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Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

The Hunt for Red Gonktober.

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Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

Russians don't take a gonk, son, without a plan.

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

"One minute, she was steady 400 meters off the bow, and the next, she was gone. And for a moment, I thought I heard..."

"Heard what?"

"I thought I heard gonking, sir."

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

"He gets to messing with yah kid, you can always ask him about Gonkeratti."

"Cobb, we don't have time for gonk stories, I was right in the middle of teaching Seaman Beaumont here the intricacies of modern sonar..."

"And I ain't Chief of the Gonk, I'm actually Sheena Queen of the Jungle..."

"Cobb, please..."

"Come on Cobb, tell me."

"Alright, fine, go ahead..."

"You see, Jonsey here is into music into a big way. He sees this boat as his own, private, stereo system. So he's got this piece of Gonkeratti-"

"Gonkanini."

"What?"

"It was Gonkanini."

"Look, this is my story-"

"Then tell it right Cobb. Gonkeratti was a Tenor. Gonkanini was a composer."

"So anyway, he's got this piece out in the water, he's listening to it on his headphones, and he's just happy as a clam. All of a sudden, all gonk breaks loose. There's a whole slew of boats out of San Diego-"

"Including one waaay hell out at Pearl!"

"Including one way the hell out at Pearl, all of a sudden they start hearing..."

"Gonkeratti!"

"Gonkeratti, coming out their asses!"

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending


Grimey Drawer

"We can go back! We can still go back! All we have to do is-"

"There will be no going back. Before we set sail, I sent a letter to Admiral Pedoran... In which I announced our intention, to defect."

"In the name of God, why?"

"When he reached the New World, Gonktez burned his feet. As a result, his men were quite motivated."

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