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josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




did anyone say "original gonkster" yet?

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josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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100 gonks

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Stick a banging Gonk on it.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Aren't you a little short for a Jedi?

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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You get used to it. I don't even see the droid, I just see gonk, gonkette, gonkhead.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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what the gently caress

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




lol, you're too late! I've ingratiated myself with the gonk droids again via a charming emote!

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




GONK

I could be well moved if I were as you.
If I could pray to move, prayers would move me.
But I am constant as the northern star,
of whose true-fixed and resting quality
there is no fellow in the firmament.

The skies are painted with unnumbered sparks.
They are all fire and every one doth shine,
but there’s but one in all doth hold his place.
So in the world. 'Tis furnished well with men,
and men are flesh and blood, and apprehensive.

Yet in the number I know but one droid
that unassailable holds on his rank,
unshaked of motion. And that I am he.

Let me a little show it even in this:

Gonk.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




Real Gonkwives of Mos Eisley

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




GONK
My name is
GONK
My name is
GONK
My name is
Chika-chika
G-N-K

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

Why does everyone keep telling me that?




gonkposting

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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but if he comes through in these? homeboy's gonna, like, gonk it

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Cease to Hope posted:

it is impossible to fully control one's environment

what the gonk?!

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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CelticPredator posted:

Met gonk today




drat son, look at the gonk on that

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Icon Of Sin posted:

Quantum of gonk

Gonkum of solace

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Never Say Never A-gonk.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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fartknocker posted:

I was hoping someone would do something like this :cheers:

I specifically avoided that formulation because I knew someone would do something like this!

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Don't worry about me, Gettys! Don't worry about me! I'm Charles Foster Gonk!

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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josh04 posted:

Don't worry about me, Gettys! Don't worry about me! I'm Charles Foster Gonk!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR72_x1bvJo

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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G-

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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new lore just dropped

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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-ONK

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

How many gonks do I need to start a basic in-home crypto mine?

Invest in Gonkcoin, where every coin is backed by the screams of a single GNK droid being kept active and upside down in our giant mining rig in the Tatooine sands.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Then you're in the right place, the Gonkcoin megathread supports all investers in Gonk as their money heads to the forest moon!

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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you were the gonking droid,
empire employed,
partly humonooooid.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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I think it's pretty cruel that so many people roast an entire gonk droid and eat it, gotta say.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Crispy gonk feet are considered a delicacy in some regions.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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Gonksgiving? Thanksgonking?

Zefiel posted:

Can I get my Gonk gang tang now.

Let's find out :ohdear:

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josh04
Oct 19, 2008

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The system works!

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