An important note regarding my divorce! Everything you need to know!

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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
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Burt Sexual posted:

Someone make it or I close this one

will lowtax permit this

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Black August: Sep 28, 2003

oh there's peace now yay

Potassium Problems posted:

Black August, you're up

woah hey no what

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:53

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Ah. Just use your feelings to post, do not think about it

Imagine being scared to post a gbs thread

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:53

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Who What Now posted:

Making a new thread is the easiest thing possible. Jesus, I'll do it.

There, I'm a man of my word

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:53

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

The Saddest Rhino posted:

will lowtax permit this

I self banned last night as a joke and people think I�m seriously mad itt. I think I�m ok

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:54

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

UltraRed posted:

WTF, how can there not be a Halal guys in SE michigan?

idk but they are opening a bucharest grill near me where they shut down the white castle.

im excited.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:54

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

mcdonal

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:56

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Burt Sexual posted:

I self banned last night as a joke and people think I’m seriously mad itt. I think I’m ok

That's exactly what someone who isn't ok would say.

We worry about you, Burt, that's all. You know what the doctor said about your heart...

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:56

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Burt Sexual posted:

I self banned last night as a joke and people think I�m seriously mad itt. I think I�m ok

its ok

were all gonna be ok

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:58

AMISH FRIED PIES: Mar 6, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Go ask the mods in the mod forum. Also pimp the past admins and ask them.

The final answer comes from one of those two sources. And in the end you have a 50/50 chance of being told the wrong thing anyway.

But you asked for thoughts, and after smoking a bowl and contemplating things, I had a thought I'd like to share with you.

Have you considered not reopening FYAD?

I can count on one finger the number of guys that were fyadposters that I wouldn't line up outside the gas chambers if the fourth reich became a thing.

A few years from now, when you can't even stand to look at their threads without feeling a sense of extreme hatred and disappointment simultaneous to realizing that at 48 years old you spend 50% of your day thinking about becoming a quadripelgic, remember this advice: Run the gently caress away now.

Seriously, there is a 100% chance opening FYAD is a 100% dipshit move. There is a 100% chance that he will be peer pressured into becoming a distilled version of ironic internet nazis, not by actual right-wingers but KF posters. They're going to start posting things like "Jim, Retard, Tane, Fail." and other associated fail as gently caress things, while also sometimes randomly wearing a gimp suit while posting despite never having been intimate with another human being.

Also they're going to-PSSSHHHAAAAHAHA Can you loving imagine? :unsmith:

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# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:59

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

You sound normal

# ? Feb 4, 2020 04:59

qnqnx: Nov 14, 2010

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

Go ask the mods in the mod forum. Also pimp the past admins and ask them.

The final answer comes from one of those two sources. And in the end you have a 50/50 chance of being told the wrong thing anyway.

But you asked for thoughts, and after smoking a bowl and contemplating things, I had a thought I'd like to share with you.

Have you considered not reopening FYAD?

I can count on one finger the number of guys that were fyadposters that I wouldn't line up outside the gas chambers if the fourth reich became a thing.

A few years from now, when you can't even stand to look at their threads without feeling a sense of extreme hatred and disappointment simultaneous to realizing that at 48 years old you spend 50% of your day thinking about becoming a quadripelgic, remember this advice: Run the gently caress away now.

Seriously, there is a 100% chance opening FYAD is a 100% dipshit move. There is a 100% chance that he will be peer pressured into becoming a distilled version of ironic internet nazis, not by actual right-wingers but KF posters. They're going to start posting things like "Jim, Retard, Tane, Fail." and other associated fail as gently caress things, while also sometimes randomly wearing a gimp suit while posting despite never having been intimate with another human being.

