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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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R2-D2 and C-3PO should have been a Gonk and a mouse droid.

edit: oh poo poo, this thread inspired me to check the box of star wars micro machines that I saved when I was cleaning out childhood poo poo at my parents. lo and behold, i found this short king.

Ror fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jul 8, 2020

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Roth posted:



Who wants it!

i would like to be gonked for glory

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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onk-gay

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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gonk rules everything around me
G.R.E.A.M.
get the gonk
gonk gonk gonk, y’all

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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In Through the Gonk Door

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Cease to Gonk posted:

gonk in place of another gonk, creating funny juxtaposition

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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gonk fishin’

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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wait, what does that spell?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Cease to Hope posted:

pain is the elemental impulse that drives one to change one's self or one's surroundings.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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oops i forgot to label my post NSFG

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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gonk droid would stomp on mouse droid

but mouse droid does make a good noise

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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fartknocker posted:

In the Court of the Crimson Gonk

a classic of the gonk rock genre

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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... super gonk method?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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gonk

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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i will only play Star Wars games that let me play as a gonk

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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fartknocker posted:

There’s a Gonk droid and if you click on it, it Gonks. I did this several times.

Also, Rebel pilots can have a mini Gonk figure in their cockpits. It’s entire description text is “Gonk. Gonk. Gonk.” This once again proves their fighters are superior.

Gonk.

oh drat, Gonk

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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GONK

GONK

LET IT ALL OUT

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Nix Panicus posted:

Is this where I go to say 'gonk'?

look into your heart

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I have nipples, Gonk, could you milk me?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I don't want this thread to die but at the end of its life I hope it is gonkmined

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Gee, ain't I a gonker?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Icon Of Sin posted:

In the Rebel hangar of Star Wars: Squadrons, you can hear our good buddy GONKing around somewhere nearby

It’s a comforting sound. I can’t go to sleep without my gonk noise machine.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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you live by the gonk you die by the gonk

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Roth posted:



Who wants it!

Gonk bless, may I have a gonk sir?

I have been gonking in the gonk thread for years, like my father before me and my gonkfather before him.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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idk I prefer the weird al version where he changes ‘gonk’ to ‘gonk’

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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gonk

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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They keep trying to amp up Kong and it's dumb because Godzilla would murder that monkey. But GONK? A battle for the ages.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I hope you don't have to buy variety packs, I want a stack of Gonks to use for the rest of my life

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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you see, this is a very wearying one, it's unpleasant to gonk. unrewarding.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Kesper North posted:

I see a red gonk and I want to paint it black

this is gonkism my friend, please accept all shades of gonk

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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gimme da gonkage

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Gonk's gonkin', dude.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Brute Squad posted:

send in the gonk

Isn't it rich?
Aren't you a gonk?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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speak GONK and enter

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I know gonksploitation films are really problematic but they're so entertaining.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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fartknocker posted:

Fans of Gonk should make a point to watch today’s new episode of The Bad Batch.

Is there a... bad gonk??

You want a nice droid but you need the bad gonk.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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you should never wake a sleepgonker

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I gotta get that gonk

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