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email me if you want a pizza roll
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Jan 22, 2020 03:23
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i was promised a pizza roll if i left a comment
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Jan 22, 2020 03:26
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Wouldn't the pizza roll be gross by the time it got shipped here?
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Jan 22, 2020 03:26
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I heard that initially he actually would do that
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Jan 22, 2020 03:27
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I'm a pretty big fan of pizza rolls to be perfectly honest with you.
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Jan 22, 2020 03:28
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Roth posted:Wouldn't the pizza roll be gross by the time it got shipped here? not significantly more gross than they start out as.
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Jan 22, 2020 03:29
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Maybe they put the pizza roll in carbon freeze to preserve it?
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Jan 22, 2020 03:30
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lol if you don't dry age your pizza rolls anyway
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Jan 22, 2020 03:31
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Roth posted:Maybe they put the pizza roll in carbon freeze to preserve it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKT7bx-fmtk
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Jan 22, 2020 03:31
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Jan 22, 2020 04:37
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:email me if you want a pizza roll your email's not on your profile. let me know
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Jan 22, 2020 05:02
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Hello, you know what to do. Use the meat cleaver and swing hard to break the bone. Put the body in the dumpster and be careful not to get any blood on the carpet, cause it doesn't wash out.
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Jan 22, 2020 05:03
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Whoa, what's up with this dudes face!!!!!!!!
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Jan 22, 2020 05:09
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really queer Christmas posted:Whoa, what's up with this dudes face!!!!!!!! He went up the ventilation shaft, duh.
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Jan 22, 2020 05:24
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpvcjAhBabA
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More than nine months after its theatrical release, RedLetterMedia’s review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi is here, and it’s just as over the top and tone-deaf as you’d expect. RedLetterMedia first gained notoriety nearly a decade ago for a 70-minute review (split up over seven videos) of The Phantom Menace, and at the time it received high praise. The reviews are done by a character called Mr. Plinkett, a self-aware film critic who’s been called “psychotic” in the past, and even if they arrived long after a film’s theatrical and home release, they’re still highly anticipated by their fans. Mr. Plinkett’s Last Jedi review clocks in at just over 58 minutes, nearly an hour shorter than his review of The Force Awakens, which is one of the few things it has going for it. And early on, Mr. Plinkett acknowledges that some of his criticisms of The Last Jedi have already been covered ad nauseam by countless other YouTube videos. He makes a couple of interesting connections to Star Trek: The Next Generation and National Lampoon’s Vacation, but a lot of what he says is exactly the kind of thing we’ve heard before—complaints about logic in a space opera where the Force exists at all. It not only takes character arcs and plot points to task but also director/screenwriter Rian Johnson for how he “inverted expectations.” It’s framed just differently enough for some viewers to call it new and exciting with a couple of false equivalencies thrown in for good measure. Like previous Mr. Plinkett reviews, it not only incorporates what ended up in the film, it also includes behind-the-scenes footage, a documentary about the making of the film, and deleted scenes to argue his points. Watching his review is unlikely to change anyone’s mind, although that’s usually not the aim of a piece of criticism. Those who hated the movie will feel justified by the criticism while those who loved it will get exasperated by the review’s cherry-picking of certain arguments. RedLetterMedia released Mr. Plinkett’s review several months after The Last Jedi was released theatrically, digitally, and even on Netflix. The delay in its release doesn’t necessarily hurt RedLetterMedia, especially since it relies on the kind of footage and material not available until film’s home release; the video has more than 627,000 views as of press time and has reached the front page of Reddit. But it also arrives close to a year into the backlash and discourse against a movie that didn’t give some viewers the story they envisioned or confirm their theories, and many of the attacks have been ugly and personal. They’ve retaliated against Johnson, directed racist and sexist comments toward Kelly Marie Tran for months until she deleted all of her Instagram posts, and they used Mark Hamill’s initial misgivings about the film to justify their hatred of it. The months-long backlash has even gotten comparisons to Gamergate over how a small but vocal subsection of viewers have weaponized their complaints of a film to attack the people who worked on it (or are associated with Lucasfilm) and those who enjoyed it under the guise of criticizing it. The kind of meta-commentary that RedLetterMedia reviews once offered no longer works as well as it hopes because some viewers, whether because they’re unfamiliar with the Mr. Plinkett character or they agree with his points, will take him at his word, starting the backlash cycle all over again. The review saves much of its ire toward the characters and their actions—largely attributing that to Johnson’s screenplay and Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy—but it’s not a far leap for some of The Last Jedi’s most vocal dissenters to take complaints about Rose Tico, Finn, Poe Dameron, and Amilyn Holdo that Mr. Plinkett resurfaces and direct that toward Johnson and actors like Tran and Laura Dern. Again. And at this point, RedLetterMedia’s Last Jedi review is almost white noise, albeit one that adds to the flames of the larger problem without engaging its own role in keeping the fire burning. should be added to OP imo
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Jan 23, 2020 00:42
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Someone post the 108 page rebuttal of Mr. Plinkett* *please don't
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Jan 23, 2020 01:10
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Hi Mike, I love you're webzone.
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Jan 23, 2020 01:13
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mallratcal posted:Someone post the 108 page rebuttal of Mr. Plinkett* It's right above your post.
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Jan 23, 2020 01:20
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Up Circle posted:It's right above your post. Oh young padawan, you've seen nothing.
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Jan 23, 2020 01:32
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I understand that they didn't really like making the plinkett reviews after a while but I don't really care about any of their other content
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Jan 23, 2020 01:37
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No matter how many times I watch this movie, this guys voice always takes me off guard.
