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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

gonk

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced Love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could get the movie and watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn't matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn't see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn't matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I'm just seeing things and start bawling again.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Ror posted:

Not surprisingly, I gonk

I was just going to edit this down to “gonk”, but the places i cut text accidentally left this masterpiece.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Ror posted:

Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced Love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could get the movie and watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn't matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn't see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn't matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I'm just seeing things and start bawling again.

This dude gonks.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

nope just me lain


Is the gonk droid incapable of friendship?

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY

Stairmaster posted:

Is the gonk droid incapable of friendship?

On the contrary, gonk droids are doughty and loyal

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!

Pillbug

I let out a gonk as I draw my katana

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

evobatman posted:

I let out a gonk as I draw my lightsaber

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



gently caress I accidentally hit my gonk as I fumbled my lightsaber

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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M'gonk

*tips fedora*

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Ror posted:

Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced Love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could get the movie and watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn't matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn't see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn't matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I'm just seeing things and start bawling again.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Gonk

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Hunter called Gonky defective.

Friendship with Hunter ended. Echo is my new best friend now.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

:ninja: Gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Whom does the Gonk gonk for? It gonks for thee.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



I haven't done this in so long, I'm not sure I remember how. Well, here goes nothing:

Gonk

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






It made me smile in Star Wars: Squadrons when I could hear our good GONKing buddy doing his thing somewhere in the rebel hangar :unsmith:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.


People love Baby Yoda, so here's an idea: Tiny Gonk Droid.

A regular GNK...but half. Half-height, half-width, and here's the twist: DEEPER voice.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






JethroMcB posted:

People love Baby Yoda, so here's an idea: Tiny Gonk Droid.

A regular GNK...but half. Half-height, half-width, and here's the twist: DEEPER voice.

Now I’m seeing a baby GONK with the booming bass voice of the Cyclops from Subnautica :laffo:

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

gonk

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!



You know, I gonk, you gonk, he, she, me gonk. Gonk, gonking, we'll have the gonk, gonkorama. Gonkology, the study of gonk?

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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I take off and nothin' shoots me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, Boba, just how you feel
You got to roll with the Sarlacc and get to what's real

Ah, can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the tractor beam
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Might as well gonk
Go ahead and gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Ow, oh, hey, you
Who said that?
Boba, how you been?
You say you don't know
You won't know until you begin

So can't ya see me standing here
I got my back against the tractor beam
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Gonk!

Might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Get it in, gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk

Gonk!
Gonk!
Gonk!
Gonk!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Fuzz posted:

I take off and nothin' shoots me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, Boba, just how you feel
You got to roll with the Sarlacc and get to what's real

Ah, can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the tractor beam
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Might as well gonk
Go ahead and gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Ow, oh, hey, you
Who said that?
Boba, how you been?
You say you don't know
You won't know until you begin

So can't ya see me standing here
I got my back against the tractor beam
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Gonk!

Might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Get it in, gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk

Gonk!
Gonk!
Gonk!
Gonk!

Gonk yeah.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




And yet I do Gonk.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

I have gonked.

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito

College Slice

Fuzz posted:

Might as well gonk (Gonk!)

David Lee Gonk was much better than Sammy Hagonk.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

davebo posted:

David Lee Gonk was much better than Sammy Hagonk.

The best live version of the band was with Gonky Cherone.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Today’s Bad Batch gets two Gonks up.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Just let me Gonk, bro.

I do let you Gonk.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009



fartknocker posted:

Today’s Bad Batch gets two Gonks up.

I just hope Gonky's all right, though :ohdear:

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006


hoping this is a Gonk-centric episode, maybe some backstory

edit: it was gonk

Grandma Panic! fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Jul 31, 2021

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017



Gonking is actually bad imho

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Christ.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

Everything's purrfect!




Gonked for our sins, not for this bullshit.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

gonk

Barudak
May 7, 2007



I said
Gonk
Double up
Gonk Gonk

My converter don't want none
Unless the droid gonks hun

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Gonking is actually bad imho

:catstare:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Gonking is actually bad imho

Send this heretic to the spice mines of Kessel.

Gonk-4-Ever

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

I like to Gonk.

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