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I’m going to gonk hard and then fall asleep during gonkball an completely ignore my in-gonks
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Gonna pass out so hard even Gonky himself couldn’t wake me.
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Icon Of Sin posted:Gonna pass out so hard even Gonky himself couldn’t wake me. How dare you doubt the power of Gonky! This heresy will not be tolerated, so help me Gonk!
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Nov 27, 2025 16:00
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i’m gonkful for gonks today
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Nov 27, 2025 19:12
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all gonked up don’t know what to do
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Nov 28, 2025 01:44
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almost gonkmas
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Dec 2, 2025 03:05
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Santa Gonk is coming to gonk
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the gonkler
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Gonkmas is coming! 
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Dec 7, 2025 19:12
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Gonky Claus
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Dec 8, 2025 05:12
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Do they still do that problematic Gonke Zweit character on Blue George Lucas' planet?
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they say it's tradition but honestly it's just an excuse to do gonkface
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Ohhh, the days of Gonkmas are soon upon us! We should make a list On the 12th day of Gonkmas, the Jawas stole from me:
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Dec 8, 2025 19:28
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Two weeks until Gonkmas Day
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it'll be lonely this gonkmas, without you to power miscellaneous items
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Dec 11, 2025 13:24
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Have you guys heard the one about the Gonk droid who had to appear in court He was charged with battery
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Gonk
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Dec 15, 2025 22:30
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‘Tis only one week from Gonkmas Eve
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Dec 17, 2025 13:21
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Gonkety gonk gonk Gonkety gonk gonk Look at Gonky go Gonkety gonk gonk Gonkety gonk gonk Gonking over the hills of snow
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Dec 18, 2025 15:20
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‘Tis Gonkmas Eve
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God Jul Gonk!
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Days of gonkmas In the last hour of Life Day, the Jawas sold to me: 12 droids gonking 11 R2s beeping 10 Jedi jumping 9 smugglers running 8(8) droids hunting 7 credit heists 6(6) orders given 5 HYPERLANES!!!!! 4 bootleg holos 3 Kessel runs 2 Sith Lords And 3PO as a deity!
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I am here for the gonk
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Dec 24, 2025 14:39
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That’s why I put 12 droids gonking, gotta maximize the gonk
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Dec 24, 2025 14:48
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it was gonkmas eve, and all through the sandcrawler...
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And miles to go before I gonk. And miles to go before I gonk.
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And I would gonk 500 times And I would gonk 500 more Just to be that droid who did 1000 gonks to charge batteries at your door
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I hope Santa Gonk doesn't get stuck in my chimney again, this year.
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Marsupial Ape posted:I hope Santa Gonk doesn't get stuck in my chimney again, this year. Stop hogging him, my batteries need charged too! 
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Dec 24, 2025 17:11
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The boys of the NYPD choir were gonking, 'Galway Bay'
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Gonk
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Gonking my way into the new year
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got my gonk eyed peas
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First gonk of the new year gonk
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happy gonk year everyone
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