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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Hi I like Gonk and he is my friend.

Finally a gang tag that's worth actually having.

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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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WET


rear end


GONK

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Napoleon Nelson posted:

The Lego Advent calendar has a snowman Gonk!



IT DOESN'T SNOW ON KASHYYYK!

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Forrest Gonk

Gonk? I love gonk. You can sautee it...

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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TK-42-1 posted:

i’d honestly love to know what a gonk droid did to warrant torture. i mean they just gonk around

Those twi'lek dancers couldn't keep their lekku off it. Can you blame them?

Jabba got jealous.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Roth posted:



Who wants it!

GONK.

(yes please!)

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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I used to be a GONK like you, until I took a burner in the feet.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Gonk sat alone in the endless dark
Totally soundless except for its "GONK!"
Stars flowed right past Gonk's chips
It totally confused all the passing ships

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Gonk lingered last in line for limbs
But the pair it got were no slouch in the gym
Flexy things with cute feet and toes
Is Gonk wearing sandals or what are those?

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Gonk was floating lonely and needing a shove
Gonk slipped on a mousedroid and tumbled into love
Gonk spent it's time doing all the spreadsheets
And life flew along at hyperspace speeds

It's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's in the void
It's Gonk, it's Gonk, it's Gonk
It's the best droid

Is this Gonk out of my head?
Oh hell no!
Is this Gonk out of my head?
Oh hell no!
Is this Gonk out of my head?
Oh hell no!

Is this Gonk out of my head?

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Kesper North posted:

Good evening. I am Walter Gonkite

Good night, and Gonk luck.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Gonk, you fools!

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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It's Gonk over, man! Gonk over!

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Linux Pirate posted:

I mean really, who are you gonna trust with your moister evaporators?

This dude?



or this chump?


Don't GONK shame.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Linux Pirate posted:

Sorry, I GONK'd out of line

GONK through the heart, and you're to blame. You give GONK a bad name.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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So I'm an old and incompetent goon, how do I get one of those GONK tags added to my avatar?

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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A long time ago
In an IRC chat far, far away

A goon made an audio sample in honor of fellow goon, Gonkish.

Here is that sample. (that is actually Gonkish making the Gonk sounds)


https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381090434539061252/849681725125820436/Jeff_W_-_Gonkmeg_2003.mp3

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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M'gonk

*tips fedora*

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Hunter called Gonky defective.

Friendship with Hunter ended. Echo is my new best friend now.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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I take off and nothin' shoots me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, Boba, just how you feel
You got to roll with the Sarlacc and get to what's real

Ah, can't you see me standin' here
I got my back against the tractor beam
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Might as well gonk
Go ahead and gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Ow, oh, hey, you
Who said that?
Boba, how you been?
You say you don't know
You won't know until you begin

So can't ya see me standing here
I got my back against the tractor beam
I ain't the worst that you've seen
Ah, can't you see what I mean?

Ah, might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Gonk!

Might as well gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk
Get it in, gonk (Gonk!)
Go ahead and gonk

Gonk!
Gonk!
Gonk!
Gonk!

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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https://imgur.com/Nnp6RIg

I find the lack of "GONK!" disturbing.

Fuzz fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Aug 14, 2021

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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50 Gonk

2 Gonk Crew

Gonky-G

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Gimme, gimme, gimme the honkygonk blues

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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TK-42-1 posted:

it’s been

one gonk since you looked at me

One week since you GONK!ed at me. :colbert:

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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From Ruusan with Gonk
The Gonk who Loved Me
For Your Gonk Only
You Only Gonk Twice
Gonks are Forever
Thundergonk
Live and Let Gonk
The Living Gonklights
Gonk Royale
Gonkfall
Octagonky

Fuzz fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Sep 30, 2021

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Tomorrow Never Gonks
On Her Gonkesty's Secret Service
A View to a Gonk

Gonk Another Day

No Time to Gonk

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Badass Mothergonker

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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SON OF JOR-EL, KNEEL BEFORE GONK.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Sometimes you feel like a GONK!. Sometimes you don't.
GNK droids go GONK! Jerks don't.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Alas, poor Gonk, I GONKed it well.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Gimme gimme gimme the Gonky Gonk blues.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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No, because you're a loving war criminal.



EDIT: The Fedora full of brains was a good touch.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Rudeboy Detective posted:

Top 10 things about this thread:

1. GONK
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4. GONK
5. le gonk
6. GONK
7. GONK
8. gonk
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10. gonk

Remember to slap that bell. Like and subscribe.

It's Le Gonque, you philistine.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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The real question: does long Gonk have 6 or 8 legs?


Spider-Gonk, Spider-Gonk
Friendly GNK Spider-Gonk
Walks around, says loud GONK!s
Oftentimes, points out :stonks:
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Gonk

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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AndyElusive posted:

New Year, Same Gonk.

Is it, though?



TALLGONK, LONGGONK... GONKS OF ALL SIZES.

Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Zefiel posted:

That Gonk in Amy Sedaris' space hot rod garage, the one with a clear top, it's like a jukebox had an intense night with a Gonk in the middle of the early 00's clear electronics craze and they had a baby and I saw the baby and the baby gonked at me

... did you gonk back?

Don't leave us hanging, man!

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Fuzz
Jun 2, 2003

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Ror posted:

A gonk would never have such an exposed heart though, it's a much safer droid choice. We all know that the only weakness of a gonk is if you can burn their little feetsies and I don't think Obi-Wan would have found that opening in their fight.

I dunno, he managed it in his fight with Anakin, so...

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