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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Gonk

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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



why were gonks programmed to feel pain in their feet?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Guys I think I have a gonk addiction.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



g0nk?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



KNOG

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Roth posted:



Who wants it!

GONK

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Who do I gotta gonk around here to get Gonked?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



G

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N

K

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpzEhl5UAw4

AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Aug 25, 2020

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007




mods?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Gonk when you drive by Vern Fonk.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Johnny Silvergonk: "Wake the Gonk up Samurai, we have a city to Gonk"

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Gonk 'em if you got 'em.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



GONKor calls for aid

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



you don't know what you have until it's gonk

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Fifty years ago we'd have you upside down with a loving GONK up your rear end.

I'm not a GONK that's what's so insane about this.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMY3QPReARw

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



to err is human to GONK is divine

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Ror posted:

I gotta get that gonk :henget:

I've been GONKing for months and I still haven't caught it

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



O GONK, hear my gonk, listen to my gonk for mercy; in your faithfulness and righteousness gonk to my relief.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Coeus posted:

Latest episode just confirmed what his name is and its Gonky!

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



fartknocker posted:

I’ve given this a lot of thought and consideration:

Gonk.

How have you not been renamed Gonknocker yet?

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Ror posted:

Oh my god I love the star wars gonk droid. Everyday I think of nothing but star wars gonk droid. This all began when I was a young lad. It was 1977, we were watching A New Hope at the theater. It was a very boring experience for me. I absolutely hated the movie. But then I saw gonk droid. I immediately sat up in my seat and clutched my popcorn, pushing as hard as I could on my lap. This was the first time I experienced Love as a child. When the movie was fully released, I begged on the floor in front of my mother, so I could get the movie and watch it again and see gonk droid. I love gonk droid. He is perfect in every way. His beautiful cubical shape, his small metal legs, his calm and reassuring voice. Years later, I got myself an Xbox 360, and purchased Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga. I soon discovered that I could pick gonk droid as a character. Not surprisingly, I picked him. After completing every level, I went through them all in Free Play as gonk droid. My love for gonk droid grew stronger every day. I could not focus at work because all I could think about was star wars gonk droid. I was then fired, but it didn't matter. All that matters in my life is star wars gonk droid. But then, one tragic day, my Xbox was struck with the red ring of death. I could not get it to work no matter what I did. My heart stopped immediately at the thought of not being with lego gonk droid anymore. I went to the store for a new Xbox, but I realized I had no money, as I was recently fired. That night, I stayed up crying because I couldn't see lego gonk droid. My wife divorced me because I cared more for gonk droid than her. She even took the kids- which didn't matter to me, of course; they were ungrateful little demons. Every day, when I look in the mirror some stranger threw below the bridge I live under, I see gonk droid standing next to me. A wide smile opens across my face, until I realize I'm just seeing things and start bawling again.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Just let me Gonk, bro.

I do let you Gonk.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



GONKs come from a can,
They were GONKed there by a man
In a factory downGONK
If I had my little GONK
I'd GONK GONKs every day
Sun-soakin' GONKs in the shade

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007




This needs to be added as an emote, stat.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



what is gonk but love persevering

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Gonk

AndyElusive fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Sep 3, 2021

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



'Cause I'm a G.N.K, I'm dynamite!
G.N.K, and I'll win the fight!
G.N.K, I'm a power load!
G.N.K, watch me explode!

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Гонк

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



01000111 01001111 01001110 01001011

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Cybergonk: 2077

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Gonk Hub

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Won't you take me to

GONKytown

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



It's those gonky gonk women
Gimme, gimme, gimme those gonky gonk blues

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



--. --- -. -.-

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



GONK the police comin' straight from the underground.

A Young Jawa got it bad 'cause I'm brown.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



And if you GONK long into an abyss, the abyss also GONKs into you

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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



You down with GNK (Yeah you know me)

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