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Pick posted:There's a Hutt Jedi  Also, Boba Fett was knocked into the scarlacc by a blind Han Solo, escaped, and then was tossed back in by some jawas a couple days later. Also that the sarlacc could communicate telepathically with its victims
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Pick posted:Chewbacca was killed by a moon falling on him gently caress that. I really enjoyed reading the EU in all its trashy glory until that happened. The whole yuzzan vong plot was dumb and bad. Wasn't there also a older star wars book with ~~~ outside the galaxy~~~ aliens and they were just dinosaurs that powered their ships with some life essence bullshit? Also the whole bug trilogy and the bug orgy with han solo's daughter
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Jan 22, 2020 16:38
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Also the Solo kids thought a good Mother's Day present for Leia would be to go snag a boulder from the blown up bits of Alderaan
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Jan 22, 2020 16:39
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The storm trooper guy from as new hope that is all "look sir, droids" was apparently a guy that all by himself figured out that AT-ATs were a dumbass design when he was training in them and had his AT-AT kneel down so it wouldn't get tripped and instead of being rewarded for pointing out the weakness, the dude in charge kept it classified and shipped him off to Tatooine. Oh also the same guy is responsible for everyone being able to leave on the Millennium Falcon in a new hope cuz he shot his officer in the back.
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Jan 22, 2020 16:48
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An actual other Corran Horn fact. He was imprisoned in a imperial whatever and it ends up it's actually a Super Star Destroyer built into the cityscape of coruscant, upside down though so no one can escape cuz if they go up they actually go down and when the Super Star Destroyer is turned on it kills like 7 Milllion people that were living in the buildings on top of and surrounding it
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Jan 22, 2020 16:59
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Oh poo poo I forgot about that whole Han's teeth explode cuz there's Real Actual Force Witches on Dathomir. The Real Actual Force Witches also rode rancors cuz why not.
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Jan 22, 2020 17:14
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Zoran posted:no it was one of the other apprentices in the Jedi academy books who built the first one and also turned evil. Corran attempted to build a super special adjustable one in I, Jedi but he accidentally used bad crystals and one of them blew up, so he went with a regular size That was Gantoris. The Great Sith Lord Exar Kun taught him how to make it cuz he was a dark force ghost inside the temple on Yavin 4.
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Jan 22, 2020 17:28
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ThingOne posted:He definitely had a dual phase lightsaber. I remember he used it to stab a a Yuuzhan Vong in the eye in Dark Tide Part 1. well, poo poo  look how smug he is building that lightsaber
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Jan 22, 2020 17:48
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skasion posted:This is a dirty lie and was able to do so cuz a fellow jedi wanted to uhh join her dead lover so the computer ghost downloaded her brain into the now unused body also the force ghost lady was hella chad 
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Jan 24, 2020 14:07
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Zikan posted:one of luke skywalker's jedi students, kyp durron, fell to the dark side, stole a superweapon, committed planetary genocide using said super weapon but after he was apprehended the new republic let him go because he said he was sorry dont forget that he finally agreed to destroy the sun crusher by flying it into a black hole but since he's a character with a name and more than a little back story the author decided he survived by breaking all his bones and shoving himself into I guess a pneumatic tube like you use at the bank and shooting himself out of the black hole
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Jan 24, 2020 16:32
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Squizzle posted:how do you hornfuck an otter????? 
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