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its such a dangerous weapon and with jedi powers you could just pretend to be john wick w/ a blaster.
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It goes vwoom vwoom though which a blaster does not. Its the perfect weapon
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edit: ^^^^^  Does a blaster go "wmmmmm mmmmmmm wooommmmmm vrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmm zooommmmm" when I wave it around over my head? Checkmate
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Jan 22, 2020 01:59
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Plus you can customise it any colour you want so i can fight space nazis with my rainbow lightsaber. Meanwhile a blaster just shoots red.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:01
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Yes, I want a cool red lightsaber op
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Jan 22, 2020 02:03
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Yeah I do even though I know I would cut my own leg off or something
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Jan 22, 2020 02:09
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fools, all of you
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Stairmaster posted:fools, all of you U try to shoot me but i deflect your blasts with my objectively better weapon
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Jan 22, 2020 02:12
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You can get one at Disneyland for literally like 290 dollars
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i would sell it to elon musk for like 1 billion dollars and then lol heartily when he chops his dick off with it by accident at the next tesla press conference
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Pick posted:You can get one at Disneyland for literally like 290 dollars Where tf Disney getting kyber crystals from? loving Epcot??
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I definitely stopped wanting a lightsaber when I realized the force was basically necessary to keep yourself from dying with it. I would accidentally chop off an arm so quick
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Jan 22, 2020 02:21
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Pick posted:You can get one at Disneyland for literally like 290 dollars My dumb rear end is actually tempted to go do this so I can finally have the cool red lightsaber of my dreams. Pray for me and my wallet.
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I feel that you can use it without the force because its just a space sword but you need the force to do poo poo like deflect stair's blasts
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Jan 22, 2020 02:24
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guns killed all the jedi.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:26
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It's just $200 at your local Disneyland
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Jan 22, 2020 02:26
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light sabers loving suck eat my dic obiwan
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Jan 22, 2020 02:28
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180$ to be less effective than pee in a butt
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:My dumb rear end is actually tempted to go do this so I can finally have the cool red lightsaber of my dreams. Pray for me and my wallet. You get it’ll just be a long light bulb right and not actually cut things (joking aside they’re neat but jeez $). Namtab posted:I feel that you can use it without the force because its just a space sword but you need the force to do poo poo like deflect stair's blasts Not sure where I picked it up but I sort of assumed you needed the force to have the sense abilities to not chop off fingers and heads (yours) but maybe I just imagine being good at it
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Jan 22, 2020 02:30
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But it’s a really cool-looking long light bulb
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I would weld it to the hood of my car and joust around town
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mediaphage posted:You get it’ll just be a long light bulb right and not actually cut things (joking aside they’re neat but jeez $). you figure that the blade is completely weightless so unless you have special force senses you will probably gently caress up real fast and slice yr own rear end off
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