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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
I see a lot of people are discussing and speculating on my divorce. Here's all I can tell you: my lawyer said to keep my mouth shut. That GoFundMe seems legit, but I absolutely assure you the information presented there does not represent reality in any form.

Please keep the Kiwi Farms rumors about me and my personal life off this site, and trust me, once all legal action has been taken and resolved, you will be presented the true side of the story. Believe whatever you like, but when all is said and done, you will be presented with actual legal facts, and not baseless claims.

That's all, have fun being online!!!!!

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hope everything turns out okay for you.

Syenite
Jun 21, 2011
Grimey Drawer
Hello yes why is Jeffery an admin and not just a code-toucher?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
good luck, lowtax

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Ron Paul

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I'll be buying some anime avatars to fund your legal fees

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
listen to your lawyer, document everything, and everything will turn out alright

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Good luck!

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
stay safe lowtax

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
what about the allegations of your involvement of a land swindle in the south seas lowtax? does your hornswaggling know no limits sir?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Hope you and everyone in this gets out of it with minimal scarring, especially your little girl.

you broke my grill posted:

I'll be buying some anime avatars to fund your legal fees

Buying anime avatars for people should be ILLEGAL.

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010
If this is important it should be stickied, imo, or it makes it look less serious!

Fuck My Ass
Mar 24, 2010
College Slice
i am gay so will never have to worry about marriage
can the lurker that bought my unban plz buy my av back ty ty

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

good advice from the lawyer and i hope everything goes as easily as it can
all the best

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Cuntellectual posted:

If this is important it should be stickied, imo, or it makes it look less serious!

It isn't all that serious. Especially since the Tax man blabbed a lot before now like an idiot.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

gently caress My rear end posted:

i am gay so will never have to worry about marriage
can the lurker that bought my unban plz buy my av back ty ty

Gay people can get married now

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

cda posted:

Gay people can get married now

well there goes my virginity

Eight-Six
Oct 26, 2007

no matter the outcome, don't tell any of us what it was because even if your dirty laundry doesn't have poo poo stains we're still gonna think you're loving crazy for waving it around. plus nobody really wants to hear about a divorce with a kid in the middle

just try and normalize a bit once it's over

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

cda posted:

Gay people can get married now
gently caress my rear end gonna have to get renamed consummate my rear end

ho fan
Oct 6, 2014

gently caress My rear end posted:

i am gay so will never have to worry about marriage
can the lurker that bought my unban plz buy my av back ty ty

Welcome back, gently caress My rear end

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

cda posted:

Gay people can get married now

Gay marriage ? In MY straight life?! Not if I have my say!

Japanese eye
Jun 27, 2018

by Reene

cda posted:

Gay people can get married now

It's amazing how far this place has come since getting rid of all the nazis a few weeks ago

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Eight-Six posted:

no matter the outcome, don't tell any of us what it was because even if your dirty laundry doesn't have poo poo stains we're still gonna think you're loving crazy for waving it around. plus nobody really wants to hear about a divorce with a kid in the middle

just try and normalize a bit once it's over

It's Lowtax. He'll never normalize. If he did, he wouldn't be Lowtax.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

i'd just nake this very importang annenment: i like turles

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Eight-Six posted:

no matter the outcome, don't tell any of us what it was because even if your dirty laundry doesn't have poo poo stains we're still gonna think you're loving crazy for waving it around. plus nobody really wants to hear about a divorce with a kid in the middle

just try and normalize a bit once it's over

this is fair advice too.

we're all friends here.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

good luck, lowtax

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

Japanese eye posted:

It's amazing how far this place has come since getting rid of all the nazis a few weeks ago

lol

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
lowtax what's your favorite bird, ill post a picture of one to cheer you up

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

I will remain very much online irrespective of the proceedings or outcomes of this legal matter, thank you.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
have your own GFM rich, show the farmers the power of goons, gently caress if we can get a hot dog stand we can help you!


Also make L.D admin and let her cleanese this place of the NAZI's

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.
Hey man wishing you the best.

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

hope you're comfy in your racecar bed lowtax

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Is this because we didn’t do good in school?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Ground floor

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
I will continue to have fun online, thanks for asking

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Xelkelvos posted:

It isn't all that serious. Especially since the Tax man blabbed a lot before now like an idiot.

Everything that I've said so far was cleared by my lawyer, whereas her GoFundMe clearly has not. I did not "blab like an idiot," I disclosed everything I could, then shut the gently caress up when my lawyer told me to. You really do not know anything about what is going on here, so hold your insults after the legal action has been finished and I am able to talk about the results.

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

albany academy posted:

hope you're comfy in your racecar bed lowtax

lol

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

good tax, lowluck

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

gary oldmans diary posted:

what about the allegations of your involvement of a land swindle in the south seas lowtax? does your hornswaggling know no limits sir?
I am responsible for the Teapot Dome Scandal

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