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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
One Potato to find them,
One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.





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What was so terrible that you had to put black boxes over it?

It's racism, isn't it?

EDIT: Wow, even google can't find an uncensored version of this, it was that bad.

Also, never type "little white cuck ball" into google image search, goddamn.



Having cut out the 90% of that scene which looked ridiculous, what's left isn't that bad.

But you can never truly erase this:

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Jan 27, 2020

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
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Hazo posted:

Iíve purposely never tried to examine that scene too closely because I want to still like Star Wars, but jesus christ the dudes fighting Rey literally just run away

Twirl away :eng101:


It's really, really bad.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Kit Fisto.


Is there a wiki for the most embarrassingly terrible Star Wars names?

Like Savage Opress.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
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And in the darkness bind them.





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Just gonna say that I found the uncensored cuck ball image and it is exactly as bad as I thought it was going to be.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
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And in the darkness bind them.





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Not a picture, but I just read there may be a new Star Wars movie in the works being written by the same people who wrote the execrable Luke Cage TV series.

There is no vomiting emoji large enough.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
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One Potato to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them.





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ruddiger posted:

Where the gently caress is R0?





R0 R0 R0 your boat

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Lightsabers got fat.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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I just heard that if you turn a stormtrooper's helmet upside-down, they have a very different expression, so I gave it a quick try in photoshop and now I'm horrified.




Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
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And in the darkness bind them.





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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

One Potato to rule them all,
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And in the darkness bind them.





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Here's what I don't understand - why did everyone use those lovely holograms, when view screens were so much better?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Social distancing before it was cool.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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I liked this shot:




But I also get the feeling whoever came up with it was way too proud of themselves for it.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Well that's kickass as all hell.

Also, Lego's just released a Mos Eisley Cantina Master Builder set.



Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Action Jacktion posted:

That's when Kenner was kitbashing ideas for new characters. That's the head of Squid Head/Tessek turned upside down:



And I recognise those arms:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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I just noticed it's the banned version of Boba Fett, too.

The one with the choking hazard missile.






EDIT: Yours for just $185,850

No, that's not $185 - $850. The last time one went to auction it sold for just over one hundred and eighty five thousand dollars.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Sep 29, 2020

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Of the Boston Van Doomcocks?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Luke milking a space seal was the most unnecessary scene in any Star Wars movie.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Apparently they filmed it with white milk and changed it in post.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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The entire resistance at that point was able to fit in the Falcon.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Splint Chesthair posted:

How can that guy use a lightsaber at all with those floppy-rear end Spirit Halloween fingers?

It always annoys me how bad fake hands are in movies.

I mean, prosthetics like this would be simple to adapt to making an actor's fingers longer and they're solid as hell:




If you want even longer, there's stuff like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFVBpgU3aos#t=9s

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Just get some pro boxers.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Owlbear Camus posted:

Is there another layer to get? I thought it was just Obi wrecking taint after a more literal play out of the "if you strike me down" threat.

I thought it was referencing the first X-men movie

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Snowba Fett

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Before Kuill, I never thought "Ugnaught" and "noble dignity" could be used together with a straight face.

Nolte really did an amazing job for what could have been such a 2-dimensional charcter.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Remind me of the robots from the Black Hole. Form follows function follows cute.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Anakin's just staring right at her chest in that first panel.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j0-sKzvc38

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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fartknocker posted:

The next panel better be Chewbacca beating the hell out of some guy while Lando sits back and watches while drinking a Colt 45.

Barkeep, I'll have a Budd Dwyer on the rocks.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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I always thought the droidekas looked stupid, but they were apparently designed by a species called the Colicoids, which looked like this:





And I suppose it kinda makes sense in a "build your droids to look like you" kind of way.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Owlbear Camus posted:

Also doing next to nothing with Finn being a reformed stormtrooper could have been redeemed by having his arc bring him from reluctant defector to guy who makes thousands of troopers turn on their oppressors. You even already had the EVEN BADDER BADDIES color coded red so you could have the first order defectors fight them.

When Finn got to the planet where the Death Star crashed and met the other deserters, I really though they were going to turn that into something beyond, "Hey, wanna borrow our boat?"

quote:

There is a way more interesting movie in one or a few of the characters actually shown rallying the galaxy.

The movie even explains that the evil fleet is going to launch in less than a day. Lando has to fly to the core systems, convince people the threat is real with no physical evidence to back him up, get a thousand ships to follow him, and fly back to the edge of the galaxy.

All in under a day.


Rise of Skywalker was just so goddamn stupid on every level :eng99:



EDIT: Imagine a sequel trilogy that spent time following Finn as he rallied the millions of First Order troopers and officers who had been stolen as children to fight for their freedom. Apart from continuing the themes of "break away from the past" that the second movie tried to set up, it gives his character a reason to even exist.

Now imagine that shot of the 'rebel' fleet appearing out of nowhere to fight the penis star destroyers, except now it's hundreds of ships from the First Order fleet - but being flown by all the people Finn rescued from their slavery.

You get your huge space battle, but it's good star destroyers against the evil Sith ones, good stormtroopers against the evil ones - which as someone else already pointed out were already conveniently painted red so you could tell who's who.

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Sep 19, 2021

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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For loving years I'd tell people about the guy in Star Wars who drank through the top of his head and no one believed me.

I even went through every edition of Star Wars on VHS and DVD as Lucas released them, hoping to see him hiding somewhere in the cantina scene.

Turns out, he was in the Holiday Special. So, yeah, fair enough. Everyone pretty much blocked that one out of their minds.


EDIT:

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Sep 22, 2021

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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I hate that I know just how stupid that is and still want one.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

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Just cut the barrel down and stick a soup can on the end, it'll only be in shot for a couple seconds.

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