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Nov 3, 2005



Juice facts

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Nov 3, 2005


numberoneposter posted:

I don't know where else to post this but I've adapted a carbonera recipe to quinoa in case we can't get pasta any more.

Just make pasta ya dingus

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Nov 3, 2005


If your lungs are full of weed they cant fill with mucus just fyi

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Nov 3, 2005


https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Wife-of-Canadian-Prime-Minister-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-568759941.html

Trudeau's wife tested positive

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Can’t get enough of jetting my butthole with this bidet

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Nov 3, 2005


eat ur beans

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Nov 3, 2005


I still think it's crazy how close contagion got a lot of this stuff.

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Nov 3, 2005


My parent's just installed 3 deluxe bidets, looking forward to my next visit. Drying feature and warm water? Hell yes.

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sweet thursday posted:

I am Thicc Matt Damon

contagion got it right :rip:

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Nov 3, 2005


lol if you aren't already in your secret montana compound 5 hours from another human being

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Nov 3, 2005


Microsoft released a covid tracker:

https://www.bing.com/covid

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Each US state gets its own dot, but all of canada has to share one? This is bullshit.

Gonna steer clear of saskatchewan, that's for sure.

:canada:

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Nov 3, 2005


The Palouse will be filthy rich in our new lentil based economy

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Time Cowboy posted:

Meanwhile Spirit Airlines keeps sending out emails announcing “There’s no better time to fly!”

“There’s no better time to die!”

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haunted bong posted:

whats been real wild to me are the people who are straight up complaining about having to watch their kids all day due to schools being shut down for the foreseeable future.

to clarify, i work in an area with a lot(a LOT) of SAHMs due to their husbands making some serious bank. Had one lady super pissed because their nanny was self-quarantining due to having a weakened immune system.


like goddamn lady, it's a 2 year old child not a nuclear reactor, they're really not that hard to take care of if you're not a lovely loving person. Feed them, love them, and let them play.

Yeah it’s crazy how many parents are complaining about having to take care of their kids on like day 2 of quarantine. Try having a 9 month old teething twins and get back to me you whiners.

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sweet thursday posted:

Boomer Doom Creates New Baby Boom

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Charliegrs posted:

So I'm friends with a hospital nurse and I live in an area that hasn't had too many confirmed cases but she said there's a lot of new patients in her hospital today with symptoms including pneumonia. And none of them are getting tested. This is a red state by the way in case you couldn't already tell.

Don’t worry friend I’m in the bluest of blues and they aren’t testing here either

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Nov 3, 2005


Bought an apocalypse bottle of oban wondering how long until I crack it open

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Kharmakazy posted:

Full disclosure: I live in the woods and there is a cow/horse farm up the street. I called the owners and they came and got the cows before they got hit by a truck or something.

I’m the cow poop smells wafting towards your bulk horde

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Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Jesus Christmas the stimulus bill went from 1T to 2T to 6T.

Soon it will be all the Ts

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HerStuddMuffin posted:

Yes. I’m sorry, your son is going to become a goon.

We are all goons now, everyone owes the tax man :10bux:

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Nov 3, 2005


Tell him don’t worry no one will die they’ll just have AIDS

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Nov 3, 2005


Didn’t the Black Plague reduce income inequality? Maybe this will as well?

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Pick posted:

Also I do live in Portland and it sucks

Kate Brown and co have turned Oregon into California, might as well merge and dissolve the state.

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Play posted:

California has more active-duty military personnel than any other state and tons of high tech navy and air force bases. Not that this actually means anything in terms of secession

Most of those military personnel aren’t from California and would leave it in a second

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Philthy posted:

are people who are deciding to get pregnant in this era all "you know what, what i need right now is more stress" ?

Kids own tbh

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VikingSkull posted:

the best part of the brisket is the tips that get burned and I hoard them like dwarven gold

One of the local bbq places has an entree that’s just the burnt tips

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Nov 3, 2005


I didn’t do point buy and it paid off

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Nov 3, 2005


welp put me down for having another child in 8ish months

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Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Why didn't you use condoms?

I’m married

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Nov 3, 2005


They put some money in that sign look at all that black

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Nov 3, 2005


I finally gave up Facebook today

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Nov 3, 2005


Who even came up with the name Canada? I mean really?

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Nov 3, 2005


I stopped a car jacking yesterday, completely unrelated to the protests

Shithead 20 something fucks are using this as cover to ruin lives, what a shitshow.

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Spinz posted:

Wow
Deets

Sorry for the late response but a 70 year old lady was getting in her car when this guy pulled her out and then tried to back out with her under the car. I ran up as he was backing up with her hanging out of the door stuck. He tried to say it was his car but by then a few others had shown up so he got out and took off. I was in the phone with 9/11 and the lady had a spine thing previously so it wasn’t safe to leave her there. Medics did manage to get her to stand up by the time I had left.

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Nov 3, 2005


How long until we have maga masks

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