mar 15, 2020 18:34
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MarcusSA posted:https://twitter.com/wealth_theory/status/1239247348468985856?s=21 where da tweet removed because you cant give this actual good advice away??
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Mar 15, 2020 19:32
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what a missed opportunity to called it the "china syndrome" which is when a nuclear reactor goes supercritical, melts through the whole planet, and winds up on the other side see, this would have been clever racism oh well
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Mar 17, 2020 16:45
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day 5 of having coronavirus starting to get better still tired a f
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Mar 18, 2020 17:31
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Rime posted:I agree with all of the above, except that have posters here absolutely disputing the origin and it's ridiculous and distracting. it originated on earth now lets move on
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Mar 18, 2020 18:50
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hmm i wonder why my company planned an "all-hands" meeting on april 16th a thursday exactly 2 weeks before the end of the month hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm /sarcasm
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Mar 19, 2020 16:22
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day 9 of coronavirus i feel pretty much 100% better
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Mar 21, 2020 19:51
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its weird to be on the other side of this im recovered and now immune, also very bored
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Mar 24, 2020 18:24
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:What were your first symptoms how did they progress? sore throat then stiffness then headache, next day cough and fever, as well as developing tight chest from sputum and mucous total progression 1-3 days to peak, 3-4 days off-peak = ~6 days likely incubation was 3 days prior
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Mar 24, 2020 18:27
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sassassin posted:You sure it wasn't normal flu? no idea man, cant get tested. but im pretty sure it was corona based on having 100% of the symptoms, and 0 digestive symptoms
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Mar 24, 2020 18:29
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GolfHole posted:no idea man, cant get tested. also about 5 of my other coworkers got sick all of us had already been isolated for 3 days before we showed symptoms
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Mar 24, 2020 18:30
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:And the virus tends to hmm well idk then. i guess i'll wait and see with everyone else
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Mar 24, 2020 18:33
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why doesnt he just tweet STAY HOME 14 DAYS = WORK IN 15 DAYS DON T BE A DUMMY! SAVE THE USA! id retweet it
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unpacked robinhood posted:Odds that israel is trying something re: the gaza strip, while westerners fight over tp ? unpacked robinhood posted:Odds that china is trying something re: the hong kong, while westerners fight over tp ? unpacked robinhood posted:Odds that russia is trying something re: the ukraine, while westerners fight over tp ? unpacked robinhood posted:Odds that america is trying something re: the iran, while westerners fight over tp ? yes to all, why wouldnt you, it's a good opportunity
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Mar 31, 2020 17:40
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Rutibex posted:this kind of thing is going to kill globalism dead. no country in the world is going to ship their manufacturing over seas after this yess, all of those stupid countries will all decide to stop making money and not ship their goods overseas..... ?????
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Apr 3, 2020 16:27
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dear mr trump, for starters, thanks for getting in touch under the circumstances you have certainly had to work a lot harder than normal can you please pass my thanks to mr pence karma is on our side your leadership is certainly something our country is safe in your small hands under god
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Apr 3, 2020 16:31
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i mean do you expect a fleet of trucks to just materialize out of thin air or ?
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Apr 3, 2020 16:37
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Nettle Soup posted:This is intensely frustrating. For every reason.
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Apr 3, 2020 17:01
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Gianthogweed posted:dad chat that argument doesnt even make sense because if people are staying home and avoiding traffic accidents, going outside means they'd just have those + covid too
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Apr 3, 2020 20:31
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is there a site where i can bet what the global death rate will be from this over 5 years imma go with 9%
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Apr 4, 2020 08:29
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Musharraf posted:No, deaths only matter if the mass media tell you they do. I didn't see goons panicking about the thousands upon thousands of daily deaths (from preventable causes) before this. ive posted it time and time again but this is literally the stupidest argument around people die every day this is a fact do you want more people to die every day? if not, then prevent ADDITIONAL coronavirus deaths
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Apr 6, 2020 09:18
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it sounds like we should all welcome our new annual plague, give it a kiss please
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Apr 10, 2020 17:10
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friendly 2 da void posted:"Reopen the economy" doesn't mean anything. It is a child's oversimplification of a complex subject. yes but (and im as left as it goes) it means i get my job back
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Apr 14, 2020 09:53
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right now i am making $0 and i am losing $258 each day due to bills so idk reopen the loving economy so the stupid private equity idiots who own my company can go back to sleep and stop laying people off
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Apr 14, 2020 09:54
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unless we start rioting in the streets, i do not get my money back from these private equity firms its my money they stole 30k from me (all considered) i only have a choice between "gently caress you, got mine" and "gently caress you"
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Apr 14, 2020 09:56
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but we'll just accept it, won't we for company and country even though it means ill starve
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Apr 14, 2020 09:57
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for the greater good
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Apr 14, 2020 09:59
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Apr 14, 2020 09:59
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Xenocides posted:Trump somehow manages to see himself as a benevolent Captain Bligh. unfortunately its actually a good metaphor
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Apr 14, 2020 17:04
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Hazo posted:I enjoy that he specified the movie, because he can't read. well i mean thats the worst part bligh was the good guy book, movie, history, no matter how you shake it
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Big Beef City posted:Ah yes, the Mutiny on the Bounty. the captain made it back to england, was hailed a hero, and the mutineers were hanged have any of you even read this story before
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