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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Once one person started blowing up planets, it just didn't seem worth it to prosecute every misguided youth who blew up a planet.

4000 years of Republic history and no planets explode, then the Emperor and Tarkin come along and there's a new Death Star or sun crusher every few months.

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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Up Circle posted:

corran horn hosed an otter

I've been assuming that's just an artifact of different EU authors not knowing which of the eighty different alien species are humans with forehead bumps, weird bugs, or furries.

But I would love to find out that Corran Horn hosed an otter in the same book (or the same author) that the otters were described.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
While we're on the topic, holy poo poo the Boba Fett armor looks so cheap and lovely compared to the other mandalorian sets we see in the show.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Basically, he is. Flightsuits ave weird pockets because you're always sitting down in them.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
"90% fail to qualify as TIE pilots"

16% too tall for cockpit
4% too short for cockpit
4% fail eye or hearing exam
8% helmet doesn't fit
3% wrong number of fingers
2% didn't want to be a TIE pilot, filled out the paperwork wrong
2% were fine until they got up to 0G / freefall but just could not handle being off-planet
8% can't meet pushups and/or 400m dash minimum times
9% randomly moved to administrative duties and don't get enough hours in the cockpit to qualify
5% intentionally drop out after the 15th week for a civilian job
7% deemed politically unsuitable
17% Injured during Basic or during flight school

5% of applicants are just bad at flying a TIE fighter and the remaining 10% go on to see combat.

Speleothing fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Apr 17, 2021

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Obviously only a really big capital ship can do it.


"Obviously"

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
The much-loathed Karen Travis wrote a bunch of books about them in the late-Bush/early Obama time. Only thing I remember is that she wanted them to be warrior-poets like the ancient Picts

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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
It's a freighter. The cockpit is off to the side so it can see around whatever gigantic cargo is clamped into its jaws

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