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dads friend steve posted:still going to the gym tho Currently at the gym and everything is covered in sweat no one bothered to wipe off
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pancake rabbit posted:is....is this original research? Yeah I’m just thinking really hard and googling stuff E: I realize that this sounds sarcastic but I mean this unironically. Yes, I came up with that theory and did that research on my own twoday fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Mar 2, 2020 |
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Tailypoo posted:I think I'm ready. I've been preparing since Prester Jane graced these forums with insanity and WTF-ever. Tomorrow I see my doctor for the last extra of my prescriptions and to vote in the primary. On top of this I've got 4 months of cat food, water storage (I've got a filter), liquor, cigarettes, recreational drugs, and 2 vats of hand sanitizer I plan on sleeping in. I already work remotely so that's lovely. I'm high risk for poo poo going wrong so I'd like to avoid the public for a while eat the cat
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Pryor on Fire posted:You guys don't want canned beans. I can't believe the thread has gone this far and you people are still buying canned beans. You want dry beans and you soak them overnight before cooking. Way cheaper and you can store twice as much in half the space. Plus you can soak them with a bit of garlic, oregano, etc if you get tired of plain old beans. No pandemic, cataclysm or once in a millennia disastrous event will make me eat goddamn beans. Enough with the loving beans, there's other non-perishable, actually tasty food you can store. And I'm not just talking about hard liquor, though that is obviously one of them. Enough with the beans!
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Nonsense posted:I was addressing Russia which has a public health crisis involving merely loving alcohol. of course they have COVID-19. Everywhere else? who knows they ain’t on anybody’s radar 364 days of the year. lmao the life expectancy in the US has been dropping every year, but yeah, loving Russia 
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Currently at the gym and everything is covered in sweat no one bothered to wipe off lick the dumbbells.
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https://twitter.com/michaelmina_lab/status/1234355620557545473?s=21 Oh well then!
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pancake rabbit posted:is....is this original research? I’m going to count this as a peer review
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Bronze Fonz posted:No pandemic, cataclysm or once in a millennia disastrous event will make me eat goddamn beans. i hope that one day you get good beans. i hope you learn to appreciate them. please, come in from the cold.
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BONGHITZ posted:eat the cat I'd sooner eat my husband but he might read this so I'll say I might consider it if I run out of beans and dehydrated blueberries BONGHITZ posted:eat the cat
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twoday holy poo poo lmao
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imagine not waking up and going to sleep each night with insatiable bean lust smdh
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twoday posted:Yeah I’m just thinking really hard and googling stuff   I'm going to bed gn buddy
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Weird. I heard they beat the virus that is just the flu.
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First person to person transmission being reported in Sydney by the Aussie press. No further details yet but until now all our cases were traceable back to the person catching somewhere else and bringing it in. Presser about it soon.
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Bronze Fonz posted:No pandemic, cataclysm or once in a millennia disastrous event will make me eat goddamn beans. Beans own and taste good, sorry about your crippling addiction to chicken tenders or whatever
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Love 2 wake up heaving my empty stomach into the crapper as I do that shivering while warm thing Luckily no fever so it's probably just some bullshit, but if I get famous tell everybody to vote Bernie or else I'm gonna haunt their assses forever
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Atrocious Joe posted:if you have COVID and enough contacts reality actually glitches so that you did not spread the disease at all It goes even further, this is a real neat lifehack (epidemiologists hate this trick), if you personally spread the disease to 2^8 people then a buffer overflow occurs, curing all of them plus an additional 2^8 people miraculously
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Helith posted:First person to person transmission being reported in Sydney by the Aussie press. No further details yet but until now all our cases were traceable back to the person catching somewhere else and bringing it in. one of the doctors treating a passenger that was quarantined
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Epic High Five posted:Love 2 wake up heaving my empty stomach into the crapper as I do that shivering while warm thing Fortunately fever is very common in COVID-19 while GI distress / vomiting isnt common at all
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BONGHITZ posted:UNLIMITED CONTACT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50ygYCz3G3I
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orange sky posted:I still can't get over the German dude who had "unlimited" contacts lmao Lots of sucking and loving
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Is there a breakdown of the health outcomes of the cruise ship victims? That has to be the best source of data for health outcomes that we have right now but I can't find specific numbers for those hospitalized, intubated, supplemental oxygen, ages, etc.
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https://twitter.com/MichelleKalehz1/status/1234358947366096897?s=20 Sorry, you don't meet the criteria *checks notes* by 0.3 (it's the internet though, it's probably fake)
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lol that corona virus dude loving his way across Germany king
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Marzzle posted:sounds like the mortality rate is prob lower than it looks like rn as well then "Well they are lying about the infected but are telling the truth about the dead"
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Rectal Death Adept posted:"Well they are lying about the infected but are telling the truth about the dead" It's a lot easier to lose track of asymptomatic infected than it is of corpses. Doesn't actually matter, though, except to make containment impossible.
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News from King County Metro: King County Metro posted:King County Metro update on novel coronavirus I feel a lot less guilty about slacking on buying this month's ORCA transit pass....
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Is this level of staggering ineptitude normal for the CDC? I always thought they had our backs but this is like a degree of incompetence straight out of a Douglas Adams novel
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Delthalaz posted:Is this level of staggering ineptitude normal for the CDC? I always thought they had our backs but this is like a degree of incompetence straight out of a Douglas Adams novel i have some news for you pal. Donald Trump is president.
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papersack posted:i have some news for you pal. Donald Trump is president. the rear end in a top hat on tv?
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Zotix posted:Not great, not terrible.
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papersack posted:i have some news for you pal. Donald Trump is president. Yeah I get it but goddamn aren’t there a bunch of people who’ve worked there for decades?
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Delthalaz posted:Is this level of staggering ineptitude normal for the CDC? I always thought they had our backs but this is like a degree of incompetence straight out of a Douglas Adams novel no not typical. its always been kind of a mess but had highly dedicated staff that would push forward by force of will. After the Trump cuts I bet they all peaced out. That plus the inept political appointees and you have this disaster.
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No but seriously folks. Where on my body should I start punching first to fight the virus? Do I go all beating on my chest like Donkey Kong for hours and see if that killed it. Maybe I could swallow burning hot sand and just roll around to mix it into my system and kill the virus that way. Or maybe and just hear me out. I could drink all the alcohol. All of it. I hear germs die from alcohol wipes. That'll kill it for sure.
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