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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYln9tIiXzg

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Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
WURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
wookiee has 2 e's :ughh:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
He sure is!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If he posts well-meaningless but tonedeafily he's a #wokie

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Does Chewbacca have a small dick? We never see it. Same for the balls.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Jose Oquendo posted:

Does Chewbacca have a small dick? We never see it. Same for the balls.

Huge balls, tiny dick.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




cloaca

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970


Wookies laying eggs is an extremely disconcerting thought.

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Literally A Person posted:

Wookies laying eggs is an extremely disconcerting thought.

So that's what that thing was!

Fsmhunk
Jul 19, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Lumpy should have been a Jedi, he would have made the sequels amazing.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Dave Syndrome posted:

So that's what that thing was!


*realizes how many coconuts I've eaten in my lifetime*

THOSE WERE WOOKIE LARVA!?

*vomits*

ungulateman
Apr 18, 2012

pretentious fuckwit who isn't half as literate or insightful or clever as he thinks he is

The Breakfast Sampler
Jan 1, 2006



I'd like to see a movie about Chewbacca as a college libertarian

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Chewbacca died in The R of S and was replaced by the clone Sheevbacca, who is a staunchly apolitical cultural conservative who's only asking questions.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Do you think Chewbacca wipes his rear end? That’s gotta be a tough job given all the fur. He’s got human fingers as seen in Force Awakens so he’s potentially got a human butt that would necessitate wiping. I can’t imagine Han or Lando would be cool with him sticking his lovely rear end down in the cockpit of the Falcon or any of the chairs onboard for that matter.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




chewie regurgitates indigestible matter, like an owl

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Chewbacca’s entire home planet is getting reamed by the empire, the forests clear cut for resource extraction, the people slaughtered or enslaved. But hope is not lost! Some Wookiees retreat into the wilderness and mount a brave guerilla resistance against the invaders. Not Chewbacca though, he hangs out with his loser pal on the opposite end of the galaxy and smuggles drugs for the mob.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Every Star Wars game in existence has a mission where you rescued Wookiees from slavery. But then in the next game they’re all enslaved again. So what the gently caress.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Every Star Wars game in existence has a mission where you rescued Wookiees from slavery. But then in the next game they’re all enslaved again. So what the gently caress.

Oh those silly Wookiees! Just can’t stop getting enslaved

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Chrs posted:

Do you think Chewbacca wipes his rear end? That’s gotta be a tough job given all the fur. He’s got human fingers as seen in Force Awakens so he’s potentially got a human butt that would necessitate wiping. I can’t imagine Han or Lando would be cool with him sticking his lovely rear end down in the cockpit of the Falcon or any of the chairs onboard for that matter.

They have a bidet onboard the Millenium Falcon.

snackcakes
May 7, 2005

A joint venture of Matsumura Fishworks and Tamaribuchi Heavy Manufacturing Concern

Chewbacca is a badass. When Han died in TFA did Chewie sit there and mourn like a punk rear end bitch? No, he loving shot Kylo Ren without hesitation, murdered roughly ten Stormtroopers, and took down the innards of of Starkiller Base

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Chewbacca lives by the gun

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Every Star Wars game in existence has a mission where you rescued Wookiees from slavery. But then in the next game they’re all enslaved again. So what the gently caress.

dont kinkshame the wookiees please

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

ruddiger posted:

They have a bidet onboard the Millenium Falcon.

This makes no sense. He'd have to use a blow-drier every time he space-dooked.

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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lol

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