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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



:patriot:

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D1E
Nov 25, 2001


So I added a tomahawk axe to my machete and asp baton collection.

I figure with heavy use the machete blade is bound to get warped and chipped or whatever.

Good times!

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Mourne posted:

lmao so my county is under a shelter in place order by the governor and I’ve just checked the mail and I got a summons for jury duty selection.

yes let’s pack a hundred citizens in a room together for hours. this is an excellent idea.

Just lie and say you have kids to take care of.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

i can't believe cspam provoked someone to do this, very ghoulish

lol

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


NEVERMIND

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

PostNouveau posted:

Cool cool, New Orleans is gonna be under the Mississippi when hurricane season hits. I guess that'll solve the covid problem.

https://twitter.com/WXXV25/status/1245132280177340419

I don't think it will solve the problem in a cleansing tide of water, unfortunately. It just means the water gets diverted into another outflow.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol loving abbot

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Atrocious Joe posted:


social distancing is a partisan issue

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/03/social-distancing-culture/609019/

Munin
Nov 14, 2004


Atrocious Joe posted:

social distancing is a partisan issue

"We can't get infected during mass as the Lord shall keep us safe."

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

political power does not grow out of a pot of beans

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



E Depois do Adeus posted:

political power does not grow out of a pot of beans

It apparently grows from killing/eating your landlord and covering your tracks better than Hannible Lector

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsaSTCnzBbg

finally someone is doing something to solve the rona problem

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U_OkCsexjw

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
My roommate is getting into the porn and beans. I don't think she understands that these may be the last cans of beans we can buy for moht months

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Iron Crowned posted:

My roommate is getting into the porn and beans. I don't think she understands that these may be the last cans of beans we can buy for moht months

Pretty sure you can get more porn though

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Is this a good enough katana for ronipocalypse self-defense?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...VYsJ5A-8uq-HWcu

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Iron Crowned posted:

My roommate is getting into the porn and beans. I don't think she understands that these may be the last cans of beans we can buy for moht months

nice

Hashy
Nov 20, 2005

D1E posted:

Is this a good enough katana for ronipocalypse self-defense?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...VYsJ5A-8uq-HWcu

pretty sure you could cleave all the raider bullets flying at you in two with this bad boy

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

I just want a loaf of bread. I haven't braved going to a supermarket since the lockdown started

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

E Depois do Adeus posted:

political power does not grow out of a pot of beans

Wrong. Wrong! Fool! Imbecile!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


It is April 1st 00:00 UTC, and I am posting the new Coronavirus thread.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Iron Crowned posted:

My roommate is getting into the porn and beans.

a couple weeks of quarantine and all modesty and social norms are gone lmao

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Sphyre posted:

I just want a loaf of bread. I haven't braved going to a supermarket since the lockdown started

Go to a deli mart or something, supermarkets are plague hell

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Sphyre posted:

I just want a loaf of bread. I haven't braved going to a supermarket since the lockdown started

my costco had a shitload of bread.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
making chili with chick peas that expired in 2015. thanks obama.

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

silicone thrills posted:

Pretty sure you can get more porn though

idk i'm starting to develop stress whenever i see 2 people within 6 feet of each other

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

My roommate is getting into the porn and beans. I don't think she understands that these may be the last cans of beans we can buy for moht months

love porn with my beans

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
goodbye old thread, hello new thread

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
i was hoping this thread would be posting more grocery store meltdowns over food. there has to be many out there.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

Plinkey posted:

love porn with my beans

do you like porn WITH beans?

Marlow
Jan 11, 2007

Foreign dokaebi
I love how trump comes out once a week and instead of calling on all Americans to give the middle finger to the ground in a show of solidarity against bats and also here’s the mypillow guy to give me a rose garden rimmer, he’s in the slump between his diabetic fugue state and his artisanal Florida shake-meth high so he comes off as serious. Everyone’s like ‘ohhh he’s changed his tone’

No, goldfishbrain, he’s coding after his 14th morning shamrock shake and he’s too bored to make something up before he gets his Hiesenburg.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe

err posted:

i was hoping this thread would be posting more grocery store meltdowns over food. there has to be many out there.

I couldn't find any ricotta cheese for my lasagna so I have to use cottage.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Spergin Morlock posted:

do you like porn WITH beans?

no, just a little snack during my alone time

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
dunno what I was expecting googling beans porn, but i found it

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Spergin Morlock posted:

do you like porn WITH beans?

I'm trying to find that shot from like a home movie where dudes railing a girl from behind and he's eating out of a can of baked beans and its like on her back and she looks disgusted.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

eric ciaramella posted:

dunno what I was expecting googling beans porn, but i found it

Shame? Closure? Beans?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/richardmarx/status/1245100556189753344


quote:

A conservative Christian pastor issued an angry rebuke of churches taking measures to prevent the spread of coronavirus, calling them “sissies” and “pansies” who have been “neutered.”

Jonathan Shuttlesworth, a televangelist who co-founded Revival Today TV, called out European churches that are taking measures to prevent the spread of coronavirus.

“Catholic Church not having holy water in the lobby — how holy is the water then?” he said in his rant. “That should be a sign to you that your whole religion’s a fraud. Any faith that doesn’t work in real life is a fake faith. Totally fake.”

But he went back to how he believes that it’s not manly to use hand sanitizer or be concerned about hygiene.

“If you’re putting out pamphlets and telling everybody to use Purell before they come into the sanctuary and don’t greet anyone, you should just turn in your ministry credentials and burn your church down — turn it into a casino or something,” he said. “You’re a loser. Bunch of pansies. No balls. Got neutered somewhere along the line and don’t even realize it.”

Let me tell you if the devil doesn’t want there to be mass gatherings — it’s time to hold mass gatherings. If I lived in Italy I would call an open-air crusade to pray for the sick. If you have to go to jail, go to jail.”

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

Plinkey posted:

no, just a little snack during my alone time

you must be flexible

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Fun Shoe

not only will it kill more people like this on the first round but it'll be more likely to become endemic in their areas so they'll get it worse than other places when fall rolls around. i think some of these idiots arent just arguing in bad faith and really do believe their bullshit. lmao

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