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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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 It's Gonk over, man! Gonk over!

# ? Apr 13, 2021 13:49
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# ? May 6, 2021 18:15
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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

 would it be better to simply burn alive without pain to let you know to do something about it?

# ? Apr 13, 2021 14:01
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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



 Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a loving GONK up your rear end.

I'm not a GONK that's what's so insane about this.

# ? Apr 13, 2021 16:23
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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008

Fuzz posted:

It's Gonk over, man! Gonk over!

We’re on an express elevator to Kessel, going GONK!

# ? Apr 14, 2021 00:09
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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





 No, han, she was drunk. What you did is rape. You raped Leia.


Gonk gonk

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SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

Horned Rat-Sempai Noticed Me!


Well, gonkually...

# ? Apr 15, 2021 04:08
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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

 I'm depressed. I need more GONK in my life.

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Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'm depressed. I need more GONK in my life.

We all do.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

 Gonk.

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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



 Live by the gonk die by the gonk

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

fartknocker posted:

Gonk.

Thank you.
# ? Apr 18, 2021 03:52
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

 I’m here to Gonk and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 03:56
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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





 Faster, Pussycat! Gonk! Gonk!

# ? Apr 18, 2021 04:39
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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



 I know gonksploitation films are really problematic but they're so entertaining.

# ? Apr 18, 2021 05:24
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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008





 Here’s GONK!

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

 I wanna know what Gonk is
I want you to show me
I wanna feel what Gonk is
I know you can show me
Ooh~

# ? Apr 22, 2021 14:34
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

 I fought the gonk and the gonk won.

Gonk.

# ? Apr 28, 2021 17:25
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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMY3QPReARw

# ? Apr 29, 2021 20:17
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

AndyElusive posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMY3QPReARw

Emptygonk

# ? Apr 29, 2021 20:27
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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





 That's neat, but where's a power droid power ballad?

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




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ikanreed posted:

That's neat, but where's a power droid power ballad?

Gonk.

fartknocker posted:

Hey!

Everybody's lookin' for somethin'
Somethin' to fill in the holes
We think a lot but don't talk much about it
'Till things get out of control, oh!

How do I know when it's gonk?
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
Oh! How does it feel when it's gonk?
It's just somethin' you feel together
When it's gonk

You look at every face in a crowd
Some shine and some keep you guessin'
Waiting for someone to come into focus
Teach you your final droid lesson
Ooh!

How do I know when it's gonk?
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
Oh! How does it feel when it's gonk?
It's just something you feel together

(Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's gonk
(Oh oh oh oh) You can feel it, yeah!
(Oh oh oh oh) Nothin's missin', yeah!

(Kloo Horn Solo)

(Oh oh oh oh) Yeah, you can feel it
(Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's gonk
(Oh oh oh oh) When nothin's missing, ow!

How do I know when it's gonk?
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
Ooh, how does it feel when it' gonk?
It's just something you feel together, hey!

How do I know when it's gonk?
I can't tell you but it lasts forever
When it's gonk
Ooh, when it's gonk
Hey! It'll last forever

(Na na na-ah na na)
When it's gonk
(Na na na-ah na na)
(Na na na-ah na na)
(Na na na-ah na na)
You and I, we're gonna feel this thing together
(Na na na-ah na na) (repeat to end)
When it's gonk, ooh
When it's gonk, baby
You can feel it, yeah!
We'll make it last forever
Ooh-ooh, when it's gonk
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

 Today’s a good day to gonk.

Gonk.

# ? May 5, 2021 00:36
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