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Jan 23, 2020 01:43
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Pick posted:I understand that they didn't really like making the plinkett reviews after a while but I don't really care about any of their other content I think Mike or someone has said the whole reason for the plinkett gimmick was that he didn't think anyone would want to listen to his boring voice droning on for 2 hours. But now that video essays are a whole genre, I would love it if they did more long-form reviews without the serial killer bits in between. It could fill the void between Lindsay's more straightforward and educational videos and Jenny's manic fangirl editing style.
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Jan 23, 2020 02:05
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I didn't like the framing device in that respect, but I did think that his voice and the character in a more broad sense did a good job of highlighting how ridiculous it was in a self-aware kind of way
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Jan 23, 2020 02:37
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"Star Wars episode 1 is the most disappointing thing since my son" is the kind of of humorous exaggeration that is fun on a humorously exaggerated character, and is funny. It wouldn't be funny if Mike said it. It's funny when the character, Mr Plinkett, says it. Or when he flashes back to the Titanic and stuff, it's ridiculous harmless hyperbolic humor that works because it's assigned to a goofy caricature. That style of humor can't even exist with, like, a real person and their video essay.
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Jan 23, 2020 02:50
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I don't think I've seen anything on the internet with a better opening line. It just draws you in with a drat good joke, immediately. And it's a timeless joke that somehow I still find funny.
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Jan 23, 2020 02:56
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Up Circle posted:But now that video essays are a whole genre, I would love it if they did more long-form reviews without the serial killer bits in between. It could fill the void between Lindsay's more straightforward and educational videos and Jenny's manic fangirl editing style. re:View episodes have been creeping up from their original 15-20 minute length to some close to an hour now and are good, but I think they want to limit re:View to movies they think are good. Whereas Plinkett reviews are a love-hate relationship with popular but flawed movies. One think I think they did well with the Plinketts is show lots of examples of things he's talking about. I'd watch something that's shot like their recent shows but covers the sorts of movies and material they did with Plinkett. Worst of the Best?
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Jan 23, 2020 02:56
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I liked the Star Trek Nemesis review where they get about two minutes in and say gently caress it.
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Jan 23, 2020 02:59
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I really liked the first Plinkett reviews when they came out. I saw Episode 1 in the theater and I was one of those dumb fanboys (ugh I hate that term) who were super excited. I left the theater a bit confused and honestly thought to myself "I'll just have to watch it in the theater a few more times and then I'll understand it." But I never really did. I couldn't put my finger on why I didn't like it very much. I REALLY wanted to. The blind fanboy poo poo that they get so invested in something that nothing can be wrong and if it is wrong they'll stick their fingers in their ears and go LALALALA not listening! I'm a bit more level headed than that and just thought "eh, I guess I just don't like it that much. That's unfortunate." What the Plinkett review did was basically explain to me why I didn't like it. All of the points he made were pretty spot on and while watching the video I was literally going "OHHH that's why I felt this way during this scene." It was pretty eye opening and really helped me understand my own feelings. I really liked them. I haven't seen anything other that the first 3 but I'm open to watching the episodes on the new movies. I don't have any conflicting opinions about the new ones though, I thought they were ok, so there won't be any epiphanies.
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Jan 23, 2020 03:06
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Plinkett as such is only the prequels, Baby's Day Out, Avatar, a number of the later Star Trek movies, and Titanic. All of them are good and fit the model well.
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Jan 23, 2020 03:11
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I didn't think The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi videos were good at all.
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Jan 23, 2020 03:21
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Roth posted:I didn't think The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi videos were good at all. TFA is probably the least deserving movie of a plinkett review, and I feel like the only reason they made it is the expectation that star wars movies will deserve a plinketting. It doesn't really have the incompetent directing and producing that the prequels had. It's actually the one that would benefit from a different style, because there is absolutely a lot to talk about in explaining and defining how soulless, hollow, and creatively bankrupt the film is and why Disney's whole trilogy is so flawed from the start...but at that point you're just making a video about JJ abrams whole career, or Disney's broader strategy.
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Jan 23, 2020 03:45
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To be honest though, that was my favorite part of the plinket reviews, particularly nemesis. A review of nemesis is not that interesting, but a review of why nemesis was the way it was is very interesting. Even more so Star Trek 2009
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Jan 23, 2020 03:47
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Those were good ones (and nemesis is way way worse than TFA ever could be) but I don't think the TFA plinkett really hit the mark on explaining why the film is terrible. It's kind of tepid, and has to devote half its runtime to talking about terrible fan theories because there isn't much to say. edit: i also havent watched it since rlm released it Up Circle fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Jan 23, 2020 |
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Jan 23, 2020 03:58
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Roth posted:I didn't think The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi videos were good at all. I think the Plinkett reviews worked better for movies that people had years to ruminate on. I haven't even seen the Last Jedi review,The TFA review didn't grab me in the way that the previous ones did so I never even bothered.
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Up Circle posted:Those were good ones (and nemesis is way way worse than TFA ever could be) but I don't think the TFA plinkett really hit the mark on explaining why the film is terrible. It's kind of tepid, and has to devote half its runtime to talking about terrible fan theories because there isn't much to say. All fan theories are terrible.
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Jan 23, 2020 04:27
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Space Cop is worse than every Star Wars prequel combined. RLM are literally failed film makers who bag on actually popular and successful movies because it makes more money than their lovely joyless intentionally bad movies do, and I'm glad that they seem to resent and actively despise their fans and anyone outside of their misanthropic middle-aged alcoholic bubble. On the plus side, Best of the Worst is methadone for people who don't have friends to watch bad movies with I guess.
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Jan 23, 2020 04:27
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Not gonna lie, I enjoy some of the hitb more than plinkett reviews. And as much as I get the hyperbolic humor they were going for I still kinda wish we had a toned down version. Going too far in a few places etc
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