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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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I didn't choose the gonk life; the gonk life chose me.

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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wikifeet.com/gonk

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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To gonk is to practice the noble code of chivalry, which is to be balanced only by the equally important code of courtly gonk.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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I'm gonking my hog.

I'm cranking my gonk.

I'm gonking my gonk.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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Oi, me n me mates gonna 'ead down to the bottle-o for a bottle of the ol' gonk and a pahk of dahts.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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-whispers- gonk

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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GONK ON

Apply directly to the gonkhead!

GONK ON

Apply directly to the gonkhead!

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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I took an oath to never stop gonking until Britney was free.

GNK me baby one more time.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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Fools... I have returned to your Earthrealm for a single purpose: gonk

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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g-gonk -blushes-

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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For I walk in the valley of [gonk], I shall [gonk] no [gonk].

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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Icon Of Sin posted:

Somehow nobody in Rocket League had taken the club tag GONK, but that is rectified as of today 😌

gonk?

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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Only a gonk deals in absolutes.

GONK

Fleet does the GONKing, MI does the GONKing.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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-whispers in a French accent- le gonk

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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i am permabanned poster gonkgonker69. i first started reading the scifi wifi when I was about 30, by 31 i got really obsessed with the concept of "gonk" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really GONK

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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Forgonk me father for I have GONK

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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Hey, kid. Yeah you, come ovah 'ere...

gonk

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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Top 10 things about this thread:

1. GONK
2. GONK
3. GONK
4. GONK
5. le gonk
6. GONK
7. GONK
8. gonk
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10. gonk

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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Hon hon hon, I em eh french gonque.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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All Gonks are beautiful... but is nothing sacred to these streaming services seeking to serve us up our own gonkstalgia on a steaming hot platter over and over again? Does this sound like a monologue from that guy in Mallrats?

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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Gonk transcends the good-evil binary. Gonk was here when the stars first coalesced from the will of the great force badger and will be here long after Paul's son terraforms Tatooine into a wormless paradise.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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-Taps microphone and leans in way too close- gonk

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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I choose... gonk

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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honk if you love gonk

gonk if you honk

gonk

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Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011
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I've gonked that far frontier, that place beyond our own sun.

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