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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:"it's the end of the trilogy and daisy ridley says she's done with our poo poo, time to have her kiss someone. let's have her smooch up kylo." rey and finn doesnt work because finn's chemistry with poe is too strong
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reylo reylo daylight come and me wanna go home
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Hodgepodge posted:rey and finn doesnt work because finn's chemistry with poe is too strong Variety posted:"Personally, I kind of hoped and wished that maybe that would have been taken further in the other films, but I don't have control over that," Isaac told Variety. [...] "It seemed like a natural progression, but sadly enough it's a time when people are too afraid, I think, of… I don't know what," he said of a potential relationship between Poe and Finn, adding, "But if they would've been boyfriends, that would have been fun." finn & poe belonged together
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My OTP
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What's an example of a "woke bae queen" , OP?
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they like touch hands or whatever once and then he dies. not much of a relationship!
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https://twitter.com/eedrk/status/1235394836531838983
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https://twitter.com/greenshrt_/status/1235389863853056000
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i mean that's what the Death Star was lmao at our one ball having emperor
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To be fair, I can honestly see Palpatine as being asexual. To him, power and control get his rocks off. Hell, he might have gotten so dark side intense that he basically shunted any physical part of the pleasure into just more dopamine production. Also yeah, the kiss was supposedly one 'of gratitude.' You know what would have been as just as intimate exchange in that vein? If they'd touched foreheads with their eyes closed. No kiss required. Man, writing movies is easy, where do I pick up my first billion dollars?
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It's funny that Disney made a movie that implied Sheev fucks then when everyone started pointing it out some suits got all "oh no ![]() But it's too late. The truth is out.
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Kamino more like Kuminmeno
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Mooey Cow posted:It's funny that Disney made a movie that implied Sheev fucks then when everyone started pointing it out some suits got all "oh no it looks like every piece of ancillary matter since tros has been https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656 made manifest
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Kylo should have had a sister named Ka.
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Kesper North posted:Kylo should have had a sister named Ka. now that would rhyme like poetry.
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Pick posted:The "international market" Is a real thing, but also it is used so much now to justify casually racist and homophobic content It's funny because Black Panther made more money than star wars in China
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the homophobia and racists that disney is worried about offending are americans, not some hypothetical perfidious foreigner
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nah numerically they're chinese. it doesn't have to be weird, morally no country has the high ground here.
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Saint Drogo posted:now you bring it up I'm amazed that wasn't Rey's secret. sooooloreykasolotedooooooo
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Incels don't like Kylo because they don't like characters with pathos in general. They like Leonidas from 300 and Nolan Batman characters, uncomplicated balls of masculine violence.Saint Drogo posted:nah numerically they're chinese. it doesn't have to be weird, morally no country has the high ground here. Star Wars makes pennies in China, if Disney was making creative interventions based on the China market that's just a declaration that the mouse can't do math, which is way more far fetched than any other claim in thread.
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Tulip posted:Star Wars makes pennies in China, if Disney was making creative interventions based on the China market that's just a declaration that the mouse can't do math, which is way more far fetched than any other claim in thread. "our $4billion franchise is lagging in the world's biggest market. the numbers guys say give up and leave in all that poo poo their censors hate, who cares?"
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Tulip posted:Incels don't like Kylo because they don't like characters with pathos in general. They like Leonidas from 300 and Nolan Batman characters, uncomplicated balls of masculine violence. I think that’s more of general male attitude, the incels I’ve encountered recently are too self pitying and insecure to value anything that’s not pornography or infantilized slice of life anime. They’re like too far degraded to value that fantasy image anymore and either want revenge for anybody who ever told them it was possible or just watch the perfect plastic lives of their anime dolls. I assume they don’t like kylo since he’s an obvious blunt comment on the insecurity they whine about all day on their various loser feeds.
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They're two young attractive people. Well, one attractive young woman and one young good male actor. Nothing wrong with getting horney and wanting their characters to get it on. Kylo's got a lower body count than Luke or Lando or Poe, so on a sliding scale of evil he's probably not too bad. He did try to emotionally manipulate her though, which is a big red flag
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he helped blow up multiple planets
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Both sides
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He kill he own dad.
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When focus testing said Adam Driver's chest was attractive, the writers failed to notice that they meant in a gravitational sense.
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Wider Ben theory.
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indigi posted:he helped blow up multiple planets He wasn't even around when they fired the thing. There's a shot of him watching the laser fly past and it's clear he's nowhere close to the point of origin
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2house2fly posted:He wasn't even around when they fired the thing. There's a shot of him watching the laser fly past and it's clear he's nowhere close to the point of origin By JJ's sense of geometry he's probably supposed to be standing right behind Hux.
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Chomp8645 posted:Wider Ben theory.
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2house2fly posted:He wasn't even around when they fired the thing. There's a shot of him watching the laser fly past and it's clear he's nowhere close to the point of origin by that same token the Emperor is blameless Hitler never fired a shot you see
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Kylo isn't in charge. I'm not sure there's even anything to suggest he's involved with Starkiller at all; in the first movie he's all about tracking down Luke Skywalker for Snoke. What did he do to "help"
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Glad we have a film expert here to break this down
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I'm no expert, just an ordinary horny genius
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In Ep 4 Vader obviously had authority but reported straight to the Emperor and was outside the traditional command structure, while Tarkin was the military head honcho directing everything. So in Ep 7 obviously Kylo has authority but reports directly to Snoke and is outside the traditional command structure, while Hux is the military head honcho directing everything. This is because JJ Abrams is an unoriginal hack.
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Chomp8645 posted:He kill he own dad. a boomer who craved death
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Hodgepodge posted:a boomer who craved death eh can't argue with that
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:I assume they don’t like kylo since he’s an obvious blunt comment on the insecurity they whine about all day on their various loser feeds. Intentional or not, I always felt that was great meta-commentary. It was said that when playing Star Wars, whether on the playground or with adults in a D20 system, or whatever, no one wanted to be Luke Skywalker, the traditional noble hero who accomplishes all the big important stuff, oh no, they want to be Darth Vader, because Vader is COOL, and BADASS, and he takes no crap, and its an immature mind that thinks the ability to choke someone to death with their mind because they're annoyed at the chokee is an incredible power fantasy. Kylo Ren was exactly what would happen if all these oblivious Vader fanboys actually got a chance to try and be like Vader.
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I like Kylo as a character, but I still find Rylo in a weird place where it's both boring but also 'don't date space nazis'.
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