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BiG TrUcKs !!!: Feb 25, 2007; My life is the most blessed and most cursed in existence (blessed spiritually, cursed physically)

1. empire
2. new hope
3. return
4. force awakens
5. solo
6. rogue one
7. sith
8. rise
9. last jedi
10. clones
11. phantom

# ? Jan 22, 2020 05:25

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 14:00

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

1. Star Wars

2. Empire Strikes Back

3. Return of the Jedi

4. Rise of Skywalker

5. Solo

6. Rogue 1

7. Caravan of Courage

8. Phantom Menace

9. Clone Wars

10. Last Jedi

11. Force Awakens

12. Battle for Endor

13. Revenge of the Sith

14. Attack of the Clones

# ? Jan 22, 2020 05:35

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

ROTS is the best one
ESB
ANH
TPM
AOTC
ROTJ
R1
TLJ
TFA
TROS

haven�t seen solo

# ? Jan 22, 2020 05:46

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Original trilogy > Holiday Special > Prequels >>>>> Disney movies

# ? Jan 22, 2020 06:00

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
The Force Awakens
Rise of Skywalker
Solo
The Last Jedi
Rogue One

TPM and AOTC aren�t ranked because I haven�t seen them since they first came out in theaters and I liked them then because I was seven years old but I guess they�re probably at or near the bottom. Hard to rank Solo (really fun adventure story at parts, insanely stupid and bad at others), Rogue One (90% bland boring poo poo with bland boring characters, but a cool battle at the end and the part where Vader massacres a bunch of rebels whips rear end) and The Last Jedi (thoroughly mediocre, nothing as good as the good parts of those movies but nothing as bad as the bad parts of those movies) but I guess that about sums it up

# ? Jan 22, 2020 06:02

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

ANHSWHSESBROTJCOCBFETPMAOTCROTSTCWR1S1TFATLJTROS

# ? Jan 22, 2020 06:04

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
A New Hope
The Last Jedi
Phantom Menace
Force Awakens
Solo
Attack of the Clones
Rogue One
Rise of Skywalker

# ? Jan 22, 2020 06:05

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

1. The Last Jedi
2. The original trilogy
3. the final hour of Rogue One
4. Revenge of the Sith

Vast amount of space passes

Even more space

5. Attack of the Clones
6. first seventy minutes of Rogue One
7. Force Awakens

Vast amount of space here

8. Solo
9. Phantom Menace

Even more space

10. Rise of Skywalker

Haven't watched Holiday Special, expecting it to place somewhere between 5-7 if/when I finally do

# ? Jan 22, 2020 06:15

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

1. ESB
2. ANH
3. RoTS
4. RoTJ
5. Rogue One
5. TLJ
6. TPM
7. TFA
8. AoTC

Haven't watched Solo or TRoS and probably never will!

# ? Jan 22, 2020 06:22

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
The Last Jedi
Rogue One
The Force Awakens
Solo
Revenge of the Sith
The Phantom Menace
The Rise of Skywalker
Attack of the Clones
Edit: The Holiday Special
The one with the loving Ewoks

TremorX fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Jan 22, 2020

# ? Jan 22, 2020 06:28

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

super sweet best pal posted:

Original trilogy > Holiday Special > Prequels >>>>> Disney movies

hell, same. at least the special has that Boba Fett animated short. The prequels have... what? sand? i don't like sand it's coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.

# ? Jan 22, 2020 06:48

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012

phantom
clones
last jedi
rise
sith
rogue one
solo
force awakens
return
new hope
empire

# ? Jan 22, 2020 06:58

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

# ? Jan 22, 2020 07:17

sourdough: Apr 30, 2012

BiG TrUcKs !!! posted:

1. empire
2. new hope
3. return
4. force awakens
5. solo
6. rogue one
7. sith
8. rise
9. last jedi
10. clones
11. phantom

This, with very minor changes

# ? Jan 22, 2020 07:27

regular mike: Mar 29, 2010

Seems like everyone is forgetting about two whole feature length Star Wars movies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caravan_of_Courage:_An_Ewok_Adventure

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewoks:_The_Battle_for_Endor

# ? Jan 22, 2020 07:29

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

regular mike posted:

Seems like everyone is forgetting about two whole feature length Star Wars movies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caravan_of_Courage:_An_Ewok_Adventure

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ewoks:_The_Battle_for_Endor

NMS that, some of us have successfully repressed that memory and we don't need you bringing it back up.

# ? Jan 22, 2020 07:48

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013; Can't post for 11 hours!

