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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:my mother called me when i was eating the buffet and we talked about things including the wuhan fish flu. she had just rewatched contagion the other day Eric Fiegl-Ding lmao
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kazr posted:I'm dead rip
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A Buttery Pastry posted:The corona virus was designed to kill non-pedophiles, and released upon Epstein's death. after learning about epstein, the entire world had knowledge of information that would lead to the arrest of hillary clinton
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Third World Reagan posted:I mean the n99 and n95, sure, but how many people are wearing some sort of surgical mask thinking that it is protecting them do the surgical masks not protect you from germs? thats what i always see people wear during flu season also if the surgical masks dont block germs what exactly is the point of them
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i have some n95 masks from the last california death fire i guess ill use those if i need to if those are just as good
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touching...the us government has announced that in the upcoming election they will be honoring future victims of the coronavirus by counting a vote for trump in their honor
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Stairmaster posted:I'm just glad the virus doesn't make you poo poo yourself it doesnt???? gently caress there goes my excuse
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/jan/26/coronavirus-could-infect-100000-globally-experts-warn If only they had Got Brexit Done they wouldnt have all these chinese diseases floating around
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can we really translate mortality rates under the inferior and backwards chinese health system to the flawless and pristine american one
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are we all dead yet
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pneumonia is fake
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Radirot posted:does he actually have a billion that he can just check out of the bank, how's that work? even if he doesnt have a billion dollars liquid cash he can go to the bank and ask for a loan of a billion dollars (which they will happily give him at a miniscule interest rate because there is zero risk he won't be able to pay him back) then pay it back after selling enough alibaba shares or paying himself a particularly large bonus or whatever
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BoldFace posted:I'm going to make a prediction that this whole thing will cause the Tokyo Summer Olympics to be cancelled. This virus is not something that can be dealt with in just few months. the 2020 tokyo olympics will go on but by that time the virus will have mutated into something that makes people transform into cronenberg monstrosities and also makes them psychic
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some people have made use of the yes hahaha yes smiley itt which is pretty off putting
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hell yeah gently caress it up with those Dr. Mario pills the fist is also Dr. Mario's big air punch
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while america was sleeping china has developed magic school bus technology to make doctors germ-sized and send them into peoples' bodies
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personally i feel safe ive been drinking corona to build up an immunity
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TeenageArchipelago posted:lol lol rip
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the andromeda strain is a good movie
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make some funny posts to put in the title and ill change it
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Ogantai posted:No burials now: final destination
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Doorknob Slobber posted:this guy? looks like he's just hanging out in his room?
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lol dude has a fever and theyre not letting him leave rip
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help me think of a less racist thread title
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how long does it take for a buried body to turn into dirt and you can use the plot again
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U-DO Burger posted:holy crap that city is massive wait till you hear about china
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Hit Man posted:This. I stopped watching after he made it to the train station and had a 2 hour wait. thats a boring "escape from china" if hes just going to take the train like everyone else. i was expecting a car chase or him hiding in the bushes while a guy looks for him with a flashlight
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if los angeles is not wholly white then why is everyone in hollywood movies white? owned libs
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:missouri had that bill on the table to allow for open air cremations but it was literally because some senator was a star wars fan instead of for like a legitimate religious reason lol why would open air cremations not be allowed if the family wants to burn the body outside and pretend theyre vikings for some reason i say let em
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CODChimera posted:have the deaths hit double digits outside of china yet? the deaths have not hit double outside of china yet
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Tempora Mutantur posted:I'm at home sick from work after feeling wrecked since Saturday, pretty sure I'm fine (aside from the flu-like symptoms that have me mostly unconscious) but all I can think is: nobody has made any madagascar jokes either. quick, you can be the first one
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hey guys i havent paid attention to the news on this for several days, but is the fact that they named the virus "SARS 2" bad?
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ive decided my conspiracy theory is going to be that the virus is an american attack ordered by trump in retaliation for the soybean tariffs
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Healthy young doctor goes to the hospital, gets pumped full of work, doesn't feel good and changes - DEATH! Many such cases!
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Hungry posted:So how about them 2020 Tokyo Olympics? the virus will have mutated into a form that turns people into gross flesh monsters and also gives them psychic powers
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i cant believe the inside of a cruise ship was an unsanitary clusterfuck
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by "airborne transmission" they mean chemtrails
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Stairmaster posted:Just remembered that the communist revolution in the disco Elysium backstory happened in the aftermath of a pandemic china is ripe for a communist revolution
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