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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Hi I like Gonk and he is my friend.

Finally a gang tag that's worth actually having.

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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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WET


rear end


GONK

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Napoleon Nelson posted:

The Lego Advent calendar has a snowman Gonk!



IT DOESN'T SNOW ON KASHYYYK!

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Forrest Gonk

Gonk? I love gonk. You can sautee it...

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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TK-42-1 posted:

i’d honestly love to know what a gonk droid did to warrant torture. i mean they just gonk around

Those twi'lek dancers couldn't keep their lekku off it. Can you blame them?

Jabba got jealous.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Roth posted:



Who wants it!

GONK.

(yes please!)

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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I used to be a GONK like you, until I took a burner in the feet.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Gonk sat alone in the endless dark
Totally soundless except for its "GONK!"
Stars flowed right past Gonk's chips
It totally confused all the passing ships

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Gonk lingered last in line for limbs
But the pair it got were no slouch in the gym
Flexy things with cute feet and toes
Is Gonk wearing sandals or what are those?

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Gonk was floating lonely and needing a shove
Gonk slipped on a mousedroid and tumbled into love
Gonk spent it's time doing all the spreadsheets
And life flew along at hyperspace speeds

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Is this Gonk out of my head?
Oh hell no!
Is this Gonk out of my head?
Oh hell no!
Is this Gonk out of my head?
Oh hell no!

Is this Gonk out of my head?

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Kesper North posted:

Good evening. I am Walter Gonkite

Good night, and Gonk luck.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Gonk, you fools!

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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It's Gonk over, man! Gonk over!

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Linux Pirate posted:

I mean really, who are you gonna trust with your moister evaporators?

This dude?



or this chump?


Don't GONK shame.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Linux Pirate posted:

Sorry, I GONK'd out of line

GONK through the heart, and you're to blame. You give GONK a bad name.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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So I'm an old and incompetent goon, how do I get one of those GONK tags added to my avatar?

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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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A long time ago
In an IRC chat far, far away

A goon made an audio sample in honor of fellow goon, Gonkish.

Here is that sample. (that is actually Gonkish making the Gonk sounds)


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381090434539061252/849681725125820436/Jeff_W_-_Gonkmeg_2003.mp3

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