1. Mandalorian
2. Empire
3. Jedi, The Last, Return of
4. Rogue One
5. New Hope... I guess :nallears:

6. Shadows of the Emprie

# ? Jan 22, 2020 08:39

Prince Myshkin: Jun 17, 2018

1. A NEW HOPE (1977)
2. THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980)
3. RETURN OF THE JEDI (1983)
4. THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999)
5. ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002)
6. REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)
7. THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015)
8. ROGUE ONE (2016)
9. THE LAST JEDI (2017)
10. SOLO (2018)
11. THE RISE OF SKYWALKER (2019)

# ? Jan 22, 2020 10:33

Gnome de plume: Sep 5, 2006; Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

1. Star Wars Holiday Special
2. Ewoks: Caravan Of Courage
3. Ewoks: The Battle For Endor

The rest can go pound sand

# ? Jan 22, 2020 11:25

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

there are too many movies in the world op

# ? Jan 22, 2020 11:31

Srice: Sep 11, 2011

ashpanash posted:

# ? Jan 22, 2020 11:45

Elentor: Dec 14, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Stuff I enjoyed:
1.Empire Strikes Back
2.A New Hope
3.Mandalorian
4.Return of the Jedi
5.Solo

Stuff I don't like, they all blur to me to be honest:
6.The Phantom Menace
6.Attack of the Clones
6.Revenge of the Sith
6.The Force Awakens
6.The Last Jedi

Stuff I really don't like:
11.Rise of Skywalker
12.Rogue One

I like Solo more than the average fan I guess.

I don't think the prequels are good movies at all but after reading so many novelizations that fill in the blanks I don't dislike them as much as I did when they were released. I thought I enjoyed TFA more than I did, or maybe it was one of those movies that work better the first time. I remember kinda having fun with it but after watching it a second time I got very bored.

And for all its movie flaws, the final sequence with the Emperor in ROTJ kicks rear end.

Elentor fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Jan 22, 2020

# ? Jan 22, 2020 12:09

Man with Hat: Dec 26, 2007; Open up your Dethday present
It's a box of fucking nothing; Exciting Lemon

super sweet best pal posted:

Original trilogy > Holiday Special > Prequels >>>>> Disney movies

This had me laughing but then I realized it's not funny, it's just true.

# ? Jan 22, 2020 12:17

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

1. Episode 1
2. Episode 2
3. Episode 3
4. Episode 4
5. Episode 5
6. Shadows of the Empire
7. Episode 6

# ? Jan 22, 2020 12:19

Prince Myshkin: Jun 17, 2018

ashpanash posted:

gently caress, I didn't see someone beat me to that.

# ? Jan 22, 2020 12:28

Nucular Carmul: Jan 26, 2005; Melongenidae incantatrix

Empire Strikes Back
Rogue One
The Last Jedi
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Solo
The Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Attack of the Clones
Phantom Menace
that's it those are all the star war movies no others exist

# ? Jan 22, 2020 12:47

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Well if we're gonna include the fan films I guess TROOPS is pretty good.

# ? Jan 22, 2020 12:54

bitterandtwisted: Sep 4, 2006

super sweet best pal posted:

Original trilogy > Holiday Special > Prequels >>>>> Disney movies

# ? Jan 22, 2020 15:12

Kaysette: Jan 5, 2009; ~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

the good ones > the bad ones >>> the very bad ones

# ? Jan 22, 2020 15:16

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

ANH
ESB
TLJ
ROTJ
ROTS
TFA
TPM
AOTC
TROS

w/ spinoffs:

ANH
ESB
TLJ
RO
ROTJ
SOLO
ROTS
TFA
TPM
AOTC
TROS

# ? Jan 22, 2020 15:17

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

mando is still the best Star Wars

# ? Jan 22, 2020 15:17

jivjov: Sep 13, 2007; But how does it taste? Yummy!; Dinosaur Gum

# ? Jan 22, 2020 16:27

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Rogue One
3. A New Hope
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Solo
6. Revenge of the Sith
7. the Phantom Menace
8. the Force Awakens
9. the Last Jedi
10. Attack of the Clones
11. Rise of Skywalker

# ? Jan 22, 2020 16:29

Fantastic Foreskin: Jan 6, 2013; A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

54 | 9(R1)6 | 78 | 213 | Holiday Special

Never saw Solo. Need to re-watch rotj sometime in the last 6 years to actually be sure where it stacks up.

# ? Jan 22, 2020 17:31

cargohills: Apr 18, 2014

4 > 8 > 2 > 1 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 7 > 9. dont rank rogue one or solo because theyre boring

# ? Jan 22, 2020 21:38

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

5
4
The Mandalorian
The Clone Wars
R1
3
6
7
Rebels
Solo
2
8
1
9

# ? Jan 22, 2020 22:34

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

1. The Gathering
2. Seasons 1, 2, and 3
3. Season 4 up until Episode 8
4. Thirdspace
5. S4 E9
6. The Beginning
7. The rest of S4
8. S5 up until Objects in Motion
9. Legend of the Rangers (sorry)
10. A call to Arms
11. The entirety of Crusade
12. The Lost Tales
13. Objects in Motion
14. River of Souls
15. Objects at Rest

# ? Jan 22, 2020 22:59

Mystery Steve: Nov 9, 2006; Fun Shoe

Ewok movies are still canon right?

# ? Jan 22, 2020 23:33

TremorX: Jan 19, 2001; All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Mystery Steve posted:

Ewok movies are still canon right?

Mandalorian has gone to great lengths to make the Holiday Special canon, so sure, why not

# ? Jan 22, 2020 23:40

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 14:00

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

1. Empire
2. Hope
3. Return
4. Last Jedi
5. Force Awakens
6. Skywalker
7. Solo
8. Rogue One
9. Phantom Menace
10. Revenge of the Sith
11. Clones

i'm right everyone who disagrees is wrong suck my balls

# ? Jan 23, 2020 21:43

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