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What was so terrible that you had to put black boxes over it? It's racism, isn't it? EDIT: Wow, even google can't find an uncensored version of this, it was that bad. Also, never type "little white cuck ball" into google image search, goddamn. Having cut out the 90% of that scene which looked ridiculous, what's left isn't that bad. But you can never truly erase this: 
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Hazo posted:I’ve purposely never tried to examine that scene too closely because I want to still like Star Wars, but jesus christ the dudes fighting Rey literally just run away Twirl away  It's really, really bad.
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Jan 27, 2020 16:24
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Kit Fisto. Is there a wiki for the most embarrassingly terrible Star Wars names? Like Savage Opress.
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Just gonna say that I found the uncensored cuck ball image and it is exactly as bad as I thought it was going to be.
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Feb 12, 2020 04:15
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Not a picture, but I just read there may be a new Star Wars movie in the works being written by the same people who wrote the execrable Luke Cage TV series. There is no vomiting emoji large enough.
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Feb 22, 2020 02:51
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ruddiger posted:Where the gently caress is R0?  R0 R0 R0 your boat
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Mar 18, 2020 04:12
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Lightsabers got fat.
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Apr 26, 2020 19:23
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Apr 29, 2020 08:25
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I just heard that if you turn a stormtrooper's helmet upside-down, they have a very different expression, so I gave it a quick try in photoshop and now I'm horrified. 
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May 26, 2020 05:14
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Jun 26, 2020 05:11
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Here's what I don't understand - why did everyone use those lovely holograms, when view screens were so much better?
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Jul 27, 2020 06:26
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Social distancing before it was cool.
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Jul 28, 2020 06:58
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I liked this shot: But I also get the feeling whoever came up with it was way too proud of themselves for it.
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Aug 26, 2020 03:43
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Well that's kickass as all hell. Also, Lego's just released a Mos Eisley Cantina Master Builder set.  
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Sep 14, 2020 06:18
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Action Jacktion posted:That's when Kenner was kitbashing ideas for new characters. That's the head of Squid Head/Tessek turned upside down: And I recognise those arms: 
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Sep 29, 2020 16:53
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I just noticed it's the banned version of Boba Fett, too. The one with the choking hazard missile.  EDIT: Yours for just $185,850 No, that's not $185 - $850. The last time one went to auction it sold for just over one hundred and eighty five thousand dollars. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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Sep 29, 2020 18:03
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Of the Boston Van Doomcocks?
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Dec 15, 2020 16:49
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Luke milking a space seal was the most unnecessary scene in any Star Wars movie.
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Mar 22, 2021 15:40
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Apparently they filmed it with white milk and changed it in post.
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Mar 23, 2021 06:55
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The entire resistance at that point was able to fit in the Falcon.
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Mar 23, 2021 14:40
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Splint Chesthair posted:How can that guy use a lightsaber at all with those floppy-rear end Spirit Halloween fingers? It always annoys me how bad fake hands are in movies. I mean, prosthetics like this would be simple to adapt to making an actor's fingers longer and they're solid as hell:  If you want even longer, there's stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFVBpgU3aos&t=9s
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Mar 28, 2021 15:27
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Just get some pro boxers.
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Apr 22, 2021 05:46
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Owlbear Camus posted:Is there another layer to get? I thought it was just Obi wrecking taint after a more literal play out of the "if you strike me down" threat. I thought it was referencing the first X-men movie 
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Jun 19, 2021 04:16
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Snowba Fett
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Jun 22, 2021 05:14
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Before Kuill, I never thought "Ugnaught" and "noble dignity" could be used together with a straight face. Nolte really did an amazing job for what could have been such a 2-dimensional charcter.
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Jun 22, 2021 17:28
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 Remind me of the robots from the Black Hole. Form follows function follows cute. 
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Jun 29, 2021 10:35
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Anakin's just staring right at her chest in that first panel.
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Jul 14, 2021 05:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j0-sKzvc38
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fartknocker posted:The next panel better be Chewbacca beating the hell out of some guy while Lando sits back and watches while drinking a Colt 45. Barkeep, I'll have a Budd Dwyer on the rocks.
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I always thought the droidekas looked stupid, but they were apparently designed by a species called the Colicoids, which looked like this: And I suppose it kinda makes sense in a "build your droids to look like you" kind of way.
