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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I want a pair of stockings which will never get a hole in them

# ? Jan 22, 2020 08:09

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selan dyin

I wanna talk to animals like eliza thornberry but i do not want the monkey

# ? Jan 22, 2020 08:27

City of Glompton

i wish that all my threads had the sunglasses tag retroactively applied

I wish i had a real gobstopper

# ? Jan 22, 2020 08:31

Escape From Noise

I wish for unlimited wishes! Boom!

# ? Jan 22, 2020 11:39

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I wish for unlimited wishes! Boom!

# ? Jan 22, 2020 11:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

I wish I knew a real unicorn, who was my friend and we could go on adventures

# ? Jan 22, 2020 15:08

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

i wish i was a little bit taller. i wish i was a baller

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? Jan 22, 2020 16:17

Heather Papps: hello friend

owlhawk911 posted:

i wish i was a little bit taller. i wish i was a baller

Wish you had a girl. I'd call her! :evilbuddy:

# ? Jan 22, 2020 16:20

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Heather Papps posted:

Wish you had a girl. I'd call her!

i wish that together you can find the kind of lasting happiness that eluded us

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# ? Jan 22, 2020 16:33

biosterous

i wish i wasn't sick!

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he/him

# ? Jan 22, 2020 17:59

Brute Squad: Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

I wish I could get my poo poo done.

# ? Jan 22, 2020 18:56

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

i wish the world would be more like byob

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Jan 22, 2020 19:01

Heather Papps: hello friend

pixaal posted:

i wish the world would be more like byob

# ? Jan 22, 2020 19:16

biosterous

pixaal posted:

i wish the world would be more like byob

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he/him

# ? Jan 22, 2020 19:43

Goons Are Gifts

pixaal posted:

i wish the world would be more like byob

# ? Jan 22, 2020 20:57

xcheopis

Chewbecca posted:

I want a pair of stockings which will never get a hole in them

One of my life goals was to obtain a position where I didn't have to where the loving things ever again, ever ever ever. Thankfully, I'm now old and partially disabled, so I can where SAS shoes and socks instead. Success!

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Jan 22, 2020 21:15

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i wish it was time to go home already!!!

pixaal posted:

i wish the world would be more like byob

qft

# ? Jan 22, 2020 22:54

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I already got all my wishes. I'm good.

# ? Jan 23, 2020 00:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I wish for a handful of poo poo :pray:

# ? Jan 23, 2020 01:34

Robot Made of Meat

I want a nice boyfriend who's nice.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 23, 2020 03:49

Escape From Noise

prepuce repurposed posted:

I wish for a handful of poo poo

# ? Jan 23, 2020 04:19

Mummy Napkin

I wish to eat as many oreos as I want and not gain weight

# ? Jan 23, 2020 04:44

City of Glompton

Mummy Napkin posted:

I wish to eat as many oreos as I want and not gain weight

# ? Jan 23, 2020 04:45

Winifred Madgers

I wish to have all my debt paid off by a mysterious benefactor

# ? Jan 23, 2020 04:49

xcheopis

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

I wish to have all my debt paid off by a mysterious benefactor

# ? Jan 23, 2020 04:55

fartzilla: how disgusting

i wish that bill gates had been a chimpanzee this whole time and everyone just kind of went along with it

# ? Jan 23, 2020 05:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I wish I didn't poo poo in one hand.

On the other hand I wish everyone who is sick this flu season gets better fast.

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# ? Jan 23, 2020 05:33

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Mummy Napkin posted:

I wish to eat as many oreos as I want and not gain weight

monkey's paw: remaining rail thin, you excrete cream filling from every pore at all times

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 05:51

xcheopis

owlhawk911 posted:

monkey's paw: remaining rail thin, you excrete cream filling from every pore at all times

That'll spice up the ol' sex life!

# ? Jan 23, 2020 05:59

Escape From Noise

owlhawk911 posted:

monkey's paw: remaining rail thin, you excrete cream filling from every pore at all times

This seems like a side benefit though.

# ? Jan 23, 2020 06:02

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

I just wish my IBS would stop preventing me from going out

# ? Jan 23, 2020 10:22

Mummy Napkin

owlhawk911 posted:

monkey's paw: remaining rail thin, you excrete cream filling from every pore at all times

but I already do that though

# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:31

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I wish everyone in this thread gets 3 more wishes.

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# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

I wish I may I wish I might ask to borrow, from u, a light?

My bic is dead.

# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:19

fartzilla: how disgusting

all this sorcery and magic is evil and against the natural order of things

I wish that nobody had any wishes

# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:58

Professor of Cats

I wish I could eat sushi 24/7

# ? Jan 23, 2020 17:18

cda: by Hand Knit

I wish that wishes would never come true

# ? Jan 23, 2020 18:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

cda posted:

I wish that wishes would come true

# ? Jan 23, 2020 18:32

FluffieDuckie

pixaal posted:

i wish the world would be more like byob

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkgkThdzX-8

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Jan 23, 2020 21:00

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ulvir

i wish i could lose my dad bod without actually doing anything

# ? Jan 23, 2020 21:34

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