Also they're going to-PSSSHHHAAAAHAHA Can you loving imagine?

didnt read lol

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:00

Potassium Problems: Sep 28, 2001

Black August posted:

oh there's peace now yay

woah hey no what

you had good ideas for a new peace thread but pog was quick on the draw so you're off the hook

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:00

flashman: Dec 16, 2003

Jim

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:01

Woodpile: Mar 30, 2013

qnqnx posted:

didnt read lol

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:01

Black August: Sep 28, 2003

Potassium Problems posted:

you had good ideas for a new peace thread but pog was quick on the draw so you're off the hook

it's better that way, my Thread Creation energies were only ever good at 800,000 word opening posts for starting RP games in TG

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:03

Black August: Sep 28, 2003

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

I can count on one finger the number of guys that were fyadposters that I wouldn't line up outside the gas chambers if the fourth reich became a thing.

you should not get high because you're a loving scary person with dark emotions

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:05

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

Go ask the mods in the mod forum. Also pimp the past admins and ask them.

The final answer comes from one of those two sources. And in the end you have a 50/50 chance of being told the wrong thing anyway.

But you asked for thoughts, and after smoking a bowl and contemplating things, I had a thought I'd like to share with you.

Have you considered not reopening FYAD?

I can count on one finger the number of guys that were fyadposters that I wouldn't line up outside the gas chambers if the fourth reich became a thing.

A few years from now, when you can't even stand to look at their threads without feeling a sense of extreme hatred and disappointment simultaneous to realizing that at 48 years old you spend 50% of your day thinking about becoming a quadripelgic, remember this advice: Run the gently caress away now.

Seriously, there is a 100% chance opening FYAD is a 100% dipshit move. There is a 100% chance that he will be peer pressured into becoming a distilled version of ironic internet nazis, not by actual right-wingers but KF posters. They're going to start posting things like "Jim, Retard, Tane, Fail." and other associated fail as gently caress things, while also sometimes randomly wearing a gimp suit while posting despite never having been intimate with another human being.

Also they're going to-PSSSHHHAAAAHAHA Can you loving imagine?

ma'am this is a wendy's

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:05

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

I can count on one finger the number of guys that were fyadposters that I wouldn't line up outside the gas chambers if the fourth reich became a thing.

Goddamn, guy, you're one hot potato

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:06

Potassium Problems: Sep 28, 2001

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

snip

I would love to see you leave all this behind, have some fun and post in the peace thread my friend

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:06

nightbae smokewheat: Feb 11, 2011

Ruffini posted:

Peace thread is closing down....Lol, loving Classic poo poo. But the twist is....this tiome, its real LOL

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:11

nightbae smokewheat: Feb 11, 2011

qnqnx posted:

didnt read lol

he said opening FYAD is good

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:12

qnqnx: Nov 14, 2010

nightbae smokewheat posted:

he said opening FYAD is good

Ah, thank you deer guy

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:21

tetsuo: May 12, 2001; I am a shaman, magician

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

I can count on one finger the number of guys that were fyadposters that I wouldn't line up outside the gas chambers if the fourth reich became a thing.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:21

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Burt Sexual posted:

I self banned last night as a joke and people think I’m seriously mad itt. I think I’m ok

Idk how that answered my question but k

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:23

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Idk how that answered my question but k

I toe the line every day

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:36

Potassium Problems: Sep 28, 2001

Burt Sexual posted:

I toe the line every day

hey Burt do you wanna pop 2 rap sheet cherries in one night? I've been here like 20 years with nothing to show for it but white noise posting

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# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:38

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

When I close my eyes the FFF looks like this.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 05:52

Cuntellectual: Aug 6, 2010

So is everyone else seeing 0 users browsing every forum now? Are the forums truly dead? am I ghost? :iiam:

# ? Feb 4, 2020 06:09

idiotsavant: Jun 4, 2000

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i have a weakness where i believe the primary funciton of the eyes is a portal for nightmares to enter into, and then excoriate, the human soul.

thats what mirrors are for dummy

# ? Feb 4, 2020 06:21

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

shadow puppet of a posted:

When I close my eyes the FFF looks like this.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 06:21

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

So, is the fast food forum almost done, or has it been moved to the back burner?

# ? Feb 4, 2020 06:28

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

It's sitting under a heat lamp.

# ? Feb 4, 2020 06:29

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread