Breakfast Thread Mk 2: there was a banana in my yognola

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Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

rotor posted:

Imagine a bagel. Now imagine a bagel with salt on it. That's a salt bagel, and it tastes great.

that's it? sounds good

# ? Jan 28, 2020 00:59

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 13:52

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

the simplest things often taste best.

full disclosure: you can deffo get people goin way to hard with the salt, so be on your guard and know that you can always brush some off

# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:01

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

a salt bagel is basically a round pretzel

# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:04

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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DELETE CASCADE posted:

a salt bagel is basically a round pretzel

# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:09

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

DELETE CASCADE posted:

a salt bagel is basically a round pretzel

pretzels are just salt bagels baked by cliff stoll

# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:09

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Shaggar posted:

idk what a salt bagel even is

like drinking a glass of seawater

# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:12

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

DELETE CASCADE posted:

a salt bagel is basically a round pretzel

a round, soft pretzel, kinda i guess

# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:16

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Jonny 290 posted:

pretzels are just salt bagels baked by cliff stoll

# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:16

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

salt bagels are donuts with salt instead of sugar

# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:18

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

President Beep posted:

woah! some hot sauce with this breakfast. muy caliente!

chipotle tabasco is super good on homemade mcmuffins

# ? Jan 28, 2020 01:21

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

i'm gonna make salt bagels with fleur de sel

# ? Jan 28, 2020 04:49

distortion park: Apr 25, 2011

I've started having plant milk instead of cow milk with cereal, my favourite is oat milk. Almond and soy milk are the most popular, but imo the taste is a bit off.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 08:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

almond milk is bad in numerous ways. i hate it!

# ? Jan 28, 2020 10:43

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

now I want a bagel :saddowns:

# ? Jan 28, 2020 10:47

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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pointsofdata posted:

I've started having plant milk instead of cow milk with cereal, my favourite is oat milk. Almond and soy milk are the most popular, but imo the taste is a bit off.

oat milk is very needs-suiting

# ? Jan 28, 2020 12:42

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

it ain't milk it's juice

# ? Jan 28, 2020 14:43

Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

oat puree

# ? Jan 28, 2020 14:43

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

yeah its not even juice its litterrally oat slurry.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 14:48

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

oats is plants with milk inside.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 15:00

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

what should I get for breakfast today, folks?

# ? Jan 28, 2020 15:02

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

aside from psychiatric meds

# ? Jan 28, 2020 15:02

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Silver Alicorn posted:

aside from psychiatric meds

idk op. that's where i stopped.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 15:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

probably coffee. idk.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 15:08

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

Butcher posted:

check out this breakfast

milk in a bag lol

# ? Jan 28, 2020 18:27

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I got a muffin and a latte

# ? Jan 28, 2020 18:53

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i got a pretzel bagel which is basically a salt bagel with less salt and it's good and also i got coffee

# ? Jan 28, 2020 19:17

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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we breathin'
we dyin'

Bloody posted:

it ain't milk it's juice

milk deez oats

# ? Jan 28, 2020 19:23

distortion park: Apr 25, 2011

Bloody posted:

it ain't milk it's juice

big dairy's propaganda has taken another victim

# ? Jan 28, 2020 20:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

how is jerry not in on this

# ? Jan 28, 2020 21:04

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Displeased Moo Cow posted:

I had nothing for breakfast today

unless you count ice cold water.

# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:19

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

it�s important when ordering a breakfast sandwich somewhere new that you figure out if they fry the egg on a griddle or in a pan [good] vs. microwave them [bad and wrong and you should order something else]

# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:22

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

i ate a selection of vegetables and other delectables op

# ? Jan 28, 2020 22:23

Quebec Bagnet: Apr 28, 2009; mess with the honk
you get the bonk; Lipstick Apathy

Bloody posted:

it ain't milk it's juice

in canada they call it "oat beverage". really makes you think.

# ? Feb 3, 2020 05:24

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

the Russians call it a pencil

# ? Feb 3, 2020 07:56

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

chmods please posted:

really makes you think.

i wish ppl would stop assuming this about me

# ? Feb 3, 2020 14:33

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

today i had unsweetened iced tea with bit of lemon juice and a coffee mug filled with trader joes brand honey nut cheerio knockoff cereal.

# ? Feb 3, 2020 18:57

Raluek: Nov 3, 2006; WUT.

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

today i had unsweetened iced tea with bit of lemon juice and a coffee mug filled with trader joes brand honey nut cheerio knockoff cereal.

Joes o�s are not a pos. I like their triple berry o�s better than the Cheerios version

# ? Feb 3, 2020 19:05

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

moved to a new office and they splashed out for breakfast so i got a fritatta and bacon and a bunch of pineapple and some weird bun i haven't tried yet, probably wont.

# ? Feb 3, 2020 20:12

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

diet snapple, peach, 20 ounces

# ? Feb 3, 2020 20:33

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 13:52

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Raluek posted:

Joes o�s are not a pos. I like their triple berry o�s better than the Cheerios version

more like bozos because they are clown food

# ? Feb 3, 2020 21:47

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