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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Furthermore, I consider that China must be destroyed.

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Jan 26, 2007

mass panic owns wtf is wrong with gbs

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Jan 26, 2007

Wuhan in a million

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Jan 26, 2007

lmao @ those who do not fear this rampant unstoppable disease

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Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Knownasdan1

going by everything on this guy's feed, asia is fuuuucked

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Jan 26, 2007

Somebody tweet Trump and tell him to not let any Americans infected back in.

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Jan 26, 2007

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Good advice that will save you a lot of money and trips to the dispensary while getting you to outer space

you should inhale as much of Gods green nectar as possible and you should turn into a dotard after you cough your lung up.

Anything less is wasting money.

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Jan 26, 2007

Tei posted:

USA bullied everyone (Spain, UK, France,...) into not making bussines with Iran, so Iran responded making more bussines from China (you have to buy your helicopter repair parts from somewhere). So they had a lot of chinese expats when they pandemia started.

get owned Mullahs

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Jan 26, 2007

Japan has the greatest medicine on earth, but they can't do poo poo to stop wuhan stew

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Jan 26, 2007

poty posted:

https://twitter.com/_B_I_O_T_E_C_H_/status/1231658985456988160

what happens if someone starts coughing in the tokyo subway first thing in the morning

i guess everyone wears masks anyway so theyd just keep things moving

somebody in japan did that when some slob started hacking up their diseased lung, and wasn't wearing a mask


Anybody without a mask should be suspect, and the loving train driver said not to pull the emergency cord for that

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/V2019N/status/1231255859121934336?s=20

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Jan 26, 2007

Starshark posted:

When you're cold, your immune system is weakened. Or so I got told by an ambulance officer who wasn't a doctor.

This is literally the most common medical knowledge in human history. Is it true? I dunno i'm not a loving doctor

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

two weeks.

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Jan 26, 2007

Start summarily executing people who eat anything other than beef, chicken, pork, veggies

sorry libs

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Jan 26, 2007

Hedenius posted:

Can sombody tell me why everyone is posting that BNO News twitter account as if it's anything reliable? Looking at their website it just seems like garbage clickbait bullshit. Like just go to bnonews.com and have a look. Sure, they did win the "Twitter Shorty Awards" in 2009 according to wikipedia but it still seems like something nobody with half a brain should trust.

the rest of the media is relying on government organizations to report poo poo, and governments are lying

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Jan 26, 2007


Hong Kong's liberation postponed indefinitely

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Jan 26, 2007

this loving virus spreads faster than failure

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Jan 26, 2007

botulism is tastier than COVID-19

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Jan 26, 2007

Reclines Obesily posted:

https://twitter.com/tracyalloway/status/1230071097472643072

worst conpiracy ive heard is that this guy released the corona bio weapon as a diversion to escape being scooped up

Patient Zero

Rated PG-13 because loving Apple is going to buy MGM

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Jan 26, 2007


Enjoy being terminal you son of a bitch

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Jan 26, 2007

South Korea is no mans land. don’t even consider it

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Jan 26, 2007

also trump will start closing the borders. good luck trying to get home

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Jan 26, 2007

bring back old gbs posted:

lmaoooooo holy gently caress please please

lol

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Jan 26, 2007


this is made in the Budweiser factory and theirs was awful

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Jan 26, 2007


Bailey nooooooo

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Jan 26, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

..... So it's crossed from humans back to animals. (Yes humans are animals.) Isn't this like a REALLY bad sign wrt mutations?

So the bat soup poo poo wasn't real right? Cos everybody I've talked to mentioned the bat soup.

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Jan 26, 2007

antihistamines are otc, allergy meds, all of it also buy generic

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Jan 26, 2007

twoday posted:

the plague cart bearers were also drunk all the time and stole stuff, maybe that helped

they dead they dont need it no more

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Jan 26, 2007

actually smoke, drink, and eat meat to defeat CUMLIB-19

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Jan 26, 2007

Ages posted:

was the tweet warning us against putting potatoes up our butts peer-reviewed?

iranians stick grease fired onions up their butt

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Jan 26, 2007

pee reviewed

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Jan 26, 2007

Marx Headroom posted:

So at what point do they stop trying to contain?

my aunt is ceo of a hospital and she says the masks are just for healthcare workers and won't save you

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Jan 26, 2007

pancake rabbit posted:

spilling....the beans m i rite

https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1233258935659847680

hell yeah let's ride this thing all the way down like major kong on the nuke

lol

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Jan 26, 2007

gently caress the market is rebounding

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Jan 26, 2007


Prince Harry & Meghan left at the right time

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Jan 26, 2007

the only person i knew who read dean koontz was some hyper conservative korean chud girl freshman year of college, god dang she loved W

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Jan 26, 2007

Dillon2 posted:

That's weird, I always thought Iranians were really clean and had excellent medical facilities for some reason

they tie onions to their feet and rub oil on their rear end in a top hat an poo poo. the regime fucks with their medical system to pretend sanctions haven't hurt them

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

im somehow imagining that the Hangseng is still UP UP UP ECONOMY HUMMING

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Jan 26, 2007

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Jan 26, 2007


art historians will be in awe

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