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what the gently caress, this poo poo is so toxic. It's your cliche "nice girl changing a bad boy" lol that all the woke bae queens are into it. Not problematic at all nope.
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rey shoulda ditched kylo and shacked up w/ poe and finn like in all that fanart but disney are cowards so it couldn’t happen
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Actually Reylos are mostly women so if you think they’re weird, psychotic, they have the brains of a child, they’re pathetic, etc, it’s actually because you hate women.
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Rey's only social interaction while growing up is an alien simon pegg unless theres a vibrant dating scene on jakku she totally would fall for someone like Kylo Ren and try to save him, i feel robbed that we didnt get to see them to have that toxic relationship while finn simps in the corner i will be posting all seventy chapters of my reylo fanfic shortly
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Nothing like fantasizing about some cousins fuckin to get me through my lovely existence.
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I take issue with horny Jedi, as it's how this whole drat mess got started in the first place.
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Can you really make fan art and fan fiction of what is already fan fiction? You'd be stealing JJ's OCs.
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my lady friend who is crazy into reylo (and also posts a lot about creepo scrubs hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride trying to holla at her (an experience I don't discount at all)) also thought John Boyega liking the pipe laying post was gross question is does he get to swoop though to use a slightly less horny term
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C-Euro posted:I take issue with horny Jedi, as it's how this whole drat mess got started in the first place. "I just committed and act of genocide" "Let's gently caress"
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Actually Reylos are mostly women so if you think they’re weird, psychotic, they have the brains of a child, they’re pathetic, etc, it’s actually because you hate women. which is weird cuz it sounds like something incels should be into a white male with toxic masculinity forcing his pairing upon a white woman by offering her white imperial power my man Finn carrying a printer for her and everyone complains "SHE DOESN'T OWE HIM ANYTHING OKAY" but yes let's force this Reylo thing
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Alan Smithee posted:which is weird cuz it sounds like something incels should be into Incels aren’t “into” romantic catharsis because they can’t relate to it
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I'm Rey. Rey who? Rey....lo is canon and we all have to live with that now ![]()
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Alan Smithee posted:what the gently caress, this poo poo is so toxic. It's your cliche "nice girl changing a bad boy" Zane fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Jan 22, 2020 |
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There are also a lot of women who hate it, sort of like the most vocal people about hating twilight were also women
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Still think Rey should've gone evil in TLJ after the throne room scene and the rest of the movie is Kylo Ren coming to grips with her decision. Then RoS is about Kylo taking down evil Rey and redeeming himself to become a true Skywalker Jedi.
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Rey is extremely angry at all times and was probably on the dark side the whole time tbh.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Actually Reylos are mostly women so if you think they’re weird, psychotic, they have the brains of a child, they’re pathetic, etc, it’s actually because you hate women. Yeah, it's this sort of lack of solidarity with the women and POC fan communities that has made the Disney trilogy a CHUD win and is going to seriously hamper Disneys efforts to save our culture from evil.
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The Star Wars Discourse
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the bigger problem that jeopardizes their relationship is that hes dead imo
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though tbh i was kinda expecting them to make out because terrible romantic decisions are integral to star wars
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Yeah, if they wanted Reylo to be a thing they probably shouldn't have had him you know slaughtering villages/being okay with destroying entire star systems/killing his father and being a fascist. Or you know actually tried to sell Ben Solo as a thing separate from all that for more than like the end of the last movie. Honestly the shippers are fine, but it was a thing I was strongly predisposed to hate as an actual thing within the movies and Disney did nothing to make it feel less like 'Time to get with the fascist to fix him.'
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U-DO Burger posted:the bigger problem that jeopardizes their relationship is that hes dead imo Star Trek has established that you can have sex with ghosts so I dont see why this should be any different
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so now that Ben is a ghost can he be the ultimate voyeur
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Rey being sexually attracted to a genocidal maniac who tortured her, murdered his own father and nearly murdered her best friend is honestly the only interesting thing about her.
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"it's the end of the trilogy and daisy ridley says she's done with our poo poo, time to have her kiss someone. let's have her smooch up kylo." "what, no, that's hosed up. look, finn's in a position to have feelings for her, can't we do that?" "lol are you loving out of your mind, we can't have a black man kissing her, the ahhhh international market won't like it. just do it. look, it's so easy:" *mashes rey and kylo dolls together* "'rey, kiss me. kiss my lips.' 'no! you are a jerk! i won't!' 'but rey, look, i have turned against the emperor and saved you! and i am dying!' 'oh ben! ben!'" *making smooching noises now*
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The "international market" Is a real thing, but also it is used so much now to justify casually racist and homophobic content Ahhhh you know!!! The Chinese hate black people so they've got to suck in movies. Sorry!!! Dang those Chinese!!!!!!!
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Tiberius Christ posted:Rey's only social interaction while growing up is an alien simon pegg unless theres a vibrant dating scene on jakku she totally would fall for someone like Kylo Ren and try to save him, i feel robbed that we didnt get to see them to have that toxic relationship while finn simps in the corner
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skasion posted:Incels aren’t “into” romantic catharsis because they can’t relate to it Yeah but he died and incels/volcels/braibcels/darkcels/blackpillers can Relate to that
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when they kissed in the theater i was at some kids behind me were like "yoooooooooooo they cousins"
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He's by far the least hunky of the main cast, I don't get it.
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Gorelab posted:Yeah, if they wanted Reylo to be a thing they probably shouldn't have had him you know slaughtering villages/being okay with destroying entire star systems/killing his father and being a fascist. Or you know actually tried to sell Ben Solo as a thing separate from all that for more than like the end of the last movie. i like the idea of Rey going against the other cast (& half the audience) to save him for her own maybe selfish reasons. i think I might be a fuckin Reylo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DclkIJ2_IAQ
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Fsmhunk posted:He's by far the least hunky of the main cast, I don't get it. His mantits are so huge. Not like, bulgy, but broad. They're like super star destroyers. I don't even like boys but adam driver is just such a large man when he has his pants pulled up to his fourth pair of ribs.
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https://twitter.com/screenrant/status/1234542163490373632?s=20
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it is weird to get all moralizing about space wizard fantasies. we do not generally call people who think darth vader kicks rear end closet fascists!
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e: dunno how this posted ended up in this thread, thanks awful.app
Cease to Hope fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Mar 3, 2020 |
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Cease to Hope posted:we do not generally call people who think darth vader kicks rear end closet fascists!
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Saint Drogo posted:i have very bad news about the internet it's still weird as poo poo
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Not-step siblings share a NON-romantic kiss then platonic gently caress
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# ? Feb 17, 2025 14:27 |
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they really should have gone with stormpilot
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