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Zoesdare
Sep 24, 2005

Still floofin

I'm an illustrator working with a poet friend of mine to put together a book about cryptids. Our working title is C is for Chupacabra, and below is an example of our work based around the desert southwest's Yucca Man cryptid.



Yucca Man

Yucca man
Walk in the night
Yucca man
Talk but he not fight
Yucca man
Stalk until first light
Yucca man
Got to stay out of sight
Yucca man
Won’t hurt..just a bite
Yucca man
Don’t cause no fright
Yucca man
Ain’t no bloodsucca man
He just trying to get by alright

Anyways, we're working on putting together a pretty comprehensive list of cryptids for this book, and that brought up the question of what actually is a cryptid? My personal opinion is a weird creature we haven't proven the existence of yet, with a contemporary source, therefore Bigfoot is a cryptid but Medusa would not be. That definition leaves a lot to be desired though. Here are some other questions I have:

Does there need to be some sort of corroborating evidence for it to be a cryptid? eg. Bigfoot and the Patterson-Gemlin film or Nessie and the surgeon's photograph
Is a local legend a cryptid?
If so, what about La Lorrona? She's basically a boogeyman, but also possibly a ghost or a demon as well. If we count her, are ghosts/demons also cryptids?
Is a cryptid any creature of legend that has captured our cultural imagination? If so what about things that have been debunked like the Feejee Mermaid? That's just lovely taxidermy that is now a proven hoax, but would it still count?

Also, who are your favorite cryptids? The more obscure the better. I'm glad to do a lovely pencil and sharpie drawing of your local weird creature-of-legend. I did one the other day for a friend of mine Dog-face Woman, a creature that haunts a bridge in Indiana after a horrible car accident that killed her and her dog. Don't ask me why she has a rolling pin. I do not know.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



IMO individual pieces of evidence are allowed to be debunked without discounting the cryptid as a whole. Therefore the Fiji mermaid is not a cryptid, but mermaids are. The Surgeon’s Photo is a hoax, but Nessie lives.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

it's a cryptid if a bunch of sad, lonely dorks regularly meet up to try and prove its existence

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cryptid of the gaps if you will :pseudo:

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
a cryptid is a creature that some people believe exists but has not been proven to exist

there

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Mother fucka coming around here with all that? I'm a Bloodtid, get outta here with all this Cryptid bullshit.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
*runs into thread out of breath*

Your....You...Your mom!

boom roasted!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

this creeps me out on a weird way

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

star eater posted:

this creeps me out on a weird way

Find a rip of beyond man book it changed my life.

Zoesdare
Sep 24, 2005

Still floofin


Those are intense, but I like their... style?

Hazo posted:

IMO individual pieces of evidence are allowed to be debunked without discounting the cryptid as a whole. Therefore the Fiji mermaid is not a cryptid, but mermaids are. The Surgeon’s Photo is a hoax, but Nessie lives.

I've been trying to decide whether or not to include mermaids as well. It's not like there are any contemporary accounts of them that aren't "I went to a mermaid bar in FL and watched a lady in a fake tail swimming around." At least there aren't any I know of. I do like this answer to the Feejee mermaid though.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
something about the faces and the way its written is unnerving

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I would assume that it's the ID you need to be admitted into the crypt.

Zoesdare
Sep 24, 2005

Still floofin

Chomp8645 posted:

I would assume that it's the ID you need to be admitted into the crypt.

I like the way you think.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Do Ogopogo and no, not just because of the Venture Bros thing. (Though also because of it.)

I was big into cryptids as a kid and Ogopogo was one of my favourites solely due to reading about one incident where a bunch of different people around the lake saw it at the same time.

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
i liked Ogopogo because it was a stronger palette swap of Leviathan in Final Fantasy 2

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

I feel like ghosts could be cryptids if it's a specific ghost, or we're not sure what it is, but one of the possibilities is a ghost.
See: duendes

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Aliens are the ultimate cryptid

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

uh oh

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

nothing new under the sun :shrug:

PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


A cryptid is a man who does not pay taxes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tar squid is real tasty

Zoesdare
Sep 24, 2005

Still floofin

Mordja posted:

Do Ogopogo and no, not just because of the Venture Bros thing. (Though also because of it.)

I was big into cryptids as a kid and Ogopogo was one of my favourites solely due to reading about one incident where a bunch of different people around the lake saw it at the same time.

As requested. I hosed up the tail, but I did only promise lovely drawings. I was like that as a kid too. My parents used to read me Ogden Nash's The Wendigo as a bedtime story sometimes.




Cubone posted:

nothing new under the sun :shrug:

There really isn't. That's just our cutesy working title for it though. My collaborator is doing beat-style poetry for a bunch of different creatures, so not an alphabet book.

numberoneposter posted:

tar squid is real tasty

Tell me more....

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

got a big squatchin weekend planned with the boys

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

animals that at one point were considered cryptids:

platypus

pandas

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

theories that at one point where considered crackpot:

plate tectonics

germ theory of disease

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Telebite posted:

theories that at one point where considered crackpot:

plate tectonics

germ theory of disease
everything in the end becomes true

Zoesdare
Sep 24, 2005

Still floofin

Jasus Christ posted:

I feel like ghosts could be cryptids if it's a specific ghost, or we're not sure what it is, but one of the possibilities is a ghost.
See: duendes

I like this! I've never heard of a Duende before.

Telebite posted:

animals that at one point were considered cryptids:

platypus

pandas

Don't forget gorillas.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy


I think crypt fiends are cryptids? If they're not maybe they could be?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nah crypt fiends are real, all you have to go is go to the barracks and ask for one.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

super natural beings do not exist

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Zoesdare posted:

I like this! I've never heard of a Duende before.

Tata Duende is the one I'm most familiar with.
Big Daddy Spider Monkey.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Play Disco Elysium, it is a documentary video game about cryptids

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

numberoneposter posted:

super natural beings do not exist

Yeah man I ain't ever heard of a supernatural sasquatch. These 'squatches are all 110% natural I guarantee it

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
Does Mothman count as a cryptid? Because if he does he's the best one.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

star eater posted:

this creeps me out on a weird way

Zoesdare
Sep 24, 2005

Still floofin

Whoria Discordia posted:

Does Mothman count as a cryptid? Because if he does he's the best one.

He does, he is. I love all things Mothman.



steinrokkan posted:

Awesomeness

This is like a creepy version of a Gruss vom Krampus card.

Zoesdare fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jan 22, 2020

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
A ghost is not a cryptid because it is not an animal or creature. Demons in general are also not cryptids.

however, the jersey devil, which is a specific creature like demon is a cryptid

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


In the future, everyone is either Shrek or Farquaad, and they have to fight.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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