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dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

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Remember when Finn went into a coma and nobody force healed him. He didn't even wake up until they were losing the war.

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dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

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I mean, he was a senator, if you wanna know what his d&b look like just become an intern.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

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Here's my pitch for Star Wars (the tenth star wars will be called Star Wars) by JJ Abrams

A mysterious lightning cloud opens above Tattooine, a massive ship exits and sits in orbit.
A young man, played by Chris Pine is tending a moisture farm, he notices the crazy stuff. A small ship seems to escape from all the hubbub and is heading straight for him AHHH.

Chris Pine runs (this is the first of many running sequences) away thinking it's going to crash. He hides behind some dumb space poo poo.

And hears nothing

He looks up, an old woman is standing there, holding a stupid staff.

"Luke Skywalker, my name is Rey, I've come from the future to save the universe and I need your help"

And also Obi Wan is played by Bones. I can't remember the actor's name at the moment. Zachary Quinto is Han Solo.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

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Palpatine, much like herpes, will always return.

And Palpatine has herpes as well.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

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I literally can't tell the difference between that and any other lightsaber.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

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Rose coulda become the rocketeer instead of rocketeer girl.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

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Rose: Listen Finn, I have something to tell you. Something that may shock you!

Rose: I'm Zorii Bliss

Finn: zoriwho?

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dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

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Star War has been outlawed, all territorial disputes are now decided by gladiatorial combat between two massive fighting machines.

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