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Asimov
Feb 15, 2016

exmarx posted:



Lexo Sooger was a Dor Namethian male who was the star masseur at Zord's Spa and Bathhouse in Canto Bight

I read a short story about this motherfucker, and it sucked! He could massage people yes... but also kill them. Too bad he was a coward, and also had arthritis in his killing-fingers so it made him a real wuss.

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Asimov
Feb 15, 2016



Ponda Baba: my homie has the death penalty in 12 syste DON'T cut off my arm bro nooooo you did it damnit my arrrrrmmm

Asimov
Feb 15, 2016

Dave Syndrome posted:


As for favorite stupid aliens, Max Rebo.



Can't argue with Max Rebo for best favorite alien :hmmyes:

Asimov
Feb 15, 2016

Wow, wasn't that the guy who won "vaporator salesman of the year" and get an all-expenses paid trip to Canto Bight which naturally include the steaming massage baths?

It's not all fun and games though... I think that gray, lumpen alien in the background who owns this parlor might secretly be a crime lord with evil plans!

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