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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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I took my power droid in for maintenance last week, the mechanic on duty said he was "Looking more like a GUNK droid." He's a utility unit, not a protocol model or something, I'm not going to waste time scrubbing this thing daily. I absolutely hate dealing with the guys at Jiffy Droid.

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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IMPOSTOR! SEIZE HIM!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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I love Gonk, GONK my rear end up

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Gonk Baby Gonk

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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The Gonks Must Be Crazy
Children of a Lesser Gonk

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

What's the name of that trash can robot from star wars? I love that guy.

That prissy little diva R2-D2?

Showboat. He lacks the quiet dignity of a GNK.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Whoever wins...we win.

(Because there's a 400 foot tall GNK involved. And it's going to win.)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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holy poo poo

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Industrial Automaton will gonk no droid before its time

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH the Corporate...Sectordroids. That have always been, celebrated, for their gonkellence there is a...Mid-Rim gonk by Industrial Automagonk; inspired by that Corsec excellence...

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Nothing is gonked here, man!

("Sheev Palpatine's Galactic Achievers")

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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People love Baby Yoda, so here's an idea: Tiny Gonk Droid.

A regular GNK...but half. Half-height, half-width, and here's the twist: DEEPER voice.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Cleans up nicely

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Watching Luke with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The GONK would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and chop his hand off, or say it was too busy to take him to Toschi Station. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this GONK, this machine, was the only one who measured up.

In an insane galaxy, it was the sanest choice.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Thinking about a GONK standing by a bowl of porridge, simply appreciating it

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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mods please change thread title to this image (full-size)

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Ror posted:

Before anyone gets any power we have to go around the table and everyone say what you’re gonkful for this year.

Power Converters, which are plentiful throughout Imperial space, despite the supply chain disruptions caused by the ongoing conflict.

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

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Just be careful if this is your first attempt at frying a whole gonk

That droid in Jabba's palace was WAY off in his attempt, FYI

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