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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
11 million people in Wuhan got quarantined because of a virus that started in a fish market. It only has a 3% mortality rate so far compared to SARS 10%. It causes pneumonia and is most deadly to old people and obese goons. Good luck.

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gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

i don't eat fish i am a vegetarian, does that afford me any extra protection

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


gh0stpinballa posted:

i don't eat fish i am a vegetarian, does that afford me any extra protection

yes you are immune. you have been conscripted to go into wuhan and save them. god speed sir

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Wuhan is 700km from the coast. Where did the fish come from?

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

yes you are immune. you have been conscripted to go into wuhan and save them. god speed sir

oh boy no thank you, i cannot abide airports

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Wuhan is 700km from the coast. Where did the fish come from?

From above the shoulders

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



I have a friend from back home who lives in Wuhan teaching English. he said it’s like the flu

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Burn Zone posted:

I have a friend from back home who lives in Wuhan teaching English. he said it’s like the flu

We're the shits from it any good

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
the casual anti-sinoism in the media about this is pretty incredible

Where is R. Guy

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

drat shame

in my grandpas day the only virus china was interested in exporting was maoism third worldism and now this

thanks Deng!

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
i was planning to go to wuhan next week but i canceled my train tickets. thanks for reading.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
breaking news. my neighbors are saying someone with the disease just came from wuhan and is somewhere inside this building. im sure that’s a real thing.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

fart simpson posted:

breaking news. my neighbors are saying someone with the disease just came from wuhan and is somewhere inside this building. im sure that’s a real thing.

empty every fish tank immediately

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

this new iowa primary event sucks

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
I once ate a tuna melt and got syphilis. Really makes you think.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 18 days!)

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Wuhan is 700km from the coast. Where did the fish come from?

fish live in rivers and lakes too :eng101:

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Peanut President posted:

fish live in rivers and lakes too :eng101:

also, refrigerated trucks exist

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
also some fish live in trees

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
It says it came from an exotic food merchant.

Dudes had rhino horns and dead tigers and poo poo in there.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i could lose some weight and have been hospitalized like half a dozen times for pneumonia/bronchitis/asthma so i would rather not catch wuhan fish flu

stay safe quarantined people i hope everyone gets better

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Do fish sneeze?

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

have you considered it was an evolutionary backstep to leave the oceans because now we can't have turds a mile long just hanging out our butts like fish do

unknown butthole
Jan 2, 2020

The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
the only virus I ever got from china is yella fever

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
WUHAN WUHAN

GOT YOU ALL IN CHECK

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


this is actually from a snake. mods please ban op for lying.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

The Wuhan Clam

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

this is actually from a snake. mods please ban op for lying.

I can't believe Warren would do this

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
Food market at centre of deadly coronavirus outbreak admits selling live koalas, snakes, rats and wolves

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747
Why are people eating weird animals

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I've had three different colds the last two months and I work 6 days a week

gently caress you go get a flu shot

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

succ posted:

Why are people eating weird animals

Usually because the Chinese version of Dr. Oz tells them it cures cancer.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wash your rear end and hands

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

there is a dark side to quackery, it's not all sunshine and dead steve jobs

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Burn Zone posted:

I have a friend from back home who lives in Wuhan teaching English. he said it’s like the flu

comparing living in china to a disease is pretty hosed up op

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

Thug Lessons posted:

Food market at centre of deadly coronavirus outbreak admits selling live koalas

deep fried chlamydia marsupial :yum:

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Thug Lessons posted:

Food market at centre of deadly coronavirus outbreak admits selling live koalas, snakes, rats and wolves


Bedshaped posted:

also some fish live in trees

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

all the water in the world is fish piss

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Thug Lessons posted:

Usually because the Chinese version of Dr. Oz tells them it cures cancer.
how dare you this is state department propaganda do you work for the state department???

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Thug Lessons posted:

Food market at centre of deadly coronavirus outbreak admits selling live koalas, snakes, rats and wolves
There's a massive koala shortage right now so I wonder if they just glued a bunch of hamsters together.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1220502599536988165?s=20

so 3% mortality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-YDV6vC2qo

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