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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Gonk

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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



https://youtu.be/uNbKrHhtzBE

https://youtu.be/C5cyWkbXgEw

https://youtu.be/PU_XmPFh1Ro

Gonk

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.





Bad day for the market

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



:honk: but gonk.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.




Ban this filth.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Megillah Gorilla posted:

And now I can't unsee the seam across the centre of the droid looks like a South Park Canadian mouth.

drat you.

This is super cool though.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

 
 
 
 
 
 
                                                               gonk
 
 
 
 
 
 

goldmine

gonkmine

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



You can't report mod posts, but that's really annoying on mobile. Also 'gonk' would make for a funny probe reason.

E: this appears to be a problem with the app.

EE: gonk

Fantastic Foreskin fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Jun 18, 2020

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



knoG

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Gonk me!

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Can I have a swap then?

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Sally posted:

i only have buttons in Let's Play... so if you have a post there, link me. or post in the Dash Rendar Worship Thread.

I shan't betry Kyle Katarn. And I don't feel like digging up an LP post, I'll just bug Roth.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



*to the tune of YMCA*

G-O-N-K

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



If only I had the skills, I would make a version of Scatman John's 1995 smash hit "Scatman", but it would be Gonkman, and all of the scatting would be replaced with the Gonk sound, not autotuned or anything. But I don't, so... Just pretend I did that.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Gonk the roof off, we're gonna gonk the roof off the mother sucker
Gonk the roof off the sucker
Gonk the roof off, we're gonna gonk the roof off the mother sucker
Gonk the roof off the sucker
Gonk the roof off, we're gonna gonk the roof off the mother sucker
Gonk the roof off the sucker
Gonk the roof off, we're gonna gonk the roof off the mother sucker
Gonk the roof off the sucker

You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

We're gonna turn this mother out
We're gonna turn this mother out

You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round
You've got a real type of thing gonking down, gettin' down
There's a whole lot of rhythm gonking round

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
(Let us in, we'll turn this mother out)
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
(Let us in, we'll turn this mother out)
We gotta have that gonk

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

(We're gonna turn this mother out)
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
(We're gonna turn this mother out)
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk
(We're gonna turn this mother out)
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
(We're gonna turn this mother out)
Ow, we need the gonk
We gotta have that gonk

Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk
Ow, we need the gonk
(Let us in, we'll tear this mother out)
We gotta have that gonk
Ow, we want the gonk
Give up the gonk

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Calvin's Factory Second Gonk Droids. We got ganks, we got genks, we even have a gamk. Come down to Calvin's Factory Second Gonk Droids, with prices so low you won't gonking believe it.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Who put the gonk in the gonkalonkalonk?

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Gonk'er? I hardly even...

Well I guess I could gonk'er.

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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



I haven't done this in so long, I'm not sure I remember how. Well, here goes nothing:

Gonk

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