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Owlbear Camus posted:Also doing next to nothing with Finn being a reformed stormtrooper could have been redeemed by having his arc bring him from reluctant defector to guy who makes thousands of troopers turn on their oppressors. You even already had the EVEN BADDER BADDIES color coded red so you could have the first order defectors fight them. When Finn got to the planet where the Death Star crashed and met the other deserters, I really though they were going to turn that into something beyond, "Hey, wanna borrow our boat?" quote:There is a way more interesting movie in one or a few of the characters actually shown rallying the galaxy. The movie even explains that the evil fleet is going to launch in less than a day. Lando has to fly to the core systems, convince people the threat is real with no physical evidence to back him up, get a thousand ships to follow him, and fly back to the edge of the galaxy. All in under a day. Rise of Skywalker was just so goddamn stupid on every level  EDIT: Imagine a sequel trilogy that spent time following Finn as he rallied the millions of First Order troopers and officers who had been stolen as children to fight for their freedom. Apart from continuing the themes of "break away from the past" that the second movie tried to set up, it gives his character a reason to even exist. Now imagine that shot of the 'rebel' fleet appearing out of nowhere to fight the penis star destroyers, except now it's hundreds of ships from the First Order fleet - but being flown by all the people Finn rescued from their slavery. You get your huge space battle, but it's good star destroyers against the evil Sith ones, good stormtroopers against the evil ones - which as someone else already pointed out were already conveniently painted red so you could tell who's who. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Sep 19, 2021 |
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For loving years I'd tell people about the guy in Star Wars who drank through the top of his head and no one believed me. I even went through every edition of Star Wars on VHS and DVD as Lucas released them, hoping to see him hiding somewhere in the cantina scene. Turns out, he was in the Holiday Special. So, yeah, fair enough. Everyone pretty much blocked that one out of their minds. EDIT: 
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Sep 22, 2021 09:20
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I hate that I know just how stupid that is and still want one.
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Sep 22, 2021 12:38
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Just cut the barrel down and stick a soup can on the end, it'll only be in shot for a couple seconds.
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Sep 23, 2021 07:31
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Looking at those initial designs for the Death Star gunner and how incredibly goofy they look, it's amazing they made it work. It makes no sense, and anyone wearing one of those helmet in a facility built without handrails would just loving die. But it meshes with the whole aesthetic so well that you don't question it for a moment.
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Oct 5, 2021 05:32
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Finger Prince posted:They look like a homestar runner design sketch. Oh. My. God.
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Oct 5, 2021 06:03
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As a weapon of terror I'd argue it works pretty well*. Especially against infantry. Also, there are different types of shields. Some stop physical objects, others stop energy blasts and the repulsors which allow things to hover. So there was a need for a vehicle which used neither. As long as you're not in a rush to get anywhere. See the tank chase in the Bad Batch for a good example of "Oh no, they're very slowly getting away!" * Seeing the empire using them casually as pickup trucks, however, that makes no sense.
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[nerd lore effort post incoming] If we're talking AT-AT's, we have to mention AT-AT delivery systems. When Empire Strikes Back first came out, everyone wondered how the hell you could get these behemoths to the surface from a space ship - this is before it was canon that Star Destroyers can go right down to the surface and some, like the Venator class, even had landing gears. Now, the current canon is that the Empire uses Gozanti cruisers to ferry them to the surface:  There's also these from Solo, the Y-45 armored transport hauler:  And fan art, and ILM challenges, have provided their own possible solutions:   But, for a brief wonderful period, the official explanation for how an AT-AT got to the surface of a planet was with a Theta-class AT-AT barge, or it's big brother, the Y-85 Titan dropship.  It's not easy finding many images of them, as apart from the RTS game, I don't think they've ever been shown in any media. But someone was nice enough to use Lego to show how a Theta class unloaded its cargo of a single AT-AT:  They're basically shells with heavy duty repulsor lifters attached. But, this brings us to the Titan Dropship, one of the most magnificently stupid things in the Star Wars canon. Capable of holding four AT-ATs and four AT-STs at the same time and possessing what must be the most useless laser canon in the entire galaxy:   And I don't know why, but I love this ridiculous slug. It goes up, it goes down. The heat generated by its repulsors is enough to melt anything under it if it stays in one spot for too long and it has two huge guns which it can only aim by rotating it's entire fuselage. Fuselarge. But, a long time ago, this was the official version of how all Imperial heavy equipment got to surface of a planet. By metal slugs 
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There definitely seems to be a shared theme. And, that brings to mind another vehicle with incredibly useless guns - the Imperial combat assault tank